Join us and special guest Lulu, a fabulous flight attendant with 10 years of sky-high stories, for the juiciest, grossest, and funniest tales from the friendly skies. From dentures on tray tables and sleep-jerking passengers to Mile High Club realities (spoiler: those bathrooms are a hard pass), wild layover dick appointments, and the real scoop on slutty pilots vs. crew hookups. Plus essential hacks: bring candy for the crew, always pack a pen, and never experiment with Ambien mid-flight. Listen up for laughs and yucks, because if you've flown, you've seen some things. Safe travels, good girls!

Enjoy your Olympics viewing with our deep dive into why Olympians have always been... extra horny. From the original ancient Greek Games where men trained and competed buck-naked (gymnasium = "place to exercise nude," obviously), complete with kynodesme strings to keep things "tasteful" (highly recommend looking this up), oiled-up wrestling, and all sorts of questionable activities, to today's Olympic Village traditions like emergency condom orders (20,000+ in Paris!), microchipped suits to prevent crotch-padding cheats (looking at you, Norwegian ski jumpers), and the great cardboard bed debate (RIP anti-sex myth, hello sturdy mattresses).

We talk Tony Perrottet's The Naked Olympics, salute epic post-baby comebacks from legends like Shelly-Ann Fraser-Pryce and Allyson Felix, debate the sexiest Winter sports husbands, and ponder the eternal question: if you had to compete in an alternate-universe Olympics against regular people, what sport would give you the best shot at a medal? (Curling and fencing are strong contenders for the athletically challenged.)

Grab your olive oil (or condoms), settle in, and celebrate the Games' long tradition of athletic excellence... and equally impressive horniness. Happy Olympics, stay safe and enjoy the show!

Happy Presidents' Day, Good Girls! In this special holiday episode, we cover the messy sex scandals of U.S. presidents who turned the Oval Office into their personal playground. We ranking the skankiest (reappropriating that word for problematic men) commanders-in-chief based on their extramarital exploits, power imbalances, and sheer audacity.

From Warren G. Harding's cringe-worthy love letters signed by his penis "Jerry," to LBJ whipping out "Jumbo" to explain foreign policy, JFK's legendary (and suspiciously short) quickies, Bill Clinton's saxophone seduction vibes, and the most problematic, Thomas Jefferson...we're not holding back. We debate who's the absolute top-tier problematic slut (spoiler: coat-closet sex and hush-money payoffs feature heavily), shout out the brave women who spoke up, and give honorable mentions to the non-problematic loyal ones (looking at you, John Adams and Barack).

Trigger warning: Lots of abuse-of-power talk here, because "slutty" in this context usually means deeply unethical. Join us in celebrating....or something like that??...our nation's horniest historical figures. Bonus: We tie up loose ends from last episode's Aaron Rodgers/Gollum conspiracy corner. Presidents' Day weekend...maybe there's a reason it's associated with mattress super sales.