The Assholes wish Prof. Mike LiToris, "Happy Birthday!"

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“Alright, alright—our next guest tonight is a hypnotist… but not the kind your aunt saw at a county fair and still talks about like it was a religious experience.

This guy has been called ‘unhinged,’ ‘irreverent,’ and—my personal favorite—‘please stop tagging us in this’ by at least three professional organizations and one very confused TikTok moderator.

He’s the mastermind behind Hypnosis is Amazing show a viral chaos agent known for blending real-deal clinical hypnosis with comedy that rides the line between genius and ‘we might get a call from legal.’

You’ve seen him online as @hahahypno, you’ve seen him roasting the NFL like a deranged sideline coach, and somehow—SOMEHOW—he’s still allowed to perform in public.

Ladies and gentlemen… hide your free will and lock up your inhibitions…

PLEASE welcome… COLIN CHAPMAN!!!”

The Assholes discuss things and stuff on the interwebs, including Afroman's court win.

Where have all the cinder blocks gone? The 'Hole Patrol remembers when everyone had some cinder blocks...

It will surprise you what some people are putting into things that they bought on the interwebs...

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