🌕 Episode 30 – Spiritual Hangover: Taking the Rough with the Smooth 🌕Ever run a retreat so powerful it knocks you sideways for days afterwards? Welcome to our Heart of the Witch debrief! 🧙‍♀️✨Lucy Locke, Carly Batten, and Mitch Garlington are back at the mic—equal parts enlightened and exhausted—spilling the cauldron tea on what really goes on behind the scenes of a magical weekend.Expect:💫 Deep chats about post-retreat “are we even enough?” wobbles⚡ Spiritual hangovers that hit harder than a double espresso💋 Lucy finding out there are new women orbiting Mitch’s broomstick (and declaring, once and for all, she don’t compete with no one!)😂 And the great debate: is the 👍 emoji harmless… or the ultimate passive-aggressive insult? (Spoiler: in Lucy’s world, it’s fighting talk!)It’s raw, hilarious, honest, and slightly unhinged—just how we like it. Grab your tea, your crystals, and your emotional support snacks. You’ll need them. 😈🎙️#NeverCrossAWitchBitch#WitchBitchPodcast#PodcastChaos#SpiritualComedy#WitchyWisdomGoneWild#CauldronConversations#WitchyBanter#SpiritualHangover#HeartOfTheWitchRetreat#PostRetreatVibes#EnergyOverload#AreWeEvenEnough#RoughWithTheSmooth#SpiritAndSarcasm#WitchBitchRecovery#ThumbsUpIsAnInsult#PassiveAggressiveEmoji#ICantWithThatEmoji#NoCompetitionEnergy#BroomstickBoundaries#WitchHumour#CackleAndHeal#SpiritualPodcast#WitchTok#HealingWithHumour#EnergyWorkRealTalk#ModernMystics#LightworkersUnleashed#PodcastLaughs#WitchyCommunity

✨ Welcome back to Never Cross A Witch Bitch ✨This week, we’re diving into the magical (and sometimes hilariously awkward) world of appreciation. Not the fake “thanks Karen for the casserole” kind, but the real, soul-shifting gratitude that raises your vibe AND the vibe of the world around you.We chat about what appreciation actually entails, how it works like witchy rocket fuel for your energy, and why saying “thank you” to your coffee might just be the most spiritual thing you do all day.So grab your broom, your brew, and maybe your emotional support crystals — because appreciating the small stuff might just change your big picture.🔥 Subscribe, like, and share if you’re ready to raise the vibration without raising an eyebrow.#NeverCrossAWitchBitch #WitchPodcast #AppreciationVibes #RaiseYourVibration #GratitudePractice #WitchyWisdom #SpiritualPodcast #EnergyHealing #WitchTalks #HighVibeLife #MagicalLiving #EverydayWitch #SoulMedicine #GratitudeMagic #ConsciousLiving

🍂✨ Never Cross A Witch Bitch Podcast – Episode 28 ✨🍂Autumn Equinox & the Odd Side QuestWe’re back with another magical ramble — and this time it’s all about the Autumn Equinox! 🍁 We dive into the shifting of the seasons, why this turning point can feel like a New Year energy reset, and how to flow with the changes in light, energy, and intention.Of course, it wouldn’t be us without wandering off on an odd side quest (or three) 😏 — including Mitch’s hot tub selfies and the very serious topic of nipple lighting in photos. (Yes, you read that right. You’re welcome.)Expect laughs, banter, a few witchy insights, and the usual chaos as we gather around the cauldron for another episode.✨ Hit subscribe, pour yourself a brew, and let’s celebrate the season together!🔥 Listen now & join the convo in the comments — How are you honouring this Autumn Equinox?#AutumnEquinox #WitchyPodcast #SpiritualBanter #NeverCrossAWitchBitch #WheelOfTheYear #EquinoxMagic #WitchyHumour #ModernWitchLife #WitchTok #PodcastLife

Wow, what a summer it has been... Lucy’s dad passing 💔, Mitch & Carly conjuring spirits in a witchy shop (because of course they did 😂), sickness, overseas visitors — and about a million other things in between. It’s been wild, it’s been tender, and it’s been messy — but finally, we’re back together with a cuppa and a mic!This episode is exactly what it says on the tin: a fun, sweet, cheeky, and sometimes teary ramble where we catch up on everything under the sun. It’s been too long since we sat in each other’s company, so expect tangents, laughs, and maybe a few witchy tears.PLUS — we spill the tea on our upcoming October 12th workshop (and trust us, my god, it’s going to be AWESOME). 🔮So, grab your broomsticks, your biscuits, and settle in — because your favourite witch bitches are BACK!👉 Don’t forget to like, subscribe, and share with your coven.

Episode 26 – Spirituality vs Tech: Are We Losing Our Magic? 🔮🤖 Uranus in Gemini Energy Shift

Welcome to Never Cross A Witch Bitch, where the tea is hot, the spells are spicy, and no topic is too sacred to roast.
This week we dive broomstick-first into the tangled web of Spirituality vs Technology. Is tech helping us connect with the divine… or just draining our third eye like an iPhone battery on 1%?

We laugh, we rant, we occasionally disagree (with love and sass), all while riding the wild winds of Uranus in Gemini.
Expect debates on AI tarot readers, Instagram witchery, digital downloads from Spirit (or maybe just a dodgy Wi-Fi signal), and whether we’re evolving or just getting really good at filter spells.

✨ Are we enhancing the craft… or selling it out?
✨ Is TikTok the new temple?
✨ And most importantly—can you charge your crystals with a USB port?

Tune in, cackle along, and prepare for some brutally honest witchy banter.
Because the magic is real… but so is the algorithm.

How To Work Your Magick (Without Wrecking Your Karma) Spell Responsibly Witches - The Universe Is Watching - Episode 25 @NeverCrossAWitch Look—if you’re out here trying to hex your ex or curse your cousin’s new girlfriend because she blinked at you funny, this episode is your wake-up call.This week on the Never Cross A Witch Bitch Podcast, we’re diving headfirst into the messy world of spells and rituals—how to do them properly, what the actual fuck the point of them is, and why casting hexes just makes you look spiritually constipated.We break it down:💀 The responsible way to work with energy (without blowing up your own life)🕯️ Why your spell isn’t working just because you bought a candle and shouted under the moon💩 Hexes are bullshit, and we’ll tell you exactly why (with love and a sledgehammer)🌀 Then we get into spirit guides—how we met ours, what they do, and how they’ve saved our asses more than onceIt’s chaotic, heartfelt, no-bullshit witchcraft, with a healthy side of “shut up and ground yourself.”So if you’ve ever screamed “UNIVERSE TAKE THE WHEEL” while shaking a jar of herbs you don’t understand—this one’s for you.🎧 Subscribe, cackle, send it to your witchy mate who’s one spell away from a nervous breakdown.And for the love of Hecate—stop hexing people.#NeverCrossAWitchBitch#WitchBitchPodcast#WitchTok#ModernWitchcraft#WitchyAF#WitchLife#CursesAndConsequences#HexingIsBullshit#RealWitchTalk#ProtectYourEnergy#EthicalWitchcraft#NoMoreHexes#SpellWorkNotShitWork#SpiritGuideStories#MeetYourGuides#DivineAssistance#WitchGuidesBeLike#AncestorWhispers#IntuitionOnFire#SpiritualAF#ChannelingChaos#WitchesWithAttitude#CacklingWithIntent#SageItThenRageIt#NotYourPinterestWitch#MagicAndMayhem#RitualsAndRants#MessyWitchMagic#SpellItLikeItIs

Episode 24 – Circle of Trust or Coven of Trouble? Spells, Friends & Shenanigans 🧙‍♀️💩✨

Buckle up, witches — this one's a cauldron full of truth, magic, and messy hilarity!

In this episode, we stir the pot on friendship:
🔮 How do you know if someone’s your soul fam or just chaos in a cute outfit?
💫 What does your gut (and not just Lucy’s) say when you meet someone new?
🪄 We get real about intuition, boundaries, spellwork, and why surrounding yourself with the right witches matters.

There’s talk of abundance spells, energy leaks, friendship red flags... and yes, Lucy’s bowels make a surprise appearance. You’ll laugh, you’ll question your coven, and you might just cast a new friendship spell by the end.

🧹 Come for the giggles, stay for the grounding wisdom — and don’t forget to stir your tea widdershins.

💜 Listen, laugh, and manifest with us.

#witchpodcast #nevercrossawitchbitch #spiritualhumour #friendshipmagic #covenlife #intuition #abundancespells #shadowwork #soulfamily #witchywomen #healingwithhumour #trustyourgut #witchtok #witchythings #witchesofyoutube #funnyspiritualpodcast

Is your third eye really blind if you’re on Zoloft?Can a tarot deck tell the difference between Prozac and peppermint tea?Spoiler: nope, and that belief is 100 % grade-A hogwash.Join your favorite cauldron-stirrers Lucy, Mitch & Carly as they cackle, rant, and lovingly drag the toxic myth that “real” spirituality requires a raw-dog brain. We’re talking:🔹 Why denying meds in the name of “higher vibes” is dangerous AF🔹 The science (and common sense) behind spirit messages and serotonin🔹 Story time: clergy, cults, and crystal-pushers who really should’ve taken the prescription🔹 How to clap back when someone says your antidepressant blocks your intuition🔹 Bonus banter: Mitch won’t stop teasing Carly about her absurdly hot tree-surgeon husband—and Lucy’s the referee with the laugh-trackWhether you worship moon phases or just like moon-walking, you deserve mental health and mystic wisdom. Let’s yeet the stigma into the abyss—then roast marshmallows over it.📢 Hit play, smash that subscribe, and ring the bell so you never miss the spell-binding banter.📝 Drop your hot takes (and favorite meds) in the comments—trolls will be hexed with perpetual Wi-Fi outages.#WitchBitchPodcast #MentalHealthMatters #SpiritualAF #TakeYourMeds #CrystalsAndSSRIs