Funny and weird stories in this episode include the Oklahoma meteorologist who made the mistake of asking viewers to send her their measurements, but she was referring to snow, and not the measurements of what some men sent her...also one on a Kansas City guy accused of selling eight cars on Facebook Marketplace, only to steal all eight from the buyers... and China has robocops directing traffic and handling other limited duties in several cities...while we also look into Ye's apology. Ye=the artist formerly known as Kanye West. Plus...parody ads/songs and celebrity birthdays.

Weird stories this time include one on a guy around Albany NY who had cops chasing a dog by putting his ankle monitor on the pooch, while he skipped a pre-sentencing hearing...also one on a Florida guy who was wearing jeans that were so big, he was able to stuff a brisket, a cowboy steak and a bottle of wine down his legs...and one on how police in Kazakhstan apparently dislike the movie Borat's portrayal of their country so much, they arrested three Belgian guys dressed like Borat at a Champions League soccer match and held them in jail for five days. Plus...parody ads/songs and celebrity birthdays.

Funny news stories this episode include one on an East Texas woman accused of being caught smoking meth while on a video call with a jail inmate... also one on a man in British Columbia accused of driving by highway patrol mounties with a crack pipe in his mouth, but allegedly told them he was only smoking weed... and a brief rant on trying to avoid wanting to know about this apparent Don Lemon/Nicki Minaj beef. Plus...parody ads/songs and celebrity birthdays.

Bizarre news in this episode include an upstate New York man who woke up on his couch to find a car resting on his head, after a guy crashed a car through his house... and a Florida woman has been accused of fighting cops inside a massage parlor, where she's also accused of dropping pants and pooping in officers' direction while they tried to arrest her... and a 72 year old Ontario fisherman is accused of fighting another fisherman on a frozen over lake, because cops say he was upset the other guy made a hole in the ice too close to his. Plus...parody ads/ songs and celebrity birthdays.

Another cast full of weird stories includes one on two Only Fans models arrested on a plane that landed in Miami for refusing to get out of first class seats they didn't pay for...also one on a 44-year old Michigan man accused of firing gunshots outside his son's middle school, then cursing out the judge during his arraignment... and a story on a Thai fortune teller accused of trying to make a fortune he told come true... and a look into the pink skies over parts of England. Plus...parody ads/songs and celebrity birthdays.

Weird stories this time include one on the fully naked woman swimming in her neighbor's pond in Louisiana, and cops say she told them she was trying to be a mermaid...and in Kentucky...cops say a man left a hospital and stole his ex-girlfriend's car, while she was inside giving birth to their child...and then there was the expired beef jerky found in a safe that was found off Australia's western shoreline..along with the 50 or sheep that all decided to go into a grocery store for 20mins in a German town. Plus...parody ads/songs and celebrity birthdays.

Funny news stories this time include the mailman in Florida who's accused of using the postal truck to try and run over a ten year old boy on a scooter...also a Canadian woman got denied entry at the U.S. border, dropped after being carried by border agents, peed and pooped in her pants and is now facing federal charges, all because she had a weed pen on her... and over 100-people in Glasgow Scotland showed up to a park to cheer on a transgender person getting kicked in the balls. Plus...parody ads/songs and celebrity birthdays.

The first episode of season two kicks off with a wallaby hopping around a New Jersey town's Walmart... while other weird news includes a cannabis philanthropist who gave away 29 bottles of marijuana by leaving it next to a high school's sign for a Christmas tree selling fundraiser... also a raccoon fell through the ceiling of a high-end restaurant, biting one customer... and a 38-year old man in a southern Italy town ran from police and hid in plain sight inside a Christmas nativity scene by posing while remaining still, until the mayor said he moved a little and was spotted. By the mayor. Also...parody ads/songs and celebrity birthdays.