This week, the not-so-grand Duke of York faces his latest media storm, the long Shirley can't decide what to give up for lent, a child becomes obsessed with tattoos and find out how much time you could be saving by exiting more swiftly.

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This week, reality kicks in as the Shirley's return from a dreamy time abroad, the short Shirley finds a spaghetti recipe that won't break the bank, the ladies react to underwhelming Valentine's day gifts and a certain shop is crackers for cheese.

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This week, the Shirley’s reflect on a well needed getaway, discuss their Valentine’s Day plans (and past mistakes) and explore why couples are no longer tying the knot.

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This week, a new parenting style takes the internet by storm, a sexy show leaves the short Shirley clutching her pearls with glee and a Greek secret good enough for Barbie herself is revealed.

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This week, the ladies discuss the ongoing feud between Posh and Brooklyn, the short Shirley's wife finds outside comfort in the form of good Wi-Fi and baked confectionary, the long Shirley provides some half-term recommendations and find out how hotels are testing the limits of intimacy!

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This week, the ladies talk of an unbridled belting of Tina Turner, the mask is finally lifted on the short Shirley's new gadget, Will Smith reaches true enlightenment and Greggs' new breakfast option becomes an overnight (oats) sensation.

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This week, after a hectic festive period, the Shirleys return to discuss their Christmas hauls, a new michelin star breakfast experience, the short Shirley's daughter has to face her prejudices and the long Shirley assures us her new bag isn't for the average (trader) joe.

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This week, the Shirleys recount a festive, Butlins-esque gig, the short Shirley engages in some tactical gift-giving, we find out the ladies' biggest guilty pleasures of this year and some unexpected house guests arrive in time for the festive season.

Link to aid Salam and Mohammed's family in Gaza:

https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-salam-mohammeds-children-survive-and-evacuate-gaza

Email your questions to motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.com!

Edited by Kez Sol Owens @kezsolmedia

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