🔥 EPISODE 26 — 100 TEXTS AND SEAN WEARS A DRESS 🔥

Alright folks — this one’s simple:

Text the Patriot Mobile LifeLine at 469-444-0505. If 100 courageous souls send that number a text… Sean will wear a dress on the next show. (And yes, we have very specific dress requirements.)

📱 Text it. Screenshot it. Bribe your neighbor to text it. Just help Sean face his fabric fears. Or is it his dream?

But if that doesn’t motivate you… we also cover:

💥 IRAN — Because geopolitics is way more fun when it’s explosive. ✈️ Bombings — Not the video game kind (although there’s a new one this week too). ⚖️ The War Powers Act — Who can bomb who and why is this even complicated? 🎮 The drop of Resident Evil Requiem — the latest survival-horror entry making gamers scream louder than Sean in a tutu.

It’s chaos. It’s comedy. It’s policy, explosions, and pixelated zombies all in one episode.

Get ready — and text that number… before Sean has to match his wardrobe to his dignity level. 😅

Episode 25 of Probably Cancelled Podcast is what happens when three semi-professional troublemakers sit down with a guy who’s actually done cool stuff. This week, Jack Savage Derek Holland and Brady Matthews welcome actor, writer, singer, and fellow podcaster Matthew Marsden—a man who has survived Hollywood, war movies, and (most impressively) the internet. You’ve seen Matthew in Black Hawk Down and Transformers, but in this episode you’ll see the side Hollywood doesn’t put in the trailer. We dive into his documentary Finding Noah, and how he got cancelled during Covid. Matthew brings the perspective of a guy who’s been inside the machine—and isn’t afraid to critique it. Jack tries to keep things profound. Brady tries to keep things off the rails. And Derek just wants to know: Did you find the Ark? No one fully succeeds. Well, Brady might've. It’s thoughtful. It’s unfiltered. It’s occasionally dangerous to your group chat. If you’ve ever wondered what happens when faith, fame, free speech, and Michael Bay explosions collide—this episode delivers. Watch the whole thing. If we’re getting cancelled, we’re at least doing it with a guy who’s survived actual helicopters.

Episode 24 of Probably Cancelled Podcast is the one that gets us flagged, shadowbanned, and possibly audited. Jack Savage and Brady Matthews welcome comedian and professional rabbit-hole enthusiast Sam Tripoli, the man behind Tin Foil Hat Podcast, for an episode that goes FULL blackhand. And when we say heavy… we mean “clear your afternoon and maybe your browser history” heavy. Sam pulls up with the conspiracies loaded like a Costco cart during doomsday prep. Secret societies? Covered. Government psy-ops? Obviously. The shadowy forces pulling the strings? Allegedly. Jack tries to keep it grounded. Brady tries to keep it together. Sam tries to connect dots that may or may not exist. Somewhere between laughter and existential dread, the boys dive deep into: The Files... you know the one's we're talking about. The Nancy Guthrie case. And all things Luciferian. Grab your tinfoil. Hide your WiFi router. And for legal reasons, this is comedy. Episode 24 might not get us cancelled… but it’s definitely putting us on a list.

Episode 23 — The Michael Jordan Episode (Yes, *because 23. Yes, we will forever make this joke. Yes, please laugh.)

🎙️ Probably Cancelled Podcast hits PRIME BASKETBALL ENERGY this week as Jade is BACK — and the boys are absolutely thrilled to have someone with actual common sense in the room again.

First up — we tackle the truly bizarre question: Is the Pretti shooting AI? (…No, we don’t mean “Artificial Intelligence” — although at this point we’re legitimately asking if some algorithm wrote the script of that whole mess.) We break down the Minneapolis shooting that’s been dominating headlines, talk about how wild the narratives have been, and roast every tagline more aggressively than an overcaffeinated sports commentator.

Then we descend head-first into the Sour Dough Community Gatekeeping Circus — because if there’s one thing more insufferable than people who correct your pronunciation of “quinoa,” it’s sour dough purists loudly proclaiming that gluten is their emotional support carb.

Of course we hit the Super Bowl picks (yes, some of these are definitely wrong), and we kick around more “sportsy things” than we can fit in a tweet thread — including wildly confident predictions that will haunt us by Monday.

And finally… in a move that could only happen on Probably Cancelled — we ask the big existential question: What does ChatGPT think about us and this podcast? Will AI bless us? Will it cancel us? Will it write our resignation letters? Only one way to find out.

So tune in for a chaotic cocktail of news, sports, comedy, and utter nonsense. It’s like the internet in audio form — with fewer ads and more Jade yelling at Dutch.

Jade’s gone for one night and the boys immediately lose adult supervision.

This week is Boys Night Trey, and we kick things off by talking about a Pretti popular topic. We talk shootings in Minnesota, and how the bar for being a decent person is apparently still too high for some people. No nuance. No sympathy. Just straight “miss us with this nonsense” energy. And Does Kash Patel need a copy of the Constitution?

Then, because emotional whiplash is kind of our brand, we pivot hard into sports. Super Bowl talk, wildly confident takes that will age terribly, pitchers and catchers reporting (baseball salvation is nigh), and a bunch of other sportsy nonsense that feels important in the moment and definitely isn’t.

And finally… we debut a brand-new theme song. Is it good? Probably not. Does it slap? Also probably not. Do the boys love it anyway? Unfortunately, yes.

Oh — and Jade wasn’t there tonight, which we noticed immediately and complained about repeatedly. The vibes were off, the takes were worse, and we missed her.

If you like dark humor, sports rambling, justified rage, and creative decisions no one asked for — this one’s for you. 🎙️🔥

Struck and Dutch have officially peaked—because this week, Dallas Stars goalie legend Marty Turco joins the show! That’s right, we’ve upgraded from barely functional podcasters to legitimate hockey interviewers (at least for an hour). We dive deep into Marty’s illustrious career, uncovering stories he probably wishes he could forget, and then force him to help us pick NFL playoff games—because who doesn’t want sports predictions from a hockey guy? Of course, the birthday segment gets weird (as always), and just when you think things can't get more chaotic, Jade says something so wild it might actually get us canceled. Seriously, we’re considering changing the show’s name to “Definitely Cancelled.” Want to yell at us, confess your love, or share your own questionable opinions? Hit up our call-in line at 469-444-0505. We might even answer… or we’ll just let Marty handle it. Sponsored by Patriot Mobile and HelpingAHero.org. Because without them, we’d still be recording this show in Dutch’s mom’s basement. Tune in. Laugh. Gasp. Maybe cringe. And remember: If you’re not offended by the end, you weren’t really listening.

Episode 20: Randy Couture and the Beginning of Season 3!

Welcome back, dear listeners, to the Probably Cancelled Podcast! We're kicking off Season 3 with a bang as we dive into the world of Randy Couture, the six-time UFC champion and all-around legend.

As we journey through his epic career, we’ll also have some fun at the expense of our beloved hosts. Brace yourselves as Derek Holland tries to keep up with Randy’s knockout stories and Brady Matthews attempts to out-punch the champ with his own quirky anecdotes. Spoiler: they might need a little extra training!

So, grab your headphones, settle in, and get ready for a hilarious and insightful ride as we kick off another season of the Probably Cancelled Podcast!

It’s Boys Night… again. And somehow it’s even more unhinged than the first one. This week, it’s just the fellas: Brady Matthews, Dutch Holland, and Jack Savage holding down the fort while Jade is out doing whatever majestic-mysterious things Jade does. With zero supervision, the guys dive straight into the important issues of our time: • Lane Kiffin: Genius? Menace? Agent of chaos? • Turning Point USA conspiracy theories: Who’s pulling the strings, who’s getting canceled next, and is Erika Kirk actually genuine… or running a psy-ops TikTok ministry? • NFL Picks with the listeners: Who’s riding, who’s fading, and who’s about to ruin your parlay. It’s the purest form of the podcast: chaotic, hilarious, wildly off-topic, and guaranteed to make you question why you trust any of these men with a microphone. Tap in, subscribe, and buckle up — Boys Night is back and Probably Cancelled… again.