We’re back with a brand-new episode of Jacked, Tan & Snarky just in time for Christmas… only six months late, no big deal. We dive into Christmas movie hot takes (some lists deserve jail), tree décor chaos — Chelsea’s perfectly curated downstairs tree vs Jenny’s shiny new tree era — and the very serious debate over whether tinsel is a regional personality trait. There was previously a nostalgic deep dive into Christmas music that may or may not have required a slight edit for… reasons 👀, but the feelings remain. We also confess our undying love for ChatGPT (end-of-year prompts, dinner survival, emotional support), touch on Real Housewives in a way that somehow turns into plastic surgery questions, and confirm that Chelsea’s household runs on chaos and HelloFresh. Check Instagram for tree pics and tag us in yours — judgment will be festive and loving.

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We may have lost count of the episodes, but we haven’t lost our edge. In this week’s chaos, Jenny’s deep in Amazon storefront territory (send help, she bought jelly shoes), and Chelsea’s laser-focused on race strategy—from gear layouts to what she’s wearing to avoid mid-triathlon wardrobe malfunctions. We’re talking LTK, influencer impact, grandma overload (why are they always giving us bags of things?), and whether buying into the aesthetic is worth the price tag. Chelsea issues a formal calendar-marked apology to Carrie, Jenny picks piercings over tattoos, and we ask the big question: is it menopause, or are we dying?

Also: The Good American Family is giving everything, Mary joining Traitors is wild, the RHOC reunion is about to be pure chaos, and someone had the audacity to eat Jenny’s sandwich. Press play for a little racing grit, a some retail therapy, and a lot of snark.

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St. Patrick’s Day shenanigans were in full swing—probably not a great listen for little kids, so plan accordingly! March flew by, and we’re here to catch up on all the chaos. Chelsea’s workout schedule is wild, her dog is faking an injury, and her daughter has zero filter (and a knack for trickery). Meanwhile, Jenny’s pup had a full-blown anxiety attack from a thunderstorm—meds might be in his future. We talk workouts (Jenny may have overdone it), the mind warp of time speeding up as we age, and the never-ending debate on when to settle down and have kids. Plus, reality TV drama, Lisa Barlow’s sponsorship spree, and the absolute filth that was 90s/2000s hip-hop. Oh, and WTF is Cameo, and who’s really making bank on it? Tune in for all the snark, laughs, and maybe an unpaid ad for the Aura Ring.

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