Épisodes

  • Ep. 12: INSPECTOR FÜP/Once You Füp, The Fun Don't Stüp (With Special Guest C.J. Smith) (S.1/E.12)

    Ep. 12: INSPECTOR FÜP/Once You Füp, The Fun Don't Stüp (With Special Guest C.J. Smith) (S.1/E.12)
    Nov 29 2022
    AGENDA
    (ITEM 1) WELCOME Y'ALL - Introducing John Dough; Clock Cum; Pepto Bismol

    (ITEM 2) FÜPED UP: F.U.P.A. DIAGNOSIS - Deadly Deodorant; Texas-Size Marfüpial; Breast Incubation; Crime Crossover Event; Mrs. Triple Nipple; Health Hole Enema

    (ITEM 3) PATRON SAINT OF PUSSY - Baby Naming; Making Biscuits; Diarrheanxiety; Trauma Soundtrack

    (ITEM 4) BLACK & BLUE PEOPLE - Incestuous Fish Pussy; Accidentally Racist; White PTSDoor Bruising; Big Bitch & Bagpipes; Lector Vibes; Freezer Friends; Stop Saying Things

    (ITEM 5) CUSTOM MADE MAN - May; Pussy, Liver, Teeth, Compass; Janel's Functional Psychopathy

    (ITEM 6) R.I.P. MARVINS - 40 Felony Friendship Bar; The Good Crackhead; Do Your Thing, Marvin
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    1 h et 4 min
  • Episode 11: THE ALBATROSS - "We Need A Visual Element." (S.1/E.11)

    Episode 11: THE ALBATROSS - "We Need A Visual Element." (S.1/E.11)
    Nov 22 2022
    AGENDA
    (ITEM 1) WELCOME Y'ALL - We Don't Know How To Tell Time; Unclear Bed-Wetting

    (ITEM 2) DABADABADABADABADA BOJANGLES - Roof Goats; Bulbous Womb; Carpal Tunnel Handjob; Mrs. Whale

    (ITEM 3) WE HAVE CAT FOOD AT HOME - Termite Wedding; Janet Has Cystues; "Back To The Squirrels"; Cuntrina

    (ITEM 4) MISSING METATARSALS - Tissue Armp-Art; Kombucha; Ocular Penetration; S'Morelax

    (ITEM 5) MEDICINAL SHAPEWEAR - Camp Songs; Janel's Horoscope; Biblically Accurate Handjobs

    (ITEM 6) DIOMEDODEDEDE PROCELLOTARDS - Justice For Albatrosses; Accidentally Racist; WEE Scary Scary
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    58 min
  • Episode 10 - PROPERLY HAUNTED - We Are All Florida Men (S.1/E.10)

    Episode 10 - PROPERLY HAUNTED - We Are All Florida Men (S.1/E.10)
    Nov 15 2022
    AGENDA
    (ITEM 1) WELCOME Y'ALL - "It Has Been Foretold"; Don't Forget Your Dead Son's Ashes

    (ITEM 2) "THE EGG": GOD, GHOSTS, & ETERNITY - "John Has A Thought"; Seeing Ghosts; Alfies Transcendental Impact

    (ITEM 3) VEGAN "EGG" SCRAMBLE - Procrastinator Problem: Misusing Suicide As A Proactive Tool
    - The Terminus: Risk & Reward Of Eternal Life Without Infinite Lives
    - More Morality: Consciousness Striving For Perfection

    (ITEM 4) MEDICINAL EAR-DICKING - Willful Homelessness Privilege; Enough Hole Options; Dominatrix

    (ITEM 5) SURVIVAL OF THE ANTI-FITTEST - Florida Men; Technology To Empathy Morality; Conflicts In Veganism

    (ITEM 6) TAKE A RISK: IT'S FREAKY FRIDAY - Sequel Pitch - Not Your Typical Incest Baby; Shenis; Dating Apps. (Bad Voices; Hinge Prompt Shout Out);
    Pedophiles Don't Like Janel; Becoming Bees Together; Missionary With Catrina = Ocean Nipple Boarding

    A MESSAGE FROM HAMSTERIA: The Podcast: If you or someone you know is experiencing suicidal thoughts or a crisis, please reach out immediately to the Suicide Prevention Lifeline at 800-273-8255, or text "HOME" to the Crisis Text Line at 741741. These services are free and confidential.

    DISCLAIMER: Episode 10's discussion of "The Egg" and related subjects is a philosophical discussion that considers a broad range of problems, factors, and arguments that do not necessarily reflect the opinions or beliefs of the Ho-Hosts, as individuals or collectively. Furthermore, nothing posited, argued, claimed, commented, or considered herein this discussion would be properly construed to be a suggestion, recommendation, urging, attempt at influence or persuasion, or assertion of fact.
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    1 h et 29 min
  • Episode 9 - DAILY FROLIC - Good Chunk Of Duck (S.1/E.9)

    Episode 9 - DAILY FROLIC - Good Chunk Of Duck (S.1/E.9)
    Nov 8 2022
    AGENDA
    (ITEM 1) WELCOME Y'ALL - Olive Season; Star-Crossed Feeshes' First Day Dead

    (ITEM 2) SATCHEL PAIGE IS DEAD? IDK ABOUT THAT. . . . - Mamadukes H.'s Boot Camp; Alexa Silver; Jimmy Carter Builds Houses

    (ITEM 3) JAIL. AH, MEMORIES. - Baby Bush; Detox vs. DIY Drugs; Rikers Human Rights Crises; Backstage Pass

    (ITEM 4) BLOODY MEAT: TO [B]EAT OR NOT TO [B]EAT - Janel's 16th Veggieversary; Catrina's HIV Immunity Hypothesis; Spaying Kittens In Heat; Comparative Pussy: Periods Sex & PMS

    (ITEM 5) MISC. SPECIAL TOPICS: Crime Ideas*/Driving -
    - Targeted Sexual Activity; Bulk Human Trafficking; Forcible Re-Flowering
    - Potty Emergency; Collisions: Animal or Tree: Consciousness Is Key

    (ITEM 6) THE END OF THE WORLD - It's Fucking Coming.

    * Ideas Are NOT Suggestions or Advice.
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    55 min
  • Episode 8: DISSECTING DAHMER - Failing A.P. Geography With Janal & Ragina Esquires (S.1/E.8)

    Episode 8: DISSECTING DAHMER - Failing A.P. Geography With Janal & Ragina Esquires (S.1/E.8)
    Nov 1 2022
    AGENDA
    (ITEM 1) WELCOME Y'ALL - The Adventures Of The Undertaker & Mothman; Petty Law

    (ITEM 2) VAGINAL CONSERVATORSHIP - Fetus Eatus; Panda Panda Panda; Razzmatazz; Crocs vs. Alligators

    (ITEM 3) INDIANA'S NOT IN THE SOUTH - Mothman Festival; Memphis Duck Parade; 60s; A Grain Of Fece

    (ITEM 4) DAHMER: THE PERFECT STORM - Glamorization of Netflix Series;
    - West Coast Milwaukee Ohio;
    - Racism, Homophobia, & The Perfect Storm;
    - No One Gives A Shit About David;
    - Back To Konerak;
    - The Fangirl Phenomenon;
    - Blue Barrel Double Bluff;
    - Etc.

    (ITEM 5) THE FUCKICORN: A RAPID DERAILMENT - Ragina & Janal: 2 In The Pink 1 In The Stink

    (ITEM 6) THE JUSTICE SYSTEM IS A LITTLE BANANAS - There Are Ducks In Memphis. That's What We All Need To Hold On To.
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    2 h et 7 min
  • Episode No. 7: THE CRUNCHING - It's Passed Our Bed Month (S.1/E.7)

    Episode No. 7: THE CRUNCHING - It's Passed Our Bed Month (S.1/E.7)
    Oct 25 2022
    AGENDA
    (ITEM 1) WELCOME Y'ALL - On This Week's Episode, We Will Shove Our Tits In . . .

    (ITEM 2) PEOPLE POPS - Teeth; A Little Piece Of Heaven; Kids Under Warranty

    (ITEM 3) ESTEBEN - "I Took His Virginity & I Should Not Have"

    (ITEM 4) FREE-RANGE FAT ROLLS - Possums, Racoons, Skunks- Oh My!; Don't Body Shame My Gerbil

    (ITEM 5) 2020TWELVES - Vaporejoh, Edibles, & The Standard Issue Apocalypse

    (ITEM 6) FAKE ASS BEAR - Sarah Palin On The Masked Singer; Friends In Canada
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    59 min
  • Episode No. 6: EROTIC FRIENDS - "What The F*CK Is Wrong With You?!" (S.1/E.6)

    Episode No. 6: EROTIC FRIENDS - "What The F*CK Is Wrong With You?!" (S.1/E.6)
    Oct 18 2022
    AGENDA
    (ITEM 1) WELCOME Y'ALL - Do You Hate Us Yet?

    (ITEM 2) MISERABLE $#!T - Dahmer; Waco; Janel's Broken Ankle; Catrina Smells Toast

    (ITEM 3) THE HUG & ITS REKINDLING - Two Lazy Thrusts With Your D*ck Over Your Pants

    (ITEM 4) SIMBA: THE LION QUEEN - Being Your Own Hero; Shameless Cervical Slushie

    (ITEM 5) WHAT THE F*CK IS A SEABISCUIT - Organ Tramp Stamps & The Butt Cancer Miracle (Catrina's Meltdown)

    (ITEM 6) WE WERE SUPER SMASH COUSINS - I Can Hiccup In My Own Arms (Janel's Meltdown)
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    1 h
  • Episode No. 5: THE KEYCHAIN - A Cautionary Tale Of Coke & Crotch Candy (S.1/E.5)

    Episode No. 5: THE KEYCHAIN - A Cautionary Tale Of Coke & Crotch Candy (S.1/E.5)
    Oct 11 2022
    AGENDA
    (ITEM 1) WELCOME, Y'ALL - Catrina Bought Janel A Keychain So She Wouldn't Off Herself

    (ITEM 2) WHAT A WHALE WANTS; WHAT A WHALE NEEDS - You Can Bring A Whale To Person, But You Cannot Make Him Eat

    (ITEM 3) YOLO VERTIGO: WORK-/LIFE-IMBALANCE - All Work & No Play Makes A Mighty Bitch Lobotomotic

    (ITEM 4) BEEFUS WITH JESUS: TO VIRGINITY & BEYOND - "The Penalizer"; 9 Year Old Boobs; Buttons R.I.P.; Banana-Boarding

    (ITEM 5) CONFESSIONS OF A SERIAL CHILLER - Loophole Logic Into The Kingdom Of Heaven; Prayers For Purgatory; Body Positivity Privilege & Imposter Immunity For Bad Habits

    (ITEM 6) FOR BETTER OR WORSE: WAKAWAKADDERALL - Law School/I'd Like To Thank/Blame Waka Waka + The Drugs; Lawyers vs. Olympians: Performance, Drugs, & Priorities
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    1 h et 29 min