She didn't cry in Idaho. She didn't cry in Phoenix. She cried in the back of Elvis's pink Cadillac in the Tunnel of Love at the Little White Chapel in Las Vegas, with a man named Bruce Wayne reading their vows. That was the one.

In this episode Jon and Keisha cover Lucy and Ethel's boarding interview that lasted approximately four minutes. The Sushi Fever experience so good that Randy refuses to eat sushi anywhere else now — a month later, still protecting it. Keisha driving into the wrong parking garage with Jon crammed in the third row while No Doubt was playing the Sphere.

Getting a last-minute limo because there was no other way to make it to the chapel on time. The singalong in the limo. The wedding cake that was Krispy Kreme donuts. And Donkey — skinning her knee running from an Uber at 3:30am somewhere near the Excalibur while Jon put five miles on his feet in a suit on the Las Vegas Strip.

But mostly this is about the moment that snuck up on them. Not the one they planned. Not the one they expected. The one that happened in a tunnel with cherubs painted on the ceiling and a Batman who absolutely nailed it.

Episode 19 highlights: waterfalls, creeks, people who don't know where they're driving, and potentially a fight in an ice cream shop parking lot.

JK LOL Storytime is one take, no breaks, no script — just two people telling the truth about their lives. New episodes every Thursday.

• (00:00) - Fourth of July Catchup
• (01:34) - Vegas Wedding Setup
• (02:29) - Racing the Clock
• (06:20) - Sushi Fever Mission
• (16:11) - Limo to the Chapel
• (17:16) - Little White Chapel Moments
• (18:29) - Elvis' Cadillac & Batman Officiant
• (19:06) - Tears In Tunnel of Love
• (23:08) - Donuts Gelato Wedding Cake
• (24:35) - Gambling In Wedding Gear
• (26:45) - Donkey's Late Night Strip Trek
• (32:50) - Teasing Utah Wedding Four

Jon and Keisha are exhausted. Genuinely, deeply, happily exhausted.

8,500 miles. Nine weddings. Countless gas stops, snack breaks, and near meltdowns.

We'd change a few things, but we wouldn't change doing it another way.

So much to unpack and share you with. Thank you for being with us on the journey, Regular.

JK LOL Storytime is one take, no breaks, no script — just two people telling the truth about their lives. New episodes every Thursday.

She walked into Starbucks in her wedding dress on a Tuesday morning at 11am in 106 degree heat in Surprise, Arizona, with a full crew behind her, two dogs, a man in a suit, and a Harley guy who had just ridden through the desert. Two retired gentlemen on the patio looked up and said, "Did you guys just get married?" She said, "We sure did." They said, "There's no better place."

In this episode Jon and Keisha cover Captain MJ — Jon's new nickname, bestowed by a grandmother at 3am, and what it stands for. Randy's first blooming onion. The hot air balloon wedding that got scrapped the week before because you don't have your wedding in the sky if your best friend doesn't do heights that way. Wickenfrickinburg and its inexplicable roundabouts. The music bingo blackout win at a barbecue joint at 9pm with two little girls who "forgot" to eat dinner. And a peach cobbler bundtlet for breakfast the next morning with Krispy Kremes, because the hot sign was on and you have to.

But mostly this is about the Phoenix wedding being exactly what they always meant to do — show up in someone's life, make your promises in front of the people who matter, and then just see what happens with the day. No venue. No reservations. No plan beyond the people.

By the time you hear this they will be somewhere between Kentucky and Pennsylvania.

JK LOL Storytime is one take, no breaks, no script — just two people telling the truth about their lives. New episodes every Thursday.

• (00:00) - Welcome and Tour Tease
• (00:53) - Captain Majestic Nickname
• (01:31) - Grandma Gift and Life Lesson
• (05:36) - Yellowstone and Cabin Detour
• (11:59) - Wickenburg Roundabout Rant
• (13:42) - Outback Reunion in Surprise
• (17:11) - Freestyle Wedding Plan Shift
• (23:16) - Park Ceremony and Starbucks
• (26:18) - Firebirds Champagne Lunch
• (35:01) - Barbecue Ribs And Music Bingo
• (37:00) - Why Phoenix Wedding Worked
• (42:28) - Eastern Leg Kentucky Rickhouse

She wore the vomit dress down the aisle.

Not because there was no other option. Because Harper wanted to be in the wedding, and Keisha looked at her stepdaughter covered in regurgitated pizza on the side of a country road in Idaho thirty minutes behind schedule with the officiant missing and Aunt Buff following them the wrong direction — and said okay. Put her mom shoes on. We're doing this.

In this episode Jon and Keisha cover Randy getting rescued by a Madison County sheriff's deputy with no phone, no address, and no idea what state he was really in. The Big Jud's burger challenge that Lucas won and immediately regretted. The seventh grade crush Keisha definitely wrote "I think you're cute" to in a yearbook. Taco Time converting a car full of skeptical tweens in under three minutes. And the foot massage competition in Minga's bedroom at the end of a wedding day that went completely sideways from minute one.

But mostly this is about what happens when the best-laid plans hit a kid with heat exhaustion, a lost officiant, a wrong turn at Aunt Buff speed, and a car that will never fully stop smelling like pizza — and you do it anyway. Because the river was still there. The quaking aspens were still there. And Alabama's Down Home started playing and it was exactly what it was supposed to be.

They are two weeks in. They are not stopping.

JK LOL Storytime is one take, no breaks, no script — just two people telling the truth about their lives. New episodes every Thursday.

• (00:00) - Back From Tour
• (02:40) - Sequoia Gets Baptized
• (06:22) - Harper Allergy Scare
• (11:21) - Seventh Grade Crush
• (14:51) - Harley Shop Vegas Detour
• (17:13) - Wedding Day Setup Rush
• (24:26) - Where Is Randy
• (29:35) - Harper Gets Sick
• (31:16) - Missed Turn Meltdown
• (32:39) - Vomit Dress Wedding
• (36:29) - Big Juds Breakdown
• (41:18) - Grandma Home Foot Rub

Jon and Keisha record Episode 15 from the mountains near Ogden in Eden, Utah, a day late because they’ve been on the road for their #WeddingOnTour, heading into wedding number four after Idaho, Phoenix, and Las Vegas.

They recap traveling with four kids, two puppies, a trailer, and Randy on his motorcycle through heat and storms, including a moment where Randy desperately chugs water on Highway 93 and Jon runs on almost no sleep after a North Dakota turnaround. They explain why the Phoenix wedding felt easiest—no timeline pressure, a park ceremony, puppies in dresses, Starbucks after, and flexibility when family was sick—contrasting it with stressier events.

They share ongoing setbacks like lodging hassles and an old one-star Airbnb review from a past unsafe Vegas stay, praise their Phoenix hosts, and emphasize responding to obstacles with perspective. They also talk Vegas chaos, being married by a minister named Bruce Wayne at Little White Chapel, limos, strip adventures, Harley-shop help, upcoming Kentucky and Wisconsin plans, and ideas for future on-location episodes.

JK LOL Storytime is one take, no breaks, no script — just two people telling the truth about their lives. New episodes every Thursday.

Jon spent months planning a proposal that Keisha would never see coming.

She doesn't like surprises. If she had even an inkling she would have figured it out. So he told her his fried rice elbow was flaring up and he couldn't swing a golf club. Then he suggested a walk instead. He had pink flagging tape in the trees two weeks in advance. A trellis pounded into the ground. Polaroids of every significant moment in their relationship pinned across it. Rose petals. A dozen roses. A speech he still has. A photographer named Ashley hiding up the hill probably getting ticks and grasshoppers. Keisha's best friend Kaylee in the bushes with a video camera.

Keisha thought going to her favorite trail in North Dakota was her own idea.

It was not her own idea.

In this episode Jon and Keisha tell the engagement story. The ring that sat in a wood box under Keisha's bed for a week while she slept over it with no idea. The barbecue dinner with Keisha's mom as cover. The AirPod case ring box. The hand squeezing that got more intense the closer they got. The rose petals that briefly looked like a roadside memorial. The Up house Lego set built by all four kids and Keisha's mom the weekend before. The wine they had been saving that turned out to be terrible. The champagne.

Also Cooper arrived. Betty is retired. The dogs are coming to Idaho. Ethel needs puppy meds. Lucy ate a whole canister of puppy weed once and was in an altered state for a couple days.

By the time you hear this episode they will be on tour.

JK LOL Storytime is one take, no breaks, no script — just two people telling the truth about their lives. New episodes every Thursday.

• (00:00) - Episode 14 Kickoff and Nine Weddings Recap
• (02:51) - Meet Cooper — The Sequoia Arrives
• (04:22) - Dealership Day Drama
• (07:34) - Kids Crocheting and Santa Podcast Panic
• (10:20) - Protecting the Kids
• (12:04) - The Ring Dazzle and Design Secrets
• (16:33) - The Golf Cover Story
• (20:57) - Keisha's Favorite Trail in Minot
• (21:25) - Months of Secret Planning
• (22:42) - The Hand Squeeze Tell
• (23:46) - Rose Petals and Polaroids
• (24:49) - The Proposal
• (25:11) - Friends in the Bushes
• (27:16) - Champagne and the Up House
• (29:08) - Wedding Tour Vision
• (33:14) - Cooper Road Trip Prep
• (34:43) - Dogs, Donkey and Chaos
• (36:34) - Post Credits and Farewell

It's June 1st. We're leaving today.

We probably should have scripted this one. We did not script this one, just like all episodes.

What you're hearing is two people standing in their basement on a Monday morning with totes full of wedding dresses, four veils, boutonnieres, bouquets, and holy guacamole, about to drive 7,588 miles across two countries to get married nine times.

Either we are completely batshit crazy or we are onto something amazing. We genuinely do not know which one yet. There is no middle ground and that feels very on brand.

A few things before we go. We have a Patreon now. The highest tier gets a postcard mailed directly from one of the tour stops — signed, from wherever we are.

Randy's bike just pulled up outside. Episode 14 drops Thursday June 4th and it's the engagement story. Episode 15 is going to be recorded in the car or a hotel room so we apologize in advance for the audio. The dead cat on the wireless mic is named Carl.

Nine cities. Nine weddings. Two countries. One father on a Harley.

Babe. Let's go.

JK LOL Storytime is one take, no breaks, no script — just two people telling the truth about their lives. New episodes every Thursday.

She wanted to quit this morning.

Not the tour. Not the relationship. The whole thing. The podcast, the brand outreach, the content, all of it. Too stressful. Savings getting tight. Can't do everything at once.

She said it out loud in the middle of an ordinary Sunday morning sitting across from a man whose arms were sore from shaking 19 gallons of cocktails for a charity event the night before, who ate cottage cheese for breakfast and drank a V8, and who listened without immediately trying to fix it.

And then she found her own way back.

In this episode Jon and Keisha also cover the correct milk cap colors, the broken pickle jar Jon handled without being asked, New Sock Day, the accidental nap philosophy, and the buttermilk shot he takes every time he makes pancakes.

But mostly it is about why they are still doing this; when you listen they will be days away from starting the tour.

JK LOL Storytime is one take, no breaks, no script — just two people telling the truth about their lives. New episodes every Thursday.

• (00:00) - Cold Open and New Zealand Milestone
• (01:20) - Pop Culture Confessions
• (01:56) - Martini Masquerade and Espresso Martini Assembly Line
• (05:29) - Plastic Glasses Chaos
• (06:36) - Erica Joins and Ballet Mom Marathon
• (09:39) - Hangover Fixes and Old Man Breakfast
• (13:04) - Mushroom Coffee and Intermittent Fasting
• (14:47) - Caffeine War Stories
• (16:30) - Accidental Naps and Snack Accidents
• (18:53) - Careful There's a Broken Pickle Jar
• (20:20) - Milk Jug Mishap and the 2% vs Whole Debate
• (22:07) - Buttermilk Rituals
• (22:50) - Wedding Tour Reality Check
• (25:27) - She Almost Quit This Morning
• (30:36) - Career Pivot and Building the Portfolio
• (34:17) - Quick Starts and Gear Talk
• (38:48) - New Sock Day
• (40:14) - Road Notes and Sign Off