This week the chaos levels are high and the patience levels are… questionable 😅

We kick things off by dreaming big and revealing which Olympic sports we’d compete in — before the conversation takes a turn that proves not everyone is built for sporting glory.

We also dive into the bizarre rise of “fur leaders” running for mayor across parts of the US, debate the everyday things that test our patience and send our blood pressure soaring, and chat about the headlines surrounding Britney Spears selling her music catalogue.

Elsewhere, it’s John vs Clare in this week’s Cockney slang Head2Head, and we hear another eyebrow-raising anonymous confession that you definitely won’t forget in a hurry 👀

Expect laughs, friendly fire, questionable opinions, and the wonderfully weird stories you don’t hear in the mainstream.

This week… we might genuinely be scraping the barrel 😅

We chat about a bold new school uniform change coming to one lucky school and whether teenage us would’ve loved it or rebelled immediately. Then we spiral into the genius world of councils letting residents name their bin lorries (and snow ploughs!) — proving British creativity is alive and well 🗑️❄️

There’s a nostalgic throwback to our own school prom days — awkward dances, questionable outfits, and memories that probably should’ve stayed buried.

Brace yourself for our most disgusting Confession yet 🤢 and a very windy Head2Head, as the two Cla(i)res battle it out in breezy fashion 💨😂

It’s chaotic, it’s ridiculous, and we absolutely loved every second.

If there was ever an episode that truly lived up to its title, this is the one.

Episode 6 of Mash-up: After Hours throws the rulebook out of the window as the conversations drift firmly into territory that definitely wouldn’t survive daytime radio.

Clare brings yet another collection of jaw-dropping laws being introduced around the world — thankfully none of them here in the UK — before John opens the floodgates on the words you absolutely cannot say on the radio. Unsurprisingly, this is where things get colourful, earning this week’s episode its very fitting title.

Claire, also known as Bob, turns her attention to The Traitors, unpacking how it’s taken over households across the country and why everyone now fancies themselves as a tactical genius.

Somewhere along the way, the conversation takes a sharp turn into funeral plans, alongside a whole host of other topics that spiral wildly, unpredictably, and hilariously off course. Add in John taking on Clare Pal in this week’s Head2Head, another eyebrow-raising listener confession, and plenty of moments that probably should’ve been edited out… and you’ve got an episode that’s unfiltered, chaotic, and very much not suitable for children.

Listener discretion is strongly advised 🎧😏

Episode 5 is packed with weird, wonderful, and downright hilarious stories from across the globe. We dive into the rise of AI musician Xania Monet and why AI music hitting the charts is both fascinating and slightly terrifying. We’ve got some genuinely good news as pandas are officially no longer endangered, and we share some of the daftest safety signs you’ll ever hear.

Plus, we explore how your personality might be revealed by something as simple as which body part you wash first in the shower. It’s John vs Claire in this week’s Head2Head, and the Confession Booth delivers what is by far one of the funniest confessions we’ve had so far.

All that — and plenty more chaos in between.

In this episode of Mash-up: After Hours, the team takes a brutally honest (and often hilarious) look at the strange, frustrating and downright confusing state of modern Britain.

From heated debates over where certain foods should be stored, to the ever-growing rage around parking fines, the conversation quickly spirals into the bigger picture — the state of the prison system, the bizarre ease of achieving so-called “celebrity” status, and the national outrage that is the current price of Mini-Eggs.

Alongside the laughs and chaos, the episode takes a more serious turn with the most powerful and personal confession the show has seen so far, before the mood swings back into full entertainment mode with this week’s Head2Head — a fiercely competitive Clare vs Claire showdown.

Thought-provoking, funny, emotional and completely unfiltered, Upside Down Britain captures exactly why nothing quite makes sense anymore… and why we can’t stop talking about it.

What starts as a sensible conversation about growing up and becoming more safety-conscious quickly unravels into pure Mash-up chaos.

In Episode 3, John, Clare and Claire (aka Bob) attempt to discuss adulthood, responsibility, and whether any of us actually know what we’re doing — before being completely derailed by ball pits, fake Joe Lycett news stories, deepfakes, billionaire “musicians”, and a confession booth letter that sparks one of the funniest conversations the show has had yet.

From childhood freedom vs adult caution, to questioning what’s even real anymore, to Clare’s very unique theory on how past lovers might suddenly remember you… this episode perfectly earns its title: Deep and Meaningful — in the most unhinged way possible.

Honest, ridiculous, unexpectedly thoughtful, and laugh-out-loud funny — this is Mash-up: After Hours at its very best.

Episode two of Mash-up: After Hours descends into glorious chaos as John finds himself trapped in a full-blown Cla(i)re sandwich, with regular co-host Clare Pal on one side and brand-new team member Claire Stephen making her debut on the other. What follows is an hour of laughter, unpredictability, and completely unnecessary competitiveness as the trio are collectively outsmarted by Joe Lycett, dive into the wonderfully questionable antics of naughty Elf on the Shelf, and uncover the shocking truth that Clare Pal may in fact be a dangerously powerful farter. Meanwhile, Claire Stephen wastes no time in making her mark, storming to her first ever Head2Head victory and proving she is very much a force to be reckoned with. Loud, ridiculous, and entirely unfiltered — this episode delivers everything that makes After Hours exactly what it says on the tin.

The chaos is officially unleashed. In our first full episode, Clare drops the ultimate British bombshell: she doesn’t like gravy — and yes, we needed a moment to recover. We also dive into the shocking stats about how many workers aren’t taking their breaks, crown the UK’s most-rated condiment (prepare yourself for controversy), and read out our very first anonymous listener confession… which definitely set the tone for what’s to come.

You lot also weighed in on our Question of the Week, sparking everything from wholesome answers to absolute wildcards.

It’s unfiltered, it’s unpredictable, it’s us — and it’s only episode one. Let the madness begin.