Happy Halloween, Legends. The Narcissists are celebrating early since next week is their 100th episode!! Can you even believe it?!

Our producer, George Glass, didn’t take any notes, so we didn’t have much to include in this description. I do think you’ll figure it out though!!

To stay connected: email our producer, George Glass, at narcissiststalking@gmail.com or follow them on Instagram @narcissiststalking

Hey Legends, it’s us, the Narcissists. Usually I write in third person for these descriptions, but not tonight…. I just… can’t….

We feed you tonight. Tonight’s topics include lots of Disney/Epic Universe and Taylor Swift. If you are an annoying white person, this will be perfect for you!! Other topics include: The Twits, Neil Diamond musical, The Addams Family Musical, The Wedding Banquet, Scythe series, DWTS, Marty Supreme, and Love Is Blind. We also finally declare the Song of the Summer, and announce our plans for our 100th episode!!

Did you miss them? Oh I’m sure, Legends…

The Narcissists are back in your ears after Jason finally freaking returned from Romania. Lots to chat about! Lainie and Jason immediately discuss Vlad the Impaler before moving into “hot” vs “nice” people, the Wuthering Heights trailer, The Long Walk, Thunderbolts, our rapture plans, Conrad yearning, Thursday Murder Club, the whaling industry and much more. Enjoy!!

Welcome back, Legends, to the final installment of Sibling Summer! Narcissists, Lainie and Jason, welcome back Brother Erik, making him their most returning guest. Topics include: Fantasy Football, Erik’s app ideas, SNL casting changes, Man’s Best Friend, Caught Stealing, Juicy Yank Yank, doggie puke, Depot wins, Lainie’s running journey, and growing mustaches. Enjoy!

Welcome back to Sibling Summer, Legends. Siblings of the day: Adam and Jenna. This episode is (basically) a full Exploration:Live segment, so if you don’t want to pick apart sidewalk dominance or explore the complexities of taking a picture at a sunset, this episode is not for you. The Narcissists also rate the 14 MN state fair foods they tried, and recap the dramatic episode 7 of the TSITP. Rate this podcast 5 stars! No goose eggs!

Hey Legends. In this episode, the Narcissists are really in their bag. They talk Weapons, AnnaSophia Robb, The Life of a Showgirl, cursed fiscal calendars, cold air, Survivor AU vs the World, and L’Eclisse (one of Jason’s fancy films). There’s a lot of music to talk about: new Conan Gray, The Aces, Renée Rapp, and Pocahontas. Lainie breaks down the infamous new episode of The Summer I Turned Pretty to Jason, and he is as shocked as we all are…

Let us know what you think the SOTS (Song of the Summer) is?

Now, Legends, watch me whip

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Now watch me nae nae

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Just kidding!! Welcome back to another totally awesome episode with Lainie and Jason. They had nothing to talk about, so it’s a wild one. Topics include: Boobs out in MN lewd??, elephants, ballet, Jason’s “song,” stinky elevator, climbing up slides, Halloween costumes, clowning, gagging, kids in Jurassic Park movies, Jason’s special fluffy cheese, and Toon Town. They also open up mail, and oh my god??? Y’all rock.

To stay connected: email our producer, George Glass, at narcissiststalking@gmail.com or follow them on Instagram @narcissiststalking

Tell your friends that the Narcissists are back. Jason has returned from seeing Evita and Oscar at the Crown in London, and he tells all! They also talk about Bachelor in Paradise, good books, The Summer I Turned Pretty, Paris is Burning, Roald Dahl being weird AF, Snow White, the Bent-Neck Woman, and Big Brother. Rachel Zegler please come on the pod, and if the policeman that pulled Alaina over in Marathon, WI, is listening, please let her know how to pay her ticket.

To stay connected: email our producer, George Glass, at narcissiststalking@gmail.com or follow us on Instagram @narcissiststalking