Remember that time when Geordie got all obsessed with a virtual woman and watched her recordings and studied her and then fell for her – well your favorite Ship’s Engineer is at it again!
The Enterprise D rolls up on a Relay Station 47 – say, Did you know that in the future there are Relay Stations way out in space? Well there are! At least Forty Seven of them! And did you know they have to be manned – in this case “womaned”? Well, they do. But uh, there’s some foul play afoot on Relay Station 47 – as in someone’s dead! Or at least, they think someone’s dead, but they aren’t exactly sure who! The away team finds some gunk or goo and the Doctor’s all,”I think this goo is the remains of some dead person so maybe we should build an episode around figuring out who that is!” or she says something like that. Then, Worf’s all “Stand back and let me cut that goo sample out of the floor, you know the hard way, with a phaser.” And that’s what Worf actually does–, he cuts the goo out with four solid phaser blasts – heck, they don’t use those phasers for hardly anything, so why not? At least he gets to shoot something. Back on the ship Geordie starts rifling through old log entries from a Haliian Station manager Aquiel, who’s homesick and kind of whiney but cute too! Cute except for the butt head thing, and black! Did I mention she was black, well she kind of is and you know, Geordie is too and hey, it’s the 90’s, they’re not going to let Geordie fall for another white chick! Cue Brahms! No, not the composer, the character from way back in season Three and Four! Anyhow, I digress – is this a synopsis or a space novella? Geordie got the hots for this dead goo until, suprise! She ain’t dead! Who’s the goo now, dog? Stand back because your Chief Engineer gets it on glowing rock style! Will Geordie be able to make it with girl like Christie, I mean Aquiel ? Will we discover that Aquiel is a killer – the maker of the goo? Will Bev solve the mystery and maybe even meet a new life form? Find out on this exciting, er… episode of ST:TNGeez, Not Another Star Trek Podcast!
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