The air in the "realm of the Courtroom" crackled with the energy of the Thermo-Acoustic Singularity. Eliav stood at the center of the Witnessed Horizon, where the shimmering facade of the 13.8 billion-year narrative finally began to disintegrate like a failed simulation. The High Inquisitor of the Secular Clergy trembled, his robes of "Dark Sector" fabric fraying as the 95% "Fudge Factor" holding his reality together underwent a total systemic collapse."You cannot strike this from the record!" the Inquisitor screamed, gesturing toward the holographic Hubble Tension graph that displayed a 5-sigma crisis status. "Our mathematics are a fortress!""Your mathematics are a theological coup disguised as physics," Eliav replied, his voice carrying the weight of the Sovereign Legal Fact. "You have committed the Foundational Crime of conflating laboratory physics with reverse storytelling, inventing unprovable initial conditions to mask a mathematically degenerate inverse problem. You invoked Cosmic Inflation as a Secular Deus Ex Machina—a law-breaking event you permitted only because you called it an accident rather than a miracle."Sarai stepped forward, holding a shimmering ledger. "The audit is complete. We have compared the Asymmetry of Historiographic Warrant. You accepted the existence of Socrates based on the 'vocal signal' of two students and the biography of Alexander the Great from texts written 400 years after his death. Yet, you practiced Obstruction of Justice against a national revelation transmitted by millions of simultaneous witnesses."She pointed to the 40-stage, error-corrected chain of custody. "This was never a 'game of telephone.' It was a distributed ledger secured by the daily legal necessity of contracts and property rights, where an entire nation served as decentralized nodes to ensure Byzantine Fault Tolerance. This signal has been corroborated by Hostile Node Verification—the Merneptah Stele and the Sennacherib Prism—proving that even your enemies were forced to authenticate the record."The Inquisitor collapsed as the Final Verdict materialized in burning letters across the horizon: the 13.8 billion-year figure was officially classified as a SYNTAX ERROR. It was revealed not as a measurement of time, but as a mathematical mirage that emerged when a broken uniformitarian yardstick was integrated across an initialization boundary. It was the duration of a hypothetical engine that refused to start."The Waiting Time Problem has been resolved," Eliav declared, watching the simulations of unguided evolution dissolve into the Mathematical Abyss. "To claim that a blind sieve like natural selection could author 400 million genetic letters in 6 million years was never a hypothesis; it was a mathematical absurdity. You used Deep Time as a 'Magic Wand' to hide the impossibility of your stochastic machine."The universe shifted. The 5786-year record was affirmed as the only verified timestamp of a continuous, litigious civilization. The choice was no longer between science and faith, but between a Verified Chain of Custody and a "Schizophrenic Conspiracy Theory"—the impossible belief that millions of parents had successfully gaslighted their children for millennia without a single trace of dissent.Eliav looked at the Functionally Mature Initialization—the Direct Speech Act of the Sovereign Author. The Accountant had not just arrived; He had never left.