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  • World's Best Farter-In Court? Rubber Bullet To The Groin! A "Lolita's Line" School Bus!

    World's Best Farter-In Court? Rubber Bullet To The Groin! A "Lolita's Line" School Bus!
    Jun 25 2025
    If you have to face the judge, it's best to find a wardrobe that does not present you as the "World's Best Farter". ICE protests got one guy a rubber bullet to his manhood & he wound up in the hospital with some deflated balls. Some Canadian school children got to be in "Lolita's Line" as they boarded a school bus driven by a man in a pink school girl uniform with white stockings and platform shoes.

    In This Midweek BONUS Episode...
    • A 72-y/o FL Man Has Called 911 on His Neighbors...647 Times
    • A 64-y/o FL Woman Arrested for Allegedly Chasing Teen For Going Too Fast on e-Bike
    • McDonald's Customer Goes Behind Counter to Make His Own McFlurry: 'He Has No Right'
    • Gen Z Wants to Normalize In-Office Sex
    • Woman Secretly Enters Her Husband in a Marathon After He Bragged He Could Run One with NO Preparation
    • ICE Protester Says Rubber Bullet Really Did Some Damage to His Groin
    • A Guy Attacked His Friend & Accused Him of Being a Werewolf
    • School Bus Driver Seen in Vehicle with "Lolita's Line" Sign in Window
    • A Tequila-Soaked Turkey Almost Burned Down an Apartment Building
    • Wild Video Shows NYC Artist Grabbing Woman’s Hair in Bizarre Freakout on Southwest Flight
    • Judge Scolds Man for Wearing 'World's Best Farter' Shirt in Courtroom
    • A Guy Named "Loony Toon" Led Cops on a High-Speed Chase
    • More People Are Just Keeping Their Earbuds in All the Time
    • FL Man Spent 6 Months Covering His 1965 Chevy Corvette in Pennies; Now It's for Sale
    • “Potty” Polly-Parrot? Foul-Macaw Bird Is Up For Adoption After Going Viral For Its Cussin’
    • Thieves Stole 12,000 Quarters from Someone's Home
    • Telegram Founder Splits $17B Fortune Among 6 Kids & 100 Sperm Donor Babies
    • 11 Southern Sayings That Actually Mean The Opposite Of What They Sound Like
    • A Woman Was Caught Burning Stolen Flags...While Pantsless
    • Today's Job Applicants Want 4-Day Workweeks, Nap Rooms, Fun Rooms, & Pet-Friendly Offices
    • Man Gets Into Bar Fight Because Other Customers Didn't Believe In Jesus
    And I've got the full week's rundown of all the stupidity in the most recent current events in the Insane Week In Review as well as our top 7 "winner" for stupendous stupidity in this week's Genius Awards!
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    1 h et 12 min
  • Selfie In The Slammer; PA Can "FIll Your Hole; Ozempic Delivers BIG Results In Men

    Selfie In The Slammer; PA Can "FIll Your Hole; Ozempic Delivers BIG Results In Men
    Jun 21 2025
    Some people will go to new levels of stupidity to get that perfect selfie. Even if it means getting locked in a jail cell...by accident. A town in PA has found a catchy way for people to remember how to get their holes filled. Men have found a side effect from a diet drug that does not make their manhood thinner. And my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" found a real "bonus" for your anus if you love chocolate buttholes.

    In this Weekend Episode...
    • [A Piece of My Mind] Singer Protested ICE with Spanish Rendition of National Anthem at Dodger game–After Team Told Her to Sing in English
    • A Teenager Was Arrested After Breaking Into a Jail for a Selfie
    • Tourist Rolls on Ground in Tantrum Over Baggage Fees at Major Airport
    • Docs Prescribing 'Poo Pills' With Freeze-Dried Feces for 'Very Exciting' New Treatment
    • Woman Created Her Own Funeral Photo Montage—So She Will Be Remembered At Her "Hottest"
    • Male Ozempic Users Reveal Shocking “BIG” Change to Their 'Junk' After Injecting Weight-Loss Shot
    • A News Chopper Reporter Launched into a Rant About His Failed Marriage During a YouTube Livestream
    • A PA Town Launched a Program to Fix Potholes...Called "Fill My Hole"
    • Hungry? Here, Have Some Chocolate Buttholes–Nothing Says ‘I Love You’ Like a Chocolate Anus
    Pancho also takes on a couple of questions where he is asked If Opposites Really Attract Or Is It A Recipe For Disaster and Is Being Clingy A Good Trait For A Date? And play along with Pancho to see how well your stupidity matches up with his in the weekly Insane Game Show!
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    1 h et 41 min
  • Cicada Craziness; "Fine Water" Tasting; & An 80ft. Phallus Seen From Space

    Cicada Craziness; "Fine Water" Tasting; & An 80ft. Phallus Seen From Space
    Jun 18 2025
    If you thought water was tasteless, think again. Apparently rich people have better taste in ways you've never expected. I know those crazy cicadas are big, but I didn't think they were big enough to cause a car crash. But if we're talking "big" nothing's bigger than what Google Maps caught from space that was carved into a baseball field.

    In this Midweek BONUS Episode...
    • So Now We're Supposed to Attend "Grandma Showers" Too?
    • Rich People Are Ditching Fine Wine to Waste Money on "Fine Water"
    • Couple Who Met Playing Pokemon GO Get Married At Pokemon Festival
    • CoComelon Has a New Potty Training Song That Will Ruin Parents' Lives
    • Man Makes a False Bomb Threat...So He Wouldn't Miss His Flight to L.A.
    • Woman Caught Making a PB&J Sandwich in a Robe During Virtual Court Hearing
    • California Couple Receives $2-million Bedbug Payday
    • A Guy Called 911 Because There Was "No Sex in the Champagne Room"
    • TSA Urges People to Stop Trying to Use Costco Card as Sufficient REAL ID
    • Walmart Customer Calls Cops on Himself After Self-Checkout Avocado Mishap
    • Controversy Erupts Over No Barking Sign at Montreal Dog Park
    • A Mule-Riding Criminal Was Arrested for Releasing a Raccoon Inside a Business
    • UPDATE: Owner of Raccoon Found With Meth Pipes Vows She Won't Surrender Him
    • Woman Torched Her Boyfriend's Car Using Cooking Oil, Nearly Burning Down Their Home
    • Florida Man Peed On $10,500 Worth Of Spam & Sausages At Sam’s Club
    • Biggest Ever Great White Shark Is Heading Toward US Tourist Hotspot
    • A Family Dollar Employee Shot a Shoplifter in the Butt
    • Cicada Flies Into Car Window, Causes Driver to Lose Control, Crash Into Pole
    • No Screaming! Keep Your Mouth Closed on Roller Coasters to Avoid Swallowing Cicadas
    • A Pennsylvania Man Arrested For Blowing Up A Casino Toilet
    • Huge 80 Ft. Penis on Baseball Field Is Visible From Space
    There's the latest stupidity from recent current events with the Insane Week In Review and our 7 best stupendous stupidity from this week's Genius Awards!!
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    1 h et 14 min
  • Stealing Wind, Stolen Bathroom Vanity--On A BIKE; & A 200-y/o Condom

    Stealing Wind, Stolen Bathroom Vanity--On A BIKE; & A 200-y/o Condom
    Jun 14 2025
    You may have heard of "breaking wind", but stealing it? The Belgians have found themselves in a little "Dutch"... If you're remodeling your home in Memphis, TN you'd better secure your bathroom. Some bold theives rode off with a vanity on their BIKES. A Dutch museum is educating patrons on 17th century sex with a display of a condom made from a sheep's appendix.

    In This Episode...
    • [A Piece of My Mind] $2,500: The Average American Would Pay for Some Peace & Quiet
    • Belgians Accused of 'Stealing Wind' From the Dutch
    • A Woman Strangled Her Roommate Over Dirty Dishes
    • Archaeologists Unearth Ancient BREAD That Survived Underground for 5,000 Years
    • Thieves Were Caught Biking Away...with a Stolen Bathroom Vanity
    • Florida Man Fondles Ferret In Pet Store, Then Shoplifts It In His Shorts
    • A Woman Woke Up to an Intruder Sucking on Her Toes
    • 200-y/o Condom Decorated With Erotic Art on Display in Dutch Museum
    My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", answers your burning questions about returning a valuable ring found in donated clothing & how to deal with a "Barbie" co-worker who likes to kiss a woman's husband on the lips! And you can test your stupidity with Pancho's by playing our Insane Game Show!
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    1 h et 39 min
  • Dancing Naked At 35,000 ft.; Ed The Zebra On The Loose; & Truck Nuts Ban In Idaho

    Dancing Naked At 35,000 ft.; Ed The Zebra On The Loose; & Truck Nuts Ban In Idaho
    Jun 11 2025
    David danced naked before the Lord in the Old Testament in the Bible, but I don't think the Britih Airways crew member was getting religious in the World Club cabin toilet. It's pretty common to see a traffic jam on I-24 in Central TN but not caused by a zebra on the loose running down the interstate. If you're planning on driving to or through the state of Idaho, you'd better cover your nuts...and your breasts...

    In this Midweek BONUS Episode...
    • A Man Posed as a Tool Rep to Shoplift from Home Depot
    • TikTok Trend: Putting Jalapenos in White Wine
    • New Trend: Paying $5 to Go to an Office And Pretend You Have a Job
    • British Airways Crew Member Was Dancing Naked In Toilet Instead Of Serving Passengers
    • Flight Attendants Let Child Sing 'Moana' Songs On Intercom During 2-Hour Tarmac Delay....Cute? Or Sheer Hell?
    • Ed the Zebra On the Loose—In TENNESSEE–Shuts Down Traffic On I-24
    • Teen Arrested for Breaking Into 121 Cars is Released Hours Later—Only to Loot a Dozen More Vehicles
    • Rollerblading Bro Robs PA Gas Station With Gun, Knife Then Flees on Getaway Skates
    • Bobcat Hangs Out in Home, Deputies Try To Lure It Out With Laser Pointers
    • Etiquette Expert Shows the ‘Correct’ Way to Eat a Banana—And It Involves A Knife And Fork
    • The Friendly Skies: Passengers Battle Over Airline Air Nozzles on a Plane
    • 'Beef Fat' Sunscreen Has People Shaking Their Heads: 'Skin as Healthy as a McDonald's French Fry'
    • Woman Wanted For Homicide Pretends to Be Her Sister, Who Was Also Wanted
    • Tractor-Trailer Rollover Releases 14M Bees Near Canadian Border
    • 'Cemetery Thief’ Stole Items From Graves to Use as Landscaping Art at Her Home
    • Mom ‘Attacks Principal And Superintendent’ After Being Called To School Over Daughter’s Fighting
    • Toilet Paper Could Be Irrelevant Soon—But How Would We Wipe?
    • A TikTok Prankster Arrested After He Dumped Buckets of Beans, Eggs, Milk…on His Head—Inside a Restaurant
    • Idaho Passes Emergency "Truck-Nuts" Legislation
    • Woman Busted For Stealing WIG Off Dead Body at Funeral Home
      Man Allegedly Injured on a Disney World Water Slide While 34 Lbs. Over Ride Weight Limit...Cue The LAWSUIT
    I've got the lastest stupid twist to the current events in the Insane Week In Review and find out who outdid everyone else in stupidity by winning this week's Genius Awards.
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    1 h et 8 min
  • Bear On The Stove; A Titillating Teams Call; & Fart-Infected Sinuses

    Bear On The Stove; A Titillating Teams Call; & Fart-Infected Sinuses
    Jun 7 2025
    Imaging hearing a crash at 5am in your house & you are expecting to find a burglar. Instead, you see is a bear on your stove & a hole in your ceiling. It was a reality for a Kentucky homeowner. Imagine having a Teams meeting with your co-workers working from home when one stands up without realizing he's not wearing pants--OR underwear. And imagine suffering with a sinus infection for 7 years...caused by your ex-boyfriend, who farted in your face. Well, you don't have to image any of this because it really happened. And my Insane FL Nephew "Pancho Guero" is back from his trip to PA to help me tell you about it!

    In this Weekend Episode...
    • [A PIece of My Mind] People Who Don't Reply To Texts -- Even When They're On Their Phone 24/7—Usually Have These 11 Reasons
    • Google is Now the Go-To Teacher For Adults Who Need Help—With Adulting
    • Town Requires A PERMIT For Women To Wear High-Heels Taller Than 2”
    • CA Family Sues Funeral Home After Finding Wrong Body in Uncle's Casket
    • Bear Falls Through Attic, is Found Sitting on Stove in Kentucky Home
    • Man Fired After Standing up in Teams Call Wearing No Pants–OR Underwear
    • Drunk Turkish Man Spends Hours With Search Party Looking For Himself
    • Woman Claims She’s Suffered From a 7-Yr. Sinus Infection After Her Ex-Boyfriend Farted in Her Face
    Pancho has more burning questions to answer from people seeking his sage wisdom on matters such as whether or not to let your 14-y/o boy go to the Senior Prom with an 18-y/o girl who invited him & whether to blow the whistle on a boss trying to buy your silence for his shady business practices.
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    1 h et 54 min
  • Stick A Fork in Mama; Fat Miss Piggy On A Plane; & Water-Based Cooking

    Stick A Fork in Mama; Fat Miss Piggy On A Plane; & Water-Based Cooking
    Jun 4 2025
    If you've had enough of your mother, just stick a fork in her. One woman tried...and failed. A bratty little pipsquek called a woman a "fat Miss Piggy" and got his head shoved into the window of an airline. The fat "Miss Piggy" got an FBI investigation. If you want to reverse aging, just start emplementing "water-based cooking"...a.k.a. "boiling".

    In thie Midweek BONUS Episode...
    • A Woman Threatened to "Fork" Her Elderly Mother
    • People Are Debating Whether You "Introduce Yourself" When Calling Companies
    • Airline Invoices $1300 to Former Flight Attendant Who Quit Because She Wasn't Making Enough Money
    • A Parolee Got Caught Drinking a Beer After He Did the "One Chip Challenge"
    • Snake Pokes Out From Under Hood of Missouri Woman's Car
    • A VA Man Was Arrested for Drawing His Own Crosswalk on a Busy Street
    • Oscar Mayer Wienermobiles Competes in Race at the Indy 500
    • PIGEON Pandemonium Ensues As Passengers Scramble On Airline
    • A Guy on Meth Jumped Off a Bridge on a Dare
    • Woman Arrested at Airport After Hitting Child on Plane Who Called Her "Fat" & "Miss Piggy"
    • "CarrotMaxing": A TikTok Trend That Can Land You In The ER
    • Forever Chemicals Found in American Beer
    • Flight Passenger Brings Whole Rotisserie Chicken as Carry-On, Calling It Her 'Designer Bag'
    • Despite Her Water Breaking, NY News Anchor Goes Into Labor on Air, but Delivers the News
    • Annoyed Resident Releases Snakes in Condo Hallway to Protest Neighbor's Noisy Dog
    • Husband Spots Wife Selling His Items on Her Instagram Story, As a PRANK
    • New Term: "Water-Based Cooking"...Or Is It Just, You Know, Boiling?
    • Florida Man Survives Alligator, Then Is Shot Dead by Deputies
    • FL Booze Cruise Captain Rescues Drowning Man Then Belts Out Karaoke
    • FL Neighborhood Is Being Terrorized By An Angry Duck
    • Secret Service “Catfight” Outside Barack Obama's Home Gets 2 Agents Suspended
    Get the latest stupid current events from the Insane Week In Review and find out this week's winners of the Genius Awards!!
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    1 h et 14 min
  • A $640 "Rump" Watch; a Lowe's "Love Shack"; & The Final P00P Score

    A $640 "Rump" Watch; a Lowe's "Love Shack"; & The Final P00P Score
    May 31 2025
    If you ordered a fancy $640 Trump watch, you would expect it to have been made with spellcheck. A shopping trip to a Lowe's hardware store resulted in a discovery inside a storage shed that was not expected...which included a naked man & Vasoline. A beloved score bug seen on TV for years when 2 rival baseball teams played is being put to rest in a solumn salute.

    In this Episode...
    • A Guy Steals His Roommate's Cake...Has an Allergic Reaction...& Accuses the Roommate of "Poisoning Him"
    • Brilliant or Stupid? Wash Your Crocs in the Dishwasher
    • Woman Can't Flush Toilet Paper in Her Newly Built Home
    • Woman Drives Through Street Fair, Hits Cop–While Trying to Get to Work
    • A Guy Pleasured Himself in a Display Shed at Lowe's
    • Amazon Driver Caught With Pants Down Relieving Herself on Porches While Delivering Packages
    • Grandpa Faces Felony Charge Over Burrito Dispute
    • How Not to Tow a Car: Have You Seen This Crazy Video Out of Houston?
    • School Choir Performance EXPLODES Into Violent Brawl Between Parents
    • Rhode Islander ticked off by An Unfortunate Typo on a "Rump" Watch
    • NJ State Assembly Candidate Selling Foot Pics as Subscription Online Adult Content
    • OH Man Cited With His 20th “Operating Vehicle Impaired” While Allegedly Driving Drunk
    • Dad's Theory on Parents With 3 Kids Has Internet in Stitches: 'So Carefree'
    • Male Owner of a Massage Parlor Tried to Give 5 Men a Happy Ending
    • Hospital Refuses To Let Alabama Parents Give Girl This Unusual Name: “Xfrgolszzzxy”
    • Women Leave Their Kids in a Car with a Bag of Weed for Hours While They Went to a Bar
    • FL Man Tries to Stop His Rolls-Royce From Being Repo’d Wearing Only a Towel
    • Shirtless, Shoeless Man Steals Party Bus & Hits Multiple Vehicles
    • Phillies Pay Tribute to 'P00P' Scoreboard Before a Wild Win Over Pirates
    • A Drug-Smuggling Cat Was Caught Trying to Break Into Prison
    • TikTok Prank Gone Too Far?....Teens Are Pretending to Rob You With ‘Apple Pay’ Prank
    Pancho was in PA for an in-person visit when this episode was recorded, so this is a special weekend episode that has the content of the Midweek episode so we've got the stupidest current events with the Insane Week In Review, and our Genius Awards this week!
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    1 h et 19 min