YO! What’s up, youse guys? Cousin Cody’s back in the wooder, and we’re coming to you live from the wreckage of the Eagles season. It’s over, it’s ugly, and we’ve got a lot of venting to do. Fuggin’ listen!

First, we address the elephant in the Linc: the disappointing end to a year that felt like a slow-motion car crash. We break down a full year of offensive struggles—the play-calling, the lack of rhythm, and why the "passing game" looked more like a "passing out" game. This leads us to the hot seat: Kevin Patullo. We discuss who needs to come in and save this offense before next season is wasted, too.

Then, we pivot to a TV pitch that might actually get us kicked off the air. We’ve got an idea for a Who Wants to be a Millionaire spinoff. Picture this: a dude walks out on stage, and the contestants have to guess exactly what kind of weird sex stuff he’s into. It’s the ultimate game of "don't judge a book by its cover," and Mark thinks he’d be a Grand Champion at guessing the weirdness.

It's a jawn full of sports depression, coaching carousels, and the most uncomfortable game show in history. Grab your Wawa coffee and your antidepressants, and fuggin’ listen!

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YO! Happy New Year, youse dickheads! Cousin Cody’s back in the wooder, and we’re ringing in 2026 with the kind of resolutions that nobody asked for and nobody’s gonna keep. Fuggin' listen!

First up, we’re talking about our New Year’s resolutions, specifically the "No-Nut Resolution." Mark and Cody discuss the rules, the mental fortitude required, and exactly how many hours it’ll take before someone cracks. It’s a journey of self-discipline that’s destined for failure, and we’re documenting every awkward second of it.

Then, we turn our attention to The Birds. It’s the last game of the regular season, and the stakes couldn't be higher. We’re breaking down the path to the second seed in the playoffs and why home-field advantage is the only thing standing between us and another Super Bowl parade on Broad Street.

But wait, there’s more identity crisis drama! We are changing the name of the podcast again. We go through the latest list of contenders and try to figure out if we’re finally going to land on something that doesn't involve a lawsuit.

Finally, Cody drops a taco conundrum on the table that is so logically flawed yet structurally sound it actually breaks Mark’s mind. We’re talking a philosophical debate about meat, shells, and gravity that leaves the studio in shambles.

It's a jawn full of New Year's madness, playoff math, and taco-induced existential crises. Grab your leftover holiday hoagie, and fuggin' listen!

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YO! What's up, youse guys? Cousin Cody’s back in the wooder, and pull out the fuggin' confetti because we hit the big one—Episode 100! We never thought we’d make it this far without getting arrested or canceled, but here we are. Fuggin' listen!

First, we’re getting a little sentimental. We’re looking back at 100 episodes of absolute chaos—how we’ve grown from two jagoffs in a basement to two jagoffs with a slightly better microphone. But hitting the century mark has us thinking: is it time for a fresh start? We spend this episode debating changing the name of the podcast and throwing out some wild alternatives. We need your help to decide if the current jawn stays or if we pivot to something even more Philly.

Then, we dive into the TV world. We're talking about the series Heated Rivalry—is the drama as spicy as they say? Plus, we get into Pluribus. Mark tries to explain the high-concept math of it all, and Cody tries to figure out how it helps him win at the casino. It’s a deep dive into the "many" vs. the "one," or whatever.

Finally, we’re talking about The Birds heading north to Buffalo. It’s cold, it’s windy, and the Bills Mafia is probably already jumping through flaming tables. We discuss the matchup, why Josh Allen should be scared of our pass rush, and how the Eagles are going to silence the crowd in Western New York. Pack your parkas and your batteries, because this game is going to be a battle!

It's a milestone jawn full of rebrand debates, TV reviews, and Bills-bashing. Grab your Wawa coffee and a celebratory soft pretzel, and fuggin' listen!

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YO! What's up, youse guys? Cousin Cody’s back in the wooder, and we are celebrating some history this week! The Birds did it, the drama is real, and the wine is... well, it's something else. Fuggin' listen!

First up, the Eagles have officially clinched the NFC East! For the first time in over 20 years, we’ve gone back-to-back as division champs. We’re talking about that early 2000s energy and why this team is built to keep the crown in Philly where it belongs. Dallas is in the rearview mirror, and the road to the Super Bowl runs through South Philly!

Then, we dive into the messiest documentary of the year. 50 Cent is finally dropping his Diddy documentary, and you know Fifty isn't holding anything back. We discuss the clips, the trolling, and whether or not Puff is actually cooked. It’s the ultimate "I told you so" from the king of Queens, and we’re here for every second of the petty.

Finally, we introduce our newest (and most questionable) sponsor: Penis Noir. It’s a bold, full-bodied red wine that’s definitely an acquired taste. Mark gives us a "professional" tasting notes breakdown and explains why this is the only bottle you should be bringing to Sunday dinner if you want to make your mother-in-law uncomfortable.

It's a jawn full of victory, celebrity takedowns, and very awkward wine. Grab your Wawa coffee, pour a glass of the Noir, and fuggin' listen!

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YO! What's up, youse guys? Cousin Cody’s back in the wooder, and we’ve got a fundraising jawn so insane, it might actually work! Fuggin' listen!

First up, Mark unveils his brilliant, completely inappropriate, and possibly illegal new charity idea: "Tubin' for Booben'"—a fundraiser where you ride an inner tube down a creek for breast cancer awareness. We break down the logistics, the liability, and why Mark is definitely getting sued.

Then, we're throwing shade at the biggest corporate jagoffs on TV by talking about our least favorite characters in The Office. Everyone loves Michael Scott, but we're here to name and shame the truly awful people at Dunder Mifflin and explain why they'd never make it in a real Delco office.

This episode is so good, it made us wonder if we should change the name of this fuggin' podcast! We float some new titles that are way more accurate and slightly less profane (maybe).

And finally, the Birds! We dive into the Eagles locker room and talk about the "Positivity Rabbit" phenomenon. Is it a furry good luck charm, a coach in a suit, or just another sign that the team is going completely off the rails? We discuss what kind of good luck charm the team actually needs (spoiler: less rabbits, more soft pretzels).

It's a jawn full of tube-based charity, TV grudges, and team pets. Grab your Wawa coffee, and fuggin' listen!

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YO! What's up, youse guys? Cousin Cody’s back in the wooder, and we need to talk about that absolute garbage performance against the Bears on Friday night. I'm telling you, this whole city is having an aneurism, feel me? Fuggin' listen!

First up, the Birds. That embarrassing loss was an insult to Wawa coffee. We're throwing the names of the coaching staff into the wood chipper and debating one fuggin' thing: Should Coach Kevin P. be fired right fuggin' now? The arguments are flying like soft pretzels in the Linc parking lot.

And speaking of the coaching staff, we uncovered the real issue: The Birds' coaches are all a bunch of DEI (Designated Extremely Italian) hires! We break down the absolute facts (and the stereotypes) about why the sideline is run by guys named Vinnie and how this might be impacting our red-zone offense.

But hey, at least we got a sponsor who knows what's up: This week, it's Yabba Dabba Scrapple, the Official Unofficial Scrapple of the Philadelphia Eagles! We try the breakfast meat and explain why it's the perfect fuel for crying during a Friday night loss.

It's a jawn full of anger, absurdity, and scrapple. Grab your coffee (and maybe a paper bag to breathe into), and fuggin' listen!

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YO! What's up, youse guys? Cousin Cody’s back in the wooder, and we’re heading into Thanksgiving week with two fuggin' words: Dallas Sucks! Fuggin' listen!

First up, the Birds. It’s Cowboys Week, and the media is inventing drama in the Eagles locker room like they’re trying to win a Pulitzer for fan panic. We are too busy hating Dallas to worry about some manufactured beef. This is the NFC East title on the line.

But this week is also about family, and for us, that means a Thanksgiving full of debauchery that would make your grandmother clutch her soft pretzel. We’re talking about the wildest holiday moments and things we're genuinely grateful for—like girls named Crystal (spelled with a 'C' or a 'K', we're not picky!).

Finally, Philly Mark is in full war-room mode preparing for Black Friday. His mission? Securing a 20-inch flat screen TV for the most sacred place in the house: the baffroom. We analyze the strategy, the sales, and the absolute necessity of being able to watch the Birds while you're on the throne.

It's a jawn full of football hatred, holiday chaos, appreciation, and aggressive consumerism. Grab your Wawa coffee, and fuggin' listen!

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YO! What's up, youse guys? Cousin Cody's back in the wooder, and we're diving straight into a pile of national nonsense that needs a deep clean. Fuggin' listen!

We're kicking this jawn off with the infamous Epstein files release. We're not talking about the conspiracy theories, we're talking about the real dirt—specifically, the absurd fantasy that Trump and Clinton were having a romantic moment together. Cody and Mark act out the most awkward, unbelievable "romantic" scene ever to go down on that island. Grab a soft pretzel, because this role-play is a mess.

Then, we've got a public service announcement about "Huns" and their fuggin' perfumes! What is with women in this city wearing so much cologne, you can taste it two blocks away? We're breaking down the physics of a scent cloud and why you don't need to smell like a Wawa air freshener exploded on you.

And speaking of controversial jawn, we get into the whole nightmare surrounding the new Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs movie. We discuss the casting drama, the political fights, and why Disney decided to fix a story that nobody asked to be fixed. It's a comedy of errors involving fairy tales and social media meltdowns.

It's an episode covering everything from political drama to overpowering fragrances. Grab your coffee and your nose plugs, and fuggin' listen!

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