✅ Movies Luca, Wish Dragon

✅ When your a kid having a friend move away

✅ Growth Spurts

✅ Growing Beards 

✅ Giving homeless people money 

✅ Guns at Church

✅ Everywhere I go someone is asking me for a dollar

✅ Executioners and berserkers 

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✅ The Movie Tombstone is really about Mustaches.

✅ National Geographic Tribal Woman Centerfold

✅ I have too many male ducks, and they are all rapists.

✅ Inspirational rant about how we are all creators, and if you are not creating, you need to start. Creating is not all about the finished product; it’s about the process.

✅ Instead of saying “stop being a pussy” say “stop being a testicle.”

✅ After living in a camper in a forest, I no longer fear spiders, snakes, or tics.

✅ Adventures of creating a path through my forest

✅ Jim Carrey’s inspiring comments on choosing who you want to be

✅ What’s the best way to get out of a speeding ticket?

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🎙 Roman Numerals are confusing and the story of S.Pellegrino water.

🎙 A fascinating tale about a guy I saw at Barnes and Noble who had Jesus hair and a Jesus beard. And was wrapped in a Mexican shaw blanket. 

🎙 In my early 20's I supervised construction projects. And that's where I met a ridiculous Human Being named Chaz who lived in a work trailer and showered on a pallet.

🎙 When you are young and impressionable, you do things that, when looking back, you realize they were douchey.

🎙 Jim Morrison's Dad, George Stephen Morrison, was a United States Navy admiral and was commander of the U.S. naval forces in the Gulf of Tonkin during the Gulf of Tonkin Incident of August 1964, which sparked an escalation of American involvement in the Vietnam War.

🎙 I Bought a massive Quonset to turn into a house and failed miserably.

🎙 I saved a Mexican guy from being impaled by a tree stump that was cut into a spike. 

🎙 Puff Daddy throws a party that included a tiger and a woman bursting into flames. 

🎙 And it's my hypothesis that the Tiger king person had sex with his tigers to show them he was the alpha tiger. 

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