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Messy Genes

Messy Genes

De : Carly and Cindy
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Two Sisters. Too opinionated. Zero Clue.


We’re Carly and Cindy, and we were raised to be obedient, modest, and quiet. Instead, we got divorced, left the Mormon church, and started a podcast. Messy Genes is where we unpack everything from religious deconstruction to dating after 7-20 years of marriage—with a lot of sarcasm, sister banter, and oversharing along the way.

If you've ever been labeled “too much,” “too loud,” or just plain “too messy,” you're in the right place. Grab a drink and join us as we laugh, rant, and unlearn the stuff we were told was sacred.

© 2025 Messy Genes
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    • Hott n' Messy
      Sep 8 2025

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      Discovering Confident Hotness and Unconventional Self-Love

      In this episode of 'Messy Genes,' sisters Cindy and Carly delve into their personal lives and share an array of humorous and profound stories touching on self-confidence, sibling dynamics, and historical tidbits. They navigate through funny Instagram comments, playful history lessons, and even some unexpected and risqué discussions, including hair catching fire at a sex party. Additionally, listeners contribute by sharing unconventional things that make them feel hot, ranging from fashion choices to acts of kindness, providing a colorful mix of inspiring and laugh-out-loud moments. Tune in for a rollercoaster of emotions, laughter, and unapologetic conversation.

      00:00 Sisterly Bonding and Banter

      00:27 The Utah Spelling Debate

      01:40 Medieval Times and Hotmail Memories

      04:34 Boardroom Confessions

      05:31 Testimonies and Mormon Culture

      18:20 Unconventional Hotness

      38:52 Listener Submissions

      39:23 Hilarious Mom Jokes

      39:54 Free Balling in Slacks

      40:30 Unconventional Things That Make Us Feel Hot

      45:10 Smoking and Lipstick

      47:34 Affectionate Straight Men and Toy Reviews

      49:34 Bouncing Ponytails and Nude Beaches

      51:48 Juicy Fruits and Feet Fetishes

      54:40 Ignoring Men and Movie Theater Makeouts

      57:23 Cooking for a Date

      01:12:00 Romanticizing the Little Things

      01:14:51 Concluding Thoughts and Farewell



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      1 h et 15 min
    • The Birds, the Bees and Messy Genes
      Aug 19 2025

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      Messy Genes: Uncovering Awkward Sex Education Stories and Overcoming Religious Stigmas

      In this candid and humorously insightful episode, sisters Cindy and Carly share personal anecdotes and listener stories about their experiences with sex education, or lack thereof, while growing up in a conservative, religious environment. From discovering misinformation about sex, dealing with awkward parental 'sex talks', and the personal journey of overcoming shame and taboo topics, this episode dives deep into the impact of religious teachings on sexuality, consent, and personal growth. As they navigate these sensitive topics, Cindy and Carly emphasize the importance of open communication, enthusiastic consent, and self-education in creating a healthier and more open approach towards sex and relationships.

      00:00 Sisterly Bonding and Weekend Adventures
      00:26 Concert Chaos and Lost Phone Drama
      06:17 Podcast Studio and Serious Topics
      07:14 Rave Experience and Mother-Daughter Moments
      10:21 NXIVM Cult Connection and ELF Cosmetics
      13:18 The S*x Talk and Growing Up Mormon
      25:52 Listener Stories: Awkward S*x Education
      31:50 Embarrassing School Story
      32:43 Misconceptions and Confidence
      34:08 The Impact of Repression
      35:18 First Time Experiences
      38:34 Lack of Proper Education
      41:53 Parental Conversations
      46:16 Misguided Beliefs
      48:31 The Importance of Open Communication
      58:11 Funny Misunderstandings
      01:10:07 Healing and Moving Forward

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      1 h et 12 min
    • Messy Faves
      Aug 11 2025

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      Our Favorite Things: Family Reunion, Unhinged Purchases, and Empathy Redefined

      In this episode of 'Messy Genes,' Carly and Cindy discuss their recent family reunion filled with light-hearted chaos, memorable events, and the humorously unfiltered recounting of their slightly tipsy family dinner. They dive into some of their favorite quirky purchases from TikTok shops and revel in the simple pleasures like Mexican candy binges. The sisters candidly explore personal validation methods, favorite beauty routines, and how meaningful life reminders can ground them. From the joy of Botox to the therapeutic nature of solo dance parties, the episode balances raw authenticity with fun, bringing listeners into Carly and Cindy's uniquely vibrant world.

      00:00 Sisterly Bonding and Family Reunion Recap
      00:41 Family Dinner Shenanigans
      03:02 Travel Tales and Reunion Reflections
      05:49 Podcast Updates and Listener Love
      07:32 Upcoming Rave Excitement
      11:12 Neighborhood Wildlife Adventures
      14:30 Favorite Things and Unhinged Purchases
      19:00 Feeling Hot and Confident
      22:15 Housewife Therapy and Dancing
      22:48 Favorite Quotes and Memes
      24:39 Shower and Moisturizing Routine
      28:34 Botox and Skincare
      33:05 Humorous Insults and Drinking Stories
      35:33 Dream Jobs and Coping Skills
      40:13 Pet Peeves and Communication
      44:00 Random Favorites and Conclusion

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      47 min
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