Don’t you hate when you meet douchebags and then you come to find out that they have similar beliefs to you? I do, I talk about the jerks who agree with me hurting my brand, why Prince Harry should separate himself from Meghan Markle instead of his own family, and I discuss my biggest grammar pet peeves. Welcome aboard.

Who else think’s Halloween needs to be put back in it’s place? It deserves one day….maybe 2, but this month long celebration has gone too far imo, so we start with that.

People are buying and selling pictures of feet online. I’m amazed by this trend and try to figure out how I can capitalize on it.

Last but not least I discuss hearing a Beastie Boys classic on my local easy listening station, targeted at middle aged people like me, and share things that I would be willing to fight for as a grown ass man. (Spoiler alert: My right to party is not anything that I’m willing to fight for at this point in my life.)

I got triggered by a toilet paper meme and carry on about the fact that I don’t know how wet wipes haven’t taken over the number one spot in toilet hygiene. I also have started noticing that they’re playing stripper music in suburban grocery stores, and while I’m not necessarily mad at it, I am a bit confused. All this and a review of the first great country summer beer drinking record that just came out.

My apple watch is stalking me. I've finally come up with a seven figure app idea. I tell you what the best job in the NFL is, and I give my two cents on coaches being "too hard" on their players.

It’s been a beautiful St. Patrick’s Day weekend here in KC and that makes me break down the Spring vs. Fall debate. I also explore the phenomenon that I call “dreamcheating” and we listen to Aaron Lewis losing his mind at the end of one of his recent concerts.