A content-packed episode with educational items. Stephanie educates us on a Geiger counter–nerd. During our recordings, we learn that Stephanie stinks and sits in her own hot filth. Walmart kicks the RVs out of its parking lots. Alabama doesn’t fuck around with weirdos in school parking lots. Stephanie teaches us about hotdogs lost in the anal cavity. Finally, some more bonus material with Stephanie’s voicemails. Tracey just laughs at all this nonsense. He’s dumb.

This week we learned Stephanie now has SIX cats, officially making her a crazy cat lady. Stephanie goes car shopping with our father, who menaces the car salesman with a billy club-sized flashlight. Tracey demonstrates a new medical device and discovers a product that may help strengthen his sphincter muscles. We vent about how much society is full of assholes flexing on other assholes. Random kids show up at a birthday party, which pisses us off. We close by agreeing ALL weddings suck, are a waste of money, and mean nothing to anyone.

This week’s episode brings some bad news–Taco Bell. We discover Tracey’s “friends,” Jerry and Vern, don’t actually listen to the show and accuse Tracey of putting stuff up his butt. Stephaine makes a solid point about how much podcasts suck (yeah, we know). We praise Gregg Opie Hughes, Anthony Cumia, Jim Norton, and Sam Roberts for bringing real radio into our lives and Jerry Seinfeld for Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee. Stephanie graciously brings new voicemails leading us to love boats with jacuzzis. This is a good episode–trust us.

Minecraft sucks, people suck, drivers (people) suck, game show contestants (people) suck, mass shooters (people) suck, and more importantly, people can't mind their own business. We cover a lot of ground as to why people suck. We're not talking about our listener, of course, but people in general. It all started with Tracey's shitty mood and Stephanie's don't give a shit kind of attitude.

Carnies, dumb YouTube videos, Idiocracy, insurance business, rental car companies, and other jibberish. We cover a lot in this episode, mainly focusing on how DUMB businesses are, and how we pay too much damn money for their crap service. Especially when a deer totals your vehicle. More bonus material--Stephanie brings her 'A' game with new voicemails!

This week Stephanie and Tracey talk about how they came up with the podcast name-one person was our influence-Mother. We talk about Mother's buttery farts and incessant sweeping. Stephanie hits us with a Debbie Downer moment of an older gentleman destroying his 1950s Chevy. Finally, more voicemail bonus material!

Tonight we talk about Tracey shitting his pants, or coming extremely close to shitting his pants. Stephanie tells us about her impromptu praying in the middle of Starbucks. We talk about rubbing shoulders with military brass and his cat. This episode ends with bonus material of a voicemail from Stephanie's work phone!

In our debut episode, we discover Stephanie can't use Zoom. We listen to Stephanie's voicemail of an angry Mexican. We discuss funny things I can't remember off the top of my head. Roadkill, human roadkill. And we close by talking about David Silvera's new band, Breaking in a Sequence.