The FINAL POD of 2025 is here, and, shocker, Chibbi and Rooster are still standing, ending the year 16-0 (in their own minds). To celebrate an entire 365 days that felt like getting trapped in a Chili's line on a Friday night, they brought back the one and only Paul to help clean up the mess.

In the inaugural (and only) 'Puro Pinche Year-in-Review the guys definitively prove that your favorite list is bullshit, dissect why the Stranger Things kids look like they’re interviewing for regional management positions, and explain how Netflix is somehow both a necessary evil and "fucking fascist" for demanding you pay for your own subscription. Plus, they unpack the biggest war crimes we saw this year and debate we should all invent our own Peace Prizes (looking at you FIFA).

Finally, they review the only list that matters: The Puro Pinche Top 25 of 2025, featuring all the greatest hits like the Big Bullshit Bill, the 'furries bill,' and other things they barely remember talking about, movies and music they loved, and things had a great (or awful) 2025.

Before signing off for good (just for a few weeks, pinche relax), they deliver their final motivational speech: Don't bring that 2025 mierda into the holidays. It's a 2026 problem now, so go enjoy your whiskey and quit stressing.

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This week on the Puro Pinche Podcast, we spiral gloriously from Simone Biles’ his-and-hers laundry setups to San Francisco demanding justice for a community cat murdered by a self-driving taxi. Chibbi, Rooster, and special guests Travis and the Homie Chris debate dating apps for dog people, 50-year mortgages (lol), Greg Abbott’s “Let’s Roll” campaign slogan, and whether the Democrats fall apart like a cheap piñata.

We also celebrate San Antonio restaurants snagging Michelin honors, drag some awful slang decisions, and deliver a movie roundup that includes nuclear panic, Guillermo del Toro, and a horror film that’s basically trauma in 4K.

Plus: a little Fernet wisdom and a reminder to stop tap-dancing on burning stages.

It’s chaos, cariño, and all the spicy commentary you expect from the only podcast that matters.

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America’s glitching again, from $8 burgers to rainbow bans, golden ballrooms, and AI poop bombs, so Chibbi and Rooster are calling it: we’re living through a Great American Reset.

In this episode of Puro Pinche Podcast, your favorite South Texas truth-tellers break it all down with humor, heat, and hard facts.

💥 Topics include:

🎸 The lost art of guitar solos (and why we need more of them)

• 🌈 Greg Abbott’s war on rainbow crosswalks

• 🏛️ Trump’s demolition of the East Wing

• 💸 The Great American Reset: capitalism, chaos, and $8 Big Macs

• 🇻🇪 Venezuela, coups, and imperial fuckery

• 🪩 The “No Kings” protests and why they still matter

• 🏀 Wemby worship & why greatness needs appreciation

• 🎬 Spooky season movie recs + tarot wisdom for collective burnout

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  Pull up a chair, pour your cafecito (or Topo Chico), and join the back-porch ruckus where pop culture meets the apocalypse — puro pinche style.

  
  

  🎧 Hosts: @gemineyes & @roostmtz

  🎙️ Produced by: Gem.In.Eyes Productions

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Government’s shut down, the gays are up, and the Swifties are blocking the damn movie theater parking lots. In this week’s episode of Puro Pinche Podcast, Chibbi and Rooster come in hot with a full plate of Nope-You’re-Wrongs, from the death of superhero movies to the rise of Bad Bunny as America’s most chaotic unbothered icon.

We’re talking Project 2025, helicopters in Chicago, Kamala’s comeback, and why the Democrats desperately need their own Victor Wembanyama. Plus: Chibbi reviews The Smashing Machine (spoiler—The Rock finally acts) and Rooster preaches the gospel of fall weather, spooky season, and telling your therapist you’re doing your best.

It’s politics, pop culture, and puro pendejadas served with the kind of humor that’ll get us banned in at least one red state.

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This week on the Puro Pinche Podcast, Chibbi and Rooster are joined by poet and powerhouse Glo Miles for a wild ride through the past few weeks' biggest pop culture and political headlines. From the 2025 Emmy Awards (The Studio sweep, The Pitt gets its due praise, Owen Cooper making history) to the eternal debate over whether Lady Gaga’s still got the juice, nothing is safe.

We dig into Cardi B’s pregnancy drama, Trump’s latest lawsuits and porn drawing (yes, he drew that shit!), and the fallout from Charlie Kirk’s assassination, plus Texas higher-ed under fire and what the death of traditional media means for all of us. Of course, we also get delightfully messy with talk of Love Island, Tyler Perry’s penis obsession, and the infamous Poop Cruise documentary.

Glo drops gems on building community, teaching love, and why jealousy is the ugliest fit you can wear. As always, we wrap it up with a motivational message to keep your joy alive in a world that thrives on rage bait.

Expect hot takes, laughs, and a little soul food for the week ahead. It's made it Texas, by Mexicans.

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This week on The Puro Pinche Podcast, Chibbi and Rooster are back after some summer AC disasters, with Paul in the studio and they've got a lot to get loud about. We kick it off with Nope, You’re Wrong (spoiler: HBO’s new Harry Potter ain’t it), then dive headfirst into whether self-care is salvation or straight-up scam in the time of fascism.

From there it’s 15 Minutes for the Bullshit — redistricting maps, bathroom bills, Ten Commandments in schools, Trump torching the CDC, and National Guard cosplay in D.C. These motherfuckers stay busy.

But the Mighty Mighty Big News is right here at home: San Antonio’s $4 billion Project Marvel. A new Spurs arena, convention center expansion, hotels, and a land bridge to reconnect the East Side. Is it really for la gente, or just another shiny downtown hustle while the barrios get left behind?

And don't forget In Case You Missed It (yes, aliens might be on their way) and The Week in Movies. K-pop demon slayers, Cynthia Erivo as Jesus Christ Superstar, and why comedians that only do crowd work kinda suck.

Sit back puddies and sluts, it’s puro politics, pop culture, and pendejadas, Made in Texas by Mexicans.

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In this episode, we go full joystick-to-justice, vape-to-viral, and fade-to-freakshow as we unravel the chaos of our current culture collapse. First up, we’re asking the real question: Are video games the last great hope for storytelling? From The Last of Us to Final Fantasy, we break down why limited series might be doing what Hollywood blockbusters can’t, and why turning Mario Kart into a movie might be a hate crime.Then we take a hard left into Edgarism, baby. We’re talking lifted huaraches, bowl-adjacent bangs, and the cultural discourse that’s trying to decide whether Edgars are the Gen Z Cholos we deserve or a symptom of late-stage style rebellion. Spoiler: there’s love, there’s shade, and there’s definitely philosophy.But don’t get too comfy because in These Motherfuckers, we torch the Texas legislature for playing political Hunger Games with our voting maps and weed laws. And as if that wasn’t enough, we sound off on the slow, sizzling death of social media’s soul, and how everyone is always on trail when out in public. Are we watching the last gasps of genuine connection, or just another platform pivot to corporate surveillance and AI overlords? (Hi Grok, we see you.)Is it satire? Is it real life? It’s South Texas. Welcome to the meltdown, Puddies! (formerly known as Sluts)Support the pod at puropinchepod.com/pod

This week on the pod, we’re talking about the Emmy noms and how streaming finally said “move over, cable”—but don’t worry, we still got time to roast Texas for its crooked redistricting moves and wonder why that damn Epstein list still hasn’t seen the light of day. We also cover late-night shows getting the boot, Elon’s AI going full Nazi (yup), and how a cartoon dog might’ve saved some real ones. Plus: Joe Keery has bops, Grok has issues, and the only thing getting more airtime than prestige TV is our opinions. It’s chaotic, it’s cathartic, it’s puro pinche podcasting at its finest.

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