We’re back with one of our absolute faves, Veronica from Veronica’s Roses, and things get chaotic in the best way. First up: we introduce her to the deliciously perfect human that is Alan Ritchson, who we’ve officially cast as Carrion Swift (sorry, we don’t take feedback).

Then it’s full steam ahead into Quicksilver talk: all our questions, hot takes, and yes, some disagreements. And of course, it wouldn’t be a crossover without a round of Fuck, Marry, Sidepiece, Kill…and this one? We’re all sister wives.

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We’re kicking off this week’s episode by fully endorsing the Louvre heist. We don’t condone crime...unless it’s chic, mysterious, and vaguely cinematic.

Then we talk about how Kylie Jenner defended her decision to wear that dress at the Bieber wedding. Girl, why…it was giving Met Gala at a “friend’s” wedding and we DON’T like that!

On the flip side, we learned Jenna Bush lived her best First Daughter college life by ditching her secret service for dorm room hookups…and we are obsessed.

Also, we’re fully casting directors because your girls have the Quicksilver adaptation figured out…okay, mostly just Carrion Swift, but priorities.

On the book front:

• Tori started The Huntress by Kate Quinn and she is locked in.
• Emily is multitasking her way through Throne of Glass on Kindle and Alchemy of Secrets by Stephanie Garber on Audible. Same vibe, lots of chaos.

This week, Tori’s baking era is in full swing, and we are living for it. From the rise of her sourdough starter to the zest of her lemon loaf, she’s keeping us all well-carbed.

In pop culture news:

• We’re still not okay with Justin Trudeau and Katy Perry’s relationship, let alone them kissing on her yacht. Our official stance? Do better, Justin.
• Charli XCX is basically in love with Taylor Swift…it’s actually romantic.
• Kevin Federline is dropping a memoir. We’re intrigued, but let’s all agree to take everything he says with a very large grain of salt.
• Lauren Conrad and Kristin Cavallari posted a photo together, and we are still screaming about the Laguna Beach reunion we never saw coming. 2000s girlies, rise.

On the book front: Tori finally finished Quicksilver…and it delivered. We’re talking spice, plot twists, romantic chaos, and yes, a little bit of divine dick energy. Let’s unpack it all.