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This week on Moose on the Loose, Jasmin and Tara take on Finding Nemo — and somehow turn a wholesome kids’ movie into absolute chaos.

We start with a very unhinged retelling of the plot (including one of the most inappropriate takes on that opening scene you’ll ever hear), before diving into Marlin’s overprotective parenting, Nemo’s rebellious “touch the butt” moment, and whether Dory is actually helpful… or just a walking disaster.

From there, things spiral (as always). We introduce a brand-new game, “Finding… in Real Life,” which quickly turns into questionable confessions, chaotic oversharing, and stories that probably should’ve stayed off the internet. There’s also conspiracy theories (some valid, some… absolutely not), a heated AITA debate about grown adults watching “kids’ movies,” and an ongoing argument about whether Finding Nemo even has a villain at all.

Expect big laughs, unfiltered takes, mildly concerning personal stories, and the kind of commentary that completely ruins a childhood classic—in the best way.

Just keep listening 🐠

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This week on Moose on the Loose, Jasmin and Tara dive into the absolute chaos that is Face/Off — a movie that asks the very normal question: what if you just… swapped faces with a terrorist?

Jasmin attempts to piece together a plot she barely remembers, while Tara fully commits to the madness, defending the film like it’s high art. From magnetic prison boots to deeply questionable peach-related dialogue, nothing is off limits.

The girls debate the real villain (is it Castor Troy… or the writers?), argue over whether John Travolta or Nicolas Cage would make the better partner, and spiral into one of their most unhinged conversations yet.

Featuring:

• Two Mooses and a Lie (with suspiciously dove-heavy facts)
• AITA dilemmas no one asked for
• Identity crises, daddy issues, and questionable life choices
• And a strong case for why this movie should not hold up… but somehow does

It’s ridiculous, it’s chaotic, and it might just be one of the best episodes yet.

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This week on Moose on the Loose, Jasmin and Tara dive headfirst into the emotional chaos that is The Lion King — and somehow end up debating incest, bug smoothies, and whether a coconut song is secretly about boobs.

We unpack:

• Why Zazu is singing about coconuts right before being eaten
• Whether Disney is sneakily inappropriate (or we’re just overthinking everything)
• The actual Lion King plot… when you remove the childhood nostalgia filter

Plus:

• A wildly unhinged recap you didn’t ask for
• “Two Mooses and a Lie” (featuring suspicious Disney facts)
• Moose, Marry, Avoid: Lion King edition
• And our most disturbing game yet… Bug Buffet 🤢

It’s chaotic, it’s slightly cursed, and it will absolutely ruin at least one food for you.

Hakuna Matata… or don’t.