For the new year I'm gonna fucking kill myself

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Wow! 10 Episodes! What a milestone, I'm so happy to have all of you here. When my step dad was teaching me how to be a man I knew that my place in this world was to bend over and please others, but by golly I didn't know I could feel so good doing it! Being a podcaster has been such a fun experience, and while only been 2 months, I can already tell I love the sound of my own voice and I can't wait to force all of you lovely people to listen to my crackpot septum ring theory ideas. If it wasn't for the internet, I'd either be dead or unmolested, and where is the fun in either of those; so from the bottom of my heart thank you for letting me have a space to be a problem. Expect more episodes! I W I L L N E V E R S T O P.

We talk about miners this episode.

This episode is a ruckus of a time dude

ITS CHRISTMAS (We did not record this during Christmas) AND ITS TIME FOR GIFT GIVING. Here's our gift to you :)

Nobody better take my Sundance movie idea before I copyright it I stg

What's more dangerous for America, bad drivers or perverted furries? I'm actually taking a driving school rn for the court, and this guy is weird af talking about how he knows me and asking how many breaths I take a minute. I dunno, its chill, I haven't slept yet lol