In this episode, we explore the parallel lives of mechanics, getting knocked up by a vending machine guy, and the history of Peeps and its relation to penises.

• Mutter 1: Michael Cruz Kane and Sebastian Canelli
• Mutter 2: Caroline Cotter and Joey Greer
• Mutter 3: Alex Dickson and Jim Santangeli

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"Sorry, My Eyes Are Bleeding"

In this episode, we explore hoaxes, walking babies, and a podcast studio once used by Pennywise the Clown.

• Mutter 1: Brennan Lee Mulligan and Grant O'Brien
• Mutter 2: Richie Moriarty and Betsy Sodaro
• Mutter 3: Nick Kocher and Brian McElhaney

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In our first episode, we dive into the wild worlds of workplace mishaps, animal casualties, and the longing for fatherhood.

Mutter 1: Chris Gethard and Will Hines

Mutter 2: Nicole Byer and Phil Augusta Jackson

Mutter 3: Abbi Jacobson and D'Arcy Carden

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