Trying to prove you’re not a robot used to be easy. Now it feels like a full psychological evaluation. In this comedy rant, Judy Croon takes on CAPTCHA tests — the blurry images, the impossible instructions, the traffic lights that won’t commit, and the moment you realize the computer might be judging you. From bicycle squares to audio tests that sound like Satan gargling alphabet soup, this is modern stress in its purest form. If you’ve ever clicked a square, un-clicked it, re-clicked it, and questioned your entire existence — this one’s for you.

🎤 Performed by Judy Croon — comedian, keynote speaker, and Canada’s Keynote Humourist

💬 Topics: stress, technology, modern life, being human

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🌟 Judy Croon is Canada’s Keynote Humorist, Tedx motivational speaker, comedian and stand-up coach at Second City. She has worked with many celebrities including; John Cleese, Jon Stewart, and Joan Rivers. Her specials have appeared on NBC, CBS, CTV and The Comedy Network.

She is a co-author of ‘From the Stage to the Page: Life Lessons from Four Funny Ladies!” Judy draws from her standup performance and coaching experience to entertain, inform and inspire in her dynamic keynote entitled, ‘Relieving Work Related Stress with Humour’. Judy is the creator/host of ‘Laughlines’ and ‘Stand Up For The Girls’ which have both helped raise over $650,000 for breast cancer research.