Valentine’s Day: a holiday that started with martyrs, fertility festivals, and jailhouse notes - and somehow ended with me hot-gluing cardboard animals for my kids. Join me as I rant, ramble, and reluctantly admit… maybe I kind of love this holiday.

You know that fight or flight response? Mine's more of an 'oh yeah? WATCH ME' response. And it's gotten me into some... situations. I have a long history of accepting dumb dares. Today we're talking about being dangerously competitive, the challenges that almost killed me, and how the challenges look very different now that I'm older. Spoiler: I'm losing to my own body now. Tune in for stories, regret, and zero lessons learned.

I went to Topgolf feeling cute and confident… only to realize I was wearing two completely different shoes. One of them wasn’t even mine.
Naturally, my twins saw this as an opportunity and committed to mocking me all day.
In today’s episode, we’re talking parenting, sarcasm, and the moment you realize you’ve raised tiny comedians who live in your house.
Zero regrets. Mild fear. 🎧👟

Ever tried yoga, only to realize your body has a different agenda than your soul? From free classes that tried to fix my posture, to accidentally going into labor during a Mommy & Me session, this episode is a celebration of falling (literally) in love with yoga… chaos included. Plus, fun yoga facts that will make you feel slightly smarter while laughing at my epic fails.

New year, new resolutions, same chaos.

This week’s episode covers a shiny new microphone that absolutely refused to cooperate, the absurd origins of New Year’s resolutions, and why we all confidently lie to ourselves every January.

We’re talking unrealistic goals, fake motivation, and the collective delusion that this will be the year we become a brand new person.

Spoiler: it won’t. And that’s fine.

New episode of Snacks & Sarcasm is live. 🎧

I almost died from my Christmas tree (pine allergy), I can't drink regular eggnog (dairy allergy), and yet here I am trying to celebrate the holidays like a normal person. Spoiler: it's not going well. Join me for holiday chaos, a dairy-free eggnog taste test, and questionable life choices.

Episode 13 is here, which already feels like a risk — so naturally we’re talking superstitions.

From lucky charms and unlucky moments, black cats, spilled salt, and why some people walk around like magnets for miracles while others…

Is luck real? Are we cursed? Or are we just dramatic? (Don’t answer.)

I went to a Christmas parade fully expecting Hallmark magic… and instead got a fleet of VW bugs. Add a drone show that included a snowman, a tree, and… a man on the moon? Sure. Why not.

Come laugh with me as I break down yet another event I wildly overhyped in my head, confess my obsession with advent calendars, and pitch my very serious belief that life should come with a soundtrack.