Hey there, I'm Steve, coming to you from Boulder, CO. I need a Co-Host something fierce, from anywhere in the world. I'm chomping at the bit to start our time together. Callers will share the shit that's going down with them. Single or in a relationship, we're letting loose and coloring outside the lines; No limits, and nothing is off the table! Straight or gay-- or turning gray, nothing is too small, too big, too outrageous, or too embarrassing to share.

I've been a guest on Today Show and the View, and we're gonna have as much fun with you as I did with the hosts of these shows! Just Google it.

"Hell No" came to me after years of teasing each other over a hundred things. For instance, my girlfriend cusses like a freakin' sailor, and I want sex in the morning. We flash a middle finger, and yell, Hell No, That Wasn't in Your Profile tm. 😃 and then kiss and laugh our ass off; and believe me, she can't afford to lose anymore of hers!! And "he's glued to his f'ing cell, and probably will have to get a divorce before giving it up ... and she says, "fine have sex with it." 😃

While this is not a dating show, we will entertain you and have a ball, but it's really about what's shakin' beyond the profile. And remember, an honest profile is a stepping stone to the profile of life!

Come on Co-host, let’s get together and have some laughs!

notinprofile @yahoo.com

1. Hell No ... is not dating show, it's what you discover about each other. We’ll read emails and talk to callers with their stories. Join us to color outside the lines; no boundaries, and nothing is off the table. Tell us about your life before the profile and beyond the profile. Maybe a just a few personal habits; sneaks a smoke, cusses like a freaking sailor, stubborn as hell, and doesn't shave everyday. Got complaints? lighten up. Look at each other, maybe flash the middle finger … and all you can really say is Hell No, That Wasn't in Your profile! Email us to join the show notinprofile@yahoo.com

Steve talks about the challenges guys face when buying gifts for his girlfriend, focusing on the difficulty of choosing the style and the right size of something she will wear. He also emphasizes the importance of jewelry as a gift and provides tips on selecting the perfect piece.

P.S. I am still looking for a woman as a co-host, in my studio, or from any English speaking country ...

Enjoy!

1. Hell No ... is not dating show, it's what you discover about each other. We’ll read emails and talk to callers with their stories. Join us to color outside the lines; no boundaries, and nothing is off the table. Tell us about your life before the profile and beyond the profile. Maybe a just a few personal habits; sneaks a smoke, cusses like a freaking sailor, stubborn as hell, and doesn't shave everyday. Got complaints? lighten up. Look at each other, maybe flash the middle finger … and all you can really say is Hell No, That Wasn't in Your profile! Email us to join the show notinprofile@yahoo.com

Can you answer these 5 questions? Here's a glimpse about the show ...

I'm Steve, along with Mary, my Co-host and friend, coming to you from Boulder, Colorado ...

Episodes begin second week of February! Intimacy or privacy is not about secrecy. We have a comfort level, be it from a practiced lifestyle of being alone, and when entering a growing relationship. Some things are closely held and have never been shared, or meant to be. Hence, why the balance between intimacy and privacy are often at odds. Nurturing, compassion, confidence and trust, without ridicule, are another stepping stone to intimacy. Share your experiences about Life BEFORE the profile--when introspection and maturity begin to take shape. Life BEYOND the profile looks back to see how a dating profile influenced and shaped who you are today. Spread your wings and open your mind, and join us to color outside the lines. NO limits, and NOTHING is off the table. I'm sure there will be more laughs than regrets!

I’m Steve, your host, of Hell No, That Wasn't in Your Profile.tm: Write to be on the show--notinprofile@yahoo.com. ...and please subscribe for the latest news!

As a guest on Today Show and The View, I had as much fun joking with the Hosts, as they did with me! Hence, the opportunity to Host my show is very gratifying.

Mantras: This is not a dating show, it’s what you discover about each other as time goes by, and dating is only a stepping stone to the Profile of Life tm, and that’s what this show is about. Join us to explore the possibilities.

1. Hell No ... is not dating show, it's what you discover about each other. We’ll read emails and talk to callers with their stories. Join us to color outside the lines; no boundaries, and nothing is off the table. Tell us about your life before the profile and beyond the profile. Maybe a just a few personal habits; sneaks a smoke, cusses like a freaking sailor, stubborn as hell, and doesn't shave everyday. Got complaints? lighten up. Look at each other, maybe flash the middle finger … and all you can really say is Hell No, That Wasn't in Your profile! Email us to join the show notinprofile@yahoo.com

Episodes begin second week of February! Intimacy or privacy is not about secrecy. We have a comfort level, be it from a practiced lifestyle of being alone, and when entering a growing relationship. Some things are closely held and have never been shared, or meant to be. Hence, why the balance between intimacy and privacy are often at odds. Ponder. Nurturing, compassion, confidence and trust, without ridicule, are another stepping stone to intimacy. Share your experiences about Life BEFORE the profile--when introspection and maturity begin to take shape. Life BEYOND the profile looks back to see how a dating profile influenced and shaped who you are today. I'm sure there will be more laughs than regrets! NO limits, and NOTHING is off the table. Open your mind and join Mary and me to have fun and to color outside the lines.

I’m Steve, your host, of Hell No, That Wasn't in Your Profile.tm: Write to be on the show--notinprofile@yahoo.com. ...and please subscribe for the latest news!

This is not a dating show, it's what you discover about each other as time goes by. Mantras: An honest profile is a stepping stone to the profile of life. An honest profile opens the door to kindness, romance, and love. Isn’t that why we put ourselves out there week after week? Don't take my questions at face value because there are no easy answers.

1. Hell No ... is not dating show, it's what you discover about each other. We’ll read emails and talk to callers with their stories. Join us to color outside the lines; no boundaries, and nothing is off the table. Tell us about your life before the profile and beyond the profile. Maybe a just a few personal habits; sneaks a smoke, cusses like a freaking sailor, stubborn as hell, and doesn't shave everyday. Got complaints? lighten up. Look at each other, maybe flash the middle finger … and all you can really say is Hell No, That Wasn't in Your profile! Email us to join the show notinprofile@yahoo.com

After 3 "shorts," this February will be our first episode. What do you consider personal, like peeing or even poo-ing with the bathroom door open-- masturbating in the shower…. Write us with some of yours, and we'll add ours; some are part of intimacy and some are private! What we discover about each other. Please tune in to our podcast. Write us to share your story to reserve a call back and become part of the show. Two of the main points are, first, Life Before the Profile--and how it may reflect on you today--and Life Beyond the Profile, when you've really learn who your partner is, or will become. I’m Steve, your host, Thanks,
Hell no, That Wasn't in Your Profile.tm: notinprofile@yahoo.com

1. Hell No ... is not dating show, it's what you discover about each other. We’ll read emails and talk to callers with their stories. Join us to color outside the lines; no boundaries, and nothing is off the table. Tell us about your life before the profile and beyond the profile. Maybe a just a few personal habits; sneaks a smoke, cusses like a freaking sailor, stubborn as hell, and doesn't shave everyday. Got complaints? lighten up. Look at each other, maybe flash the middle finger … and all you can really say is Hell No, That Wasn't in Your profile! Email us to join the show notinprofile@yahoo.com

I'm Steve, along with Mary, my Co-host and friend, coming to you from Boulder, Colorado ...

This is not a dating show, it’s what you discover about each other as time goes by. Granted, an honest profile opens the door to intimacy, romance and love. Isn’t that why we put ourselves out there week after week, hoping to find a lover?

My most sincere and heartfelt message: Dating is only a stepping stone to the Profile of Life tm, and that’s what this show is about. Come with us to explore the possibilities.

Spread your wings and open your mind, to color outside the lines. In your 20's, 30's 40's—straight or gay, or turning gray—nothing is too small, too outrageous, or too embarrassing to share with us!

While I like to talk—as you will see—listening is more interesting and rewarding, for you and for us. Mary and I thrive on the opportunity to laugh at ourselves. And, if you’re not too thin-skinned, we will laugh at and with you, too!

As a guest on Today Show and The View, I had as much fun joking with the Hosts, as they did with me! Hence, the opportunity to Host my show is very gratifying.

A little teaser from our drawer full of gems ...

-- What younger girls and guys will learn if they were older

-- Why gifts don’t always mean a closer and more intimate relationship

-- What you say to a girl-friend or boy-friend that you don’t tell your partner

-- Have you ever had "movie" sex," where you rip off your clothes in a fit of rapture, sweep off the shit, and screw on the kitchen counter :)

1. Hell No ... is not dating show, it's what you discover about each other. We’ll read emails and talk to callers with their stories. Join us to color outside the lines; no boundaries, and nothing is off the table. Tell us about your life before the profile and beyond the profile. Maybe a just a few personal habits; sneaks a smoke, cusses like a freaking sailor, stubborn as hell, and doesn't shave everyday. Got complaints? lighten up. Look at each other, maybe flash the middle finger … and all you can really say is Hell No, That Wasn't in Your profile! Email us to join the show notinprofile@yahoo.com