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 Honest, outrageous, distasteful, obscene, coarse and vulgar and that’s just what their friends say... Luke Craig and Peter Rethinasamy are two Stand-up comedians and best friends who are sick and tired of the polished conversations they hear spewing out of the main stream media. The constant tip toeing around what these people think is driving them insane. Tune in for an honest chat on a range of subjects and Dilemmas sent in from their listeners. Beware they don’t hold back. With over 500,000 social media and Youtube subscribers in under 9 months be a part of something that may just turn out to be a game changer!Luke and Pete
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    • Why Are Rich People So Weird? (And When Do You Talk Money While Dating?) | EP181

      Why Are Rich People So Weird? (And When Do You Talk Money While Dating?) | EP181
      Feb 24 2026

      On this week’s episode, the boys ask why rich people are so weird — and what would’ve happened if they’d ever been invited to the island. Plus, when dating gets serious, when should you actually start talking about money?


      The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️ Tickets are flying, so grab yours before they’re gone!

      👉 Head to www.lukeandpete.com/liveshows to come hang out with us in person — it’s going to be a night full of laughs, stories, and total chaos (the good kind).

      Don’t miss it!


      To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.


      If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜


      Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete



      0:00 Pete would be a terrible boss

      7:04 Epstein and Elon

      13:10 people who most get offended don’t seem to come from any struggle

      17:50 Epstein emails

      24:36 If you went to the “island” innocently?

      29:30 wanting to be knighted by the royal family

      34:11 “ how much money would it take to change us”?

      37:32 turning down an MBE

      44:18 biggest tragedy in America

      52:51 we are like animals

      59:24 question: when should people saying discuss their financial situation?


      🎧 Podcast

      ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6

      ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683

      Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.


      Find Peter Rethinasamy @:

      Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en

      TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677

      Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902




      Find Luke Craig @:

      Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en

      TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en

      Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig

      Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig


      Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and some wonderful outtakes that we cant allow to go public lol https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete
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      1 h et 18 min
    • Girls Overheard on Talking Sheet (Special Guest Episode) | EP180

      Girls Overheard on Talking Sheet (Special Guest Episode) | EP180
      Feb 17 2026

      On this week’s episode, the boys are joined by the Glasgow-based Girls Overheard podcast. Together they dive into dating, love, cheating, and why women might fall in love faster than men. And of course… it gets crazy and filthy, because Luke and Pete are involved.

      The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️ Tickets are flying, so grab yours before they’re gone!

      👉 Head to www.lukeandpete.com/liveshows to come hang out with us in person — it’s going to be a night full of laughs, stories, and total chaos (the good kind).

      Don’t miss it!


      To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.


      If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜


      Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete


      0:00 introducing the girls

      5:35 How we met + “are you dating each others brothers?”

      9:06 “condoms are an ick”

      15:33 what girls overheard podcast is about

      19:08 what Luke gets sent on WhatsApp

      22:34 is it different when a woman cheats?

      26:13 women fall in love easier then men

      34:37 The prank that made her cry

      36:55 last time Luke and Pete got really upset with each other

      43:49 piercings

      48:04 Pete gets confused and comes across as a perv😂😂😂😂

      49:10 “my partner won’t tell her family she’s dating a brown man”

      57:40 how measure penis length

      59:10 “my partner won’t take of his condom when we have sex”

      1:04:24 weird bedroom stuff


      🎧 Podcast

      ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6

      ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683

      Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.


      Find Peter Rethinasamy @:

      Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en

      TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677

      Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902




      Find Luke Craig @:

      Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en

      TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en

      Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig

      Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig


      Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and some wonderful outtakes that we cant allow to go public lol https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete
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      1 h et 13 min
    • “We Got Rejected by a 73 Year Old Adult entertainer” | 179 Luke & Pete

      “We Got Rejected by a 73 Year Old Adult entertainer” | 179 Luke & Pete
      Feb 10 2026
      On this week episode the boys contact Carolyn a 73 year old escort who look saw on another podcast and asked her to come on the show her response offended them both and they say why. This and so much more trouble on this episode.The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️ Tickets are flying, so grab yours before they’re gone!👉 Head to www.lukeandpete.com/liveshows to come hang out with us in person — it’s going to be a night full of laughs, stories, and total chaos (the good kind).Don’t miss it!To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete0:00 How we would behave if we had house robots 13:29 “I was tricked while watching P*rn”16:06 3 years in jail or 10 years probation?30:35 “we contacted a 73 year old escort to come on the show and her reply killed us”43:22 Eating from strangers and getting pranked 47:20 Weird voluntary sperm donor 53:00 Alexander the Great was gay 54:46 Dilemma: Is it wrong to swear? 1:02:55 Is it wrong to have favourite?🎧 Podcast► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.0:00 How we would behave if we had house robots 13:29 “I was tricked while watching P*rn”16:06 3 years in jail or 10 years probation?30:35 “we contacted a 73 year old escort to come on the show and her reply killed us”43:22 Eating from strangers and getting pranked 47:20 Weird voluntary sperm donor 53:00 Alexander the Great was gay 54:46 Dilemma: Is it wrong to swear? 1:02:55 Is it wrong to have favourite?Full video episode: On Youtube & Spotify 🎧 Podcast► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.Find Peter Rethinasamy @:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=enTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902Find Luke Craig @:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=enTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=enTwitter: https://twitter.com/LukekingcraigFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig
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      1 h et 31 min
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