Stop telling me you’re "grinding" when your iPhone says you spent 9 hours on TikTok yesterday! 📱😂 K.G. breaks down how Mark Zuckerberg became the world’s most successful pimp without even leaving his house. You’re on the clock 24/7 for a billionaire in a hoodie, and your only paycheck is a red notification bubble. The truth is grimey. Put the phone down.

Auntie, don't throw the skillet! 🍳 K.G. is looking at the 2026 receipts for the "Big House" on the corner. We’ve got sixty-five thousand distribution centers, but the only person getting a "re-up" is the pastor with the red-bottoms. It’s time to talk about why we’re sowing seeds in a parking lot that never grows anything but a new Range Rover. The truth is grimey, but the freedom is worth it.

From 34 felonies to the 47th President—how did the hood flip for a dude with a spray tan? 🍊 K.G. dives into the "CEO Energy" that had us all fooled and why "Draining the Swamp" actually just means firing your favorite auntie at the Post Office. It’s hilarious, it’s painful, and it’s 100% real. I’m your host, K.G., and this is Hood Ted Talk.