Stassi is at the epic Vanderpump Villa with special guest Maria Georges (yes, the almost-Bachelorette), and the conversation is equal parts spooky and soul-baring. Maria shares why she turned down becoming the Bachelorette—proving the power of saying no. They swap stories on relationships (including a Travis Kelce/ Taylor Swift–style dynamic that just works), compare star signs, and laugh over the Mandela Effect moments that still blow their minds.

But the villa has its own spooky energy: gunshot echoes, ghost stories, and Maria’s very first “spooky origin story” about her lifelong love of the eerie and unknown. In true Stassi fashion, they keep it fun—laughing through childhood horror obsessions and plotting this year’s niche family Halloween costumes.

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Stassi is deep in the English countryside, living out her Jane Austen dreams—but with a side of Taco Bell delivery. Joined by Auntie Al and C-O-Lo, she’s juggling parenting, sightseeing, and a few very unexpected roommates (think bats, spiders, and sheep). From winding Cotswold roads and magical villages to pig-in-a-blanket surprises and Amazon packages arriving faster than in L.A., this trip has been anything but ordinary. Along the way, Stassi shares their favorite Cotswold towns, explains why graveyards are secretly joyful, and keeps it real about how social media makes the countryside look picture-perfect—when in reality, it’s crowded, messy, and still completely magical.

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Stassi’s in England with C-O-Lo, recording old-school style in a hotel room—no cameras, no plan, just like the early podcast days. But between a work trip, no nanny, and Beau forgetting the stroller, it’s been pure survival mode. “Auntie Al” flew in to help wrangle the kids after the nanny couldn't go, while Messer decided mid-flight that he only wanted his mom (goodbye wine-and-period-piece fantasy). They dive deep into Stassi’s period piece obsession—her best, worst, and most historically inaccurate picks—and sneak in a little countryside magic between toddler alarms and winding village roads. So they are here in England… surviving.

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Becca Tobin from LadyGang joins Stassi as they plan their upcoming dream beach vacay at Ladyworld —despite the fact that Stassi hates sand and Becca thinks holidays are wildly overrated. Christmas? Too much. Birthdays? Too stressful. Hosting parties? Hard pass. The two bond over their shared love of low expectations, laugh about lavish kids’ birthdays, and agree that Elf on the Shelf is a parenting scam. Becca spills on Austin’s $12K light displays, Stassi defends her Christmas tree obsession, and somehow it all makes sense. They also get real about social media boundaries, mom guilt, and why sometimes the quietest days are the most joyful.

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Stassi’s back with Auntie Al (Alex Stafford) and the new moon in Leo has them both in full rom-com mode. They spiral from nostalgic Lisa Frank school-supply runs and Hartford’s Mary-Kate & Ashley obsession to a mystery Halloween song from their childhood. Stassi shares how matcha runs, flower shop magic, and a slow weekend with her kids snapped her out of her Debbie Downer phase, while Alex tells the ultimate main-character story: one solo happy hour in NYC turned into new friends, late-night stoop talks, and watching the sun rise on the Upper East Side.

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Stassi welcomes her bestie Taylor Strecker for a hilarious catch-up filled with pregnancy constipation woes (shoutout to Teddy), suppository confessions, and an official baby girl announcement—the Taylor's are due on Hartford’s due date! Taylor has a full-blown panic attack mid-show when facing her upcoming parenting reality, but rosé saves the day. They talk about hot topics like the Coldplay cheating scandal (she was HR?!), why rich people love affairs, and the wild emotional toll of infidelity. Plus, they spiral over Gwyneth’s unauthorized memoir (how dare they?!), and the real life haunted Annabelle doll that’s literally on tour and the death of her handler.

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Stassi is joined by The Ladygang’s Keltie Knight to serve up the perfect girls' catch up with this laugh-out-loud, no-filter conversation. Stassi and Keltie discuss the latest pop culture headlines - including the celebrity cruise - and gush about how much they admire JLo's work ethic. Between Keltie’s wild career confessions (magician’s assistant?!), beauty tweak regrets, and hard-earned wisdom, they land on the ultimate self-care solution: LadyWorld — the ultimate girls’ getaway. Picture three days of beachside bliss with live podcasts, Y2K dance parties, surprise performances, shopping sprees, and more!—It’s summer camp for grown-up girlies, just with better outfits. Tickets are selling fast—don’t miss out!

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Stassi is back with the ultimate home episode because C-O-Lo just bought her very first place—and not just any home, but her first L.A. home. They’re celebrating with a deep dive into the obsessive art of decorating, design regrets, and figuring out your aesthetic one sideboard mistake at a time. Lo shares how she found a townhouse that just felt right, while Stassi reflects on buying her home in 2020 at the perfect moment—like the universe stepped in. They cover dining room dreams, filling empty rooms, and building a space around pieces you truly love. From mismatched metals and elegant toilets to art regrets (bye, Louis Vuitton bubbles) and Anthropologie knobs, it’s a full breakdown of what to do—and what not to do. Plus, should you do an energy cleanse before moving in? Lo says yes. Stassi’s still debating.

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