A special episode with Fuck Th*t Shit (A Comedy Team)

In this episode, we explore bird sex, the insufferableness of speech and debate, and brother rivalries.

Mutter 1: Terry Withers and Kate Zelenski

Mutter 2: Dru Johnston and Aaron Jackson

Mutter 3: Josh Patten and Tim Martin

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In this episode, we explore the unfortunate realities of a Halloween gone wrong, including a shocking presidential reveal, a cringeworthy romantic misadventure, and the disastrous results of dog breeding.

Our Mutters:

Mutter 1: Phil Augusta Jackson and Nicole Byer

Mutter 2: Neil Casey and Brandon Gardner

Mutter 3: Mike Castle and Marques Ray

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In this episode, we explore Mickey Mouse's uncut dingdong, way too specific anniversary gifts, and a love of Beetlejuice.

Our Mutters:

Mutter 1: Aaron Jackson and Josh Sharp

Mutter 2: Dan Lippert and Ryan Rosenberg

Mutter 3: Dan Black and Laura Wilcox

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In this episode, we explore the parallel lives of mechanics, getting knocked up by a vending machine guy, and the history of Peeps and its relation to penises.

• Mutter 1: Michael Cruz Kane and Sebastian Canelli
• Mutter 2: Caroline Cotter and Joey Greer
• Mutter 3: Alex Dickson and Jim Santangeli

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"Sorry, My Eyes Are Bleeding"

In this episode, we explore hoaxes, walking babies, and a podcast studio once used by Pennywise the Clown.

• Mutter 1: Brennan Lee Mulligan and Grant O'Brien
• Mutter 2: Richie Moriarty and Betsy Sodaro
• Mutter 3: Nick Kocher and Brian McElhaney

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In our first episode, we dive into the wild worlds of workplace mishaps, animal casualties, and the longing for fatherhood.

Mutter 1: Chris Gethard and Will Hines

Mutter 2: Nicole Byer and Phil Augusta Jackson

Mutter 3: Abbi Jacobson and D'Arcy Carden

Want to submit your own First Two Lines to be used on a future episode? Email mutterflythepod@gmail.com or Call/Text 657-222-1324.