Oh, did you think we were done doing the 299 tease? Are you tired of it? We aren't! We can do this all day. And tomorrow. And the next day. And the next day. Forever. Anyway, we talk about snacks and video game scores and other stuff in this one and I'm not sure if people even read these. Is there any point in listing vague topics we "cover" as if mention of "video game scores" will either entice or repulse you? Do any of us have free will? When will the inevitable heat death of the universe come for us all? When it does, will it be beautiful? Will we behold a brief moment of transcendental glory before it all slips into endless night? Will there be anything left to remember us?

We also talk about butthole oranges on this one.

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Absolutely riveting stuff here today, folks: showering, cold showering, dubious medical emergency phone numbers, controversial video games, the wonders of the Steam Deck, and more!

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It's the first episode of 2026, and we're coming right out of the gate with a meandering discussion about all sorts of stuff: ceiling holes, fake snow, the Fallout franchise, eating zucchini, jazz communion, and more!

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Happy New Year! In lieu of a full episode this week, we bring you this abandoned recording we did back in October that we gave up on because it sucked so bad. Judge for yourself! The full video version is available for free on Youtube, so go watch it here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iaYn3trK3DA

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It's the SECOND HALF OF PART TWO of our annual Christmas clip show! Last ep was Bad Book Club themed, and this one is... everything themed. If you like what you hear, be sure to check out full episodes 252, 263, 277, 284, 287, 290, 291, 298, and 299. Thank you all for another wonderful year of supporting us as we make premium quality, wet, hot, audio content to put in your filthy little ear holes. Here's to ten more years of Leighton Night. (Those ten years will obviously be spent waiting for Brian to finish introducing What's Poppin', at which point the show will promptly and ignominiously end.) Merry Christmas AND Merry Pissmas!

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Follow us on Twitter at @leightonnight and on Instagram/TikTok at @leighton_night. You can find Brian on Twitter/Instagram at @bwecht and Leighton at @buttchamps (Instagram).

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It's THE FIRST HALF OF PART TWO of our annual Christmas clip show! Last ep was Bad Book Club themed, and this one is... everything themed. If you like what you hear, be sure to check out full episodes 252, 263, 277, 284, 287, 290, 291, 298, and 299. Thank you all for another wonderful year of supporting us as we make premium quality, wet, hot, audio content to put in your filthy little ear holes. Here's to ten more years of Leighton Night. (Those ten years will obviously be spent waiting for Brian to finish introducing What's Poppin', at which point the show will promptly and ignominiously end.) Merry Christmas AND Merry Pissmas!

Do you hate ads but love this show? Do you want an incredible deal on access to our entire 5 year backlog of video and ad-free episodes for TWO DOLLARS A MONTH? Then check out our Patreon and support the show at patreon.com/leightonnight! Kick us $5 a month and you even get a MINISODE every week, too. AND access to the fan discord, which is cool and fun. It's a steal. We literally shouldn't be doing this.

Follow us on Twitter at @leightonnight and on Instagram/TikTok at @leighton_night. You can find Brian on Twitter/Instagram at @bwecht and Leighton at @buttchamps (Instagram).

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It's time for our annual Christmas clip show, covering the past year of this ridiculous podcast (with some interstitial banter, of typically high quality). This one mainly covers highlights from our many Bad Book Clubs this year-- we read The Da Vinky Code, Harry Potter and the Methods of Craptionality, and Secret of Secrets. If you like what you hear, be sure to check out full episodes 254, 255, 273, 274, 288, and 289. We'll be back next week with even more banger clips! Big thanks to M (@mwgewehr_) for their wonderful girlboss melody.

Do you hate ads but love this show? Do you want an incredible deal on access to our entire 5 year backlog of video and ad-free episodes for TWO DOLLARS A MONTH? Then check out our Patreon and support the show at patreon.com/leightonnight! Kick us $5 a month and you even get a MINISODE every week, too. AND access to the fan discord, which is cool and fun. It's a steal. We literally shouldn't be doing this.

Follow us on Twitter at @leightonnight and on Instagram/TikTok at @leighton_night. You can find Brian on Twitter/Instagram at @bwecht and Leighton at @buttchamps (Instagram).

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