“I don’t have enough oxygen in my brain to deal with this right now.”

CAST:

Leland Heed: Victor Algernon

Varis Zima: Dr. Huxley

Serina Johnston: Jules Kroeber

Fin Carter: Roger Morris, C.A.I.N.

Noelle Salisbury: Lucy Calvin

E. G. Tariku: Hugo Highsmith

Rhys Tirado: Vincent

Olivia Carter, Chloe Peterson: Ensemble

WRITING STAFF: Jack Loney

EDITOR: Jura Leopold

Sound effects this week by Hdfreema, magnuswaker, unfa, CGEffex, NeoSpica, Gutek, freemaster2, lwdickens, pauliperez1999, DylanTheFish, Disagree, tosha73, Timbre, vince2323, deleted_user_2104797, NeoSpica, sKydran, florianreichelt, thisusernameis, Mozfoo, and previously credited artists via freesound.org.

Music:

House of the Rising Sun, performed by Doc Watson

Auld Lang Syne, performed by Napoleon’s Battle Plan

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“I want off this floating hunk of metal as much as all of you.”

CAST:

Leland Heed: Victor Algernon

Varis Zima: Dr. Huxley

Serina Johnston: Jules Kroeber

Fin Carter: Roger Morris

Noelle Salisbury: Lucy Calvin

E. G. Tariku: Hugo Highsmith

Rhys Tirado: Vincent

Cate Martin, Duck Garcia, Fin Carter: Ensemble

WRITING STAFF: Stanford Blue

EDITOR: Jura Leopold

Sound effects this week by Australopithecusman, RuonVNiekerk, richwise, jaegrover, Andron827, suntemple, MichaelGillighan, StavSounds, and previously credited artists via freesound.org.

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“Dear diary, today my lovely husband came in and tried to poison me.”

Content warnings for this episode: mentions of death/degenerative illness, and medical trauma.

CAST:

Leland Heed: Victor Algernon

Varis Zima: Dr. Huxley

Serina Johnston: Jules Kroeber

Fin Carter: Roger Morris

Noelle Salisbury: Lucy Calvin

E. G. Tariku: Hugo Highsmith

Jura Leopold: Edmund

Rhys Tirado: Vincent

Alex Goldman: Isaac Huxley

WRITING STAFF: Jack Loney

EDITOR: Jura Leopold

Sound effects this week by Ftpalad, EminYILDIRIM, ceberation, volivieri, metrostock99, Jo_vanvuuren, sidequesting, andersmmg, and previously credited artists via freesound.org.

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"Not many people get to choose the circumstances of their worst-case scenarios."

CAST:

Leland Heed: Victor Algernon

Varis Zima: Aster Huxley

Serina Johnston: Jules Kroeber

Fin Carter: Roger Morris

Noelle Salisbury: Lucy Calvin

E.G. Tariku: Hugo Highsmith

Artemis Jack Gontscharov: Mildred Cavendish

WRITING STAFF: Jack Loney

EDITOR: Stoker Leopold

Sound effects this week by AldebaranCW, YMB, 21100375, and previously credited artists via freesound.org.

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"The following is a personal communication from the office of Dr. Lucille Calvin."

CAST:

Leland Heed: Victor Algernon

Varis Zima: Aster Huxley

Serina Johnston: Jules Kroeber

Fin Carter: Roger Morris

Noelle Salisbury: Lucy Calvin

E.G. Tariku: Hugo Highsmith

WRITING STAFF: Stanford Blue

EDITOR: Stoker Leopold

Sound effects this week by AldebaranCW, YMB, 21100375, and previously credited artists via freesound.org.

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"Jules, I’m surprised that this is such a shock to you."

CAST:

Serina Johnston: Jules Kroeber

Fin Carter: Roger Morris

Noelle Salisbury: Lucy Calvin

E. G. Tariku: Hugo Highsmith

Artemis Jack Gontscharov: Dr. Mildred Cavendish

Stoker Leopold: Edmund

WRITING STAFF: Rhys Tirado

EDITOR: Stoker Leopold

Sound effects this week by Tatianafeudal, Pastabra, JakLocke, Breviceps, deleted_user_7146007, Adam Wayne Gistarb, Duisterwho, and previously credited artists via freesound.org.

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"Better the devil you know than the devil you don't, right?"

CAST:

Leland Heed: Victor Algernon

Varis Zima: Dr. Huxley

Serina Johnston: Jules Kroeber

Fin Carter: Roger Morris

Noelle Salisbury: Lucy Calvin

E. G. Tariku: Hugo Highsmith

Artemis Jack Gontscharov: Dr. Mildred Cavendish

WRITING STAFF: Rhys Tirado

EDITOR: Stoker Leopold

Sound effects this week by jammaj, groupe1bts, tuomaskivioja, 15GPanskaZacekSamuel, bsmacbride, Allen2001, swordofkings128, Timbre, clgood, Jace, SieuAmThanh, tessrct, morsine, jameswrowles, and previously credited artists via freesound.org.

Music:

Mozart K.488 Piano Concerto #23 in A 2nd mov. Adagio

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"So I guess we’re all trapped here, huh?."

CAST:

Leland Heed: Victor Algernon

Varis Zima: Dr. Huxley

Serina Johnston: Jules Kroeber

Fin Carter: Roger Morris

Noelle Salisbury: Lucy Calvin

E. G. Tariku: Hugo Highsmith

Artemis Jack Gontscharov: Dr. Mildred Cavendish

WRITING STAFF: Jack Loney

EDITOR: Stoker Leopold

Sound effects this week by hoerspielgerrit, Nickh69, mredig, kemitix, eddies2000, DJ Burnham, and previously credited artists via freesound.org.

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