Patrick, "Julia," and Mr. McDonald try to create new slang phrases and sayings. Some of them might be okay, maybe. There's also some confusion on which Frankfurt is which when they discuss how subway conductors announce the next stop. Also, happy birthday Patrick's Dad!

Patrick, Julia, and Mr. McDonald are back for 2026 with their New Year's resolutions. They recap their breaks and what they are looking forward to. They say goodbye to Mr. Dugan as he leaves his teaching position to go work at NASA again. They look forward to new classes this semester and reminisce about past funny moments (if there are any).

We have a new schedule! New episodes will drop on Monday mornings and are recorded the previous Wednesdays.

Patrick and Julia invite Mrs. Grove, Mr. Dugan, and Mr. Green on the podcast for the first annual Christmas special. The hosts gift the guests some presents for their efforts. Green, Grove, Dugan and McDonald have to guess their gag gifts and they end up being conversation starters.

There are other surprise guests with even more gifts, including the Clancy's surprise gift to the entire podcast.

Enjoy the listen and have a great holiday break!

Patrick, Julia, and Mr. McDonald come back from a couple weeks off from podcasting to have a conversation of completely random topics. You thought there was going to be a plan? There's no plan. And we are blaming the listeners! We have a suggestion box and we have no suggestions! Give us something to talk about, please.

However, there is a plan for an awesome holiday podcast. Tune in next week!

Patrick and Julia theorize what different teacher's thanksgivings look like. The gang learns about Mr. Green's Church of the Holy Fry and Mr. McDonald previews Thanksgiving day football. Patrick and Julia pick which of the teacher's thanksgivings they would like to attend, and the answer may surprise you.

HAPPY THANKSGIVING

Patrick and Julia review the 2025 Homecoming dance with in person interviews of attendees. Because it is Literacy Week the crew share their favorite books. Julia finally learns how to be funny. Mr. McDonald and Patrick discuss mens fashion, as they are the ultimate experts on the subject. They end by discussing minor annoyances in a segment belatedly titled "What grinds my gears."

Mr. McDonald comes back from the geology field trip to Atlanta for Patrick and Julia to teach him slang/brain rot. Patrick and Julia draft a teacher dodge ball team and theorize what century they would want to be born in. They preview Literacy Week and talk about the upcoming homecoming. Also, Patrick is still sick.

While Patrick records on deaths doorstep, the group discuss their top 3 halloween candies. They share what movie universe they would live in and some current events. Mr. McDonald teaches the youngsters what Webkinz are and how they were pivotal in his childhood. Julia shares a story about losing her hubcaps.