In this extra-special landmark 50th episode, the Fess Girls do what they promised several episodes ago and deliver a special episode in which they discuss how many traps in Home Alone 1 (1990), Home Alone 2 (1992), and The Parent Trap (1998) would have killed their victims. In doing so they discover that Marv is the ultimate human punching bag, the Sticky Bandits probably have superhuman durability, Kevin does, without a shadow of a doubt, become John Kramer aka Jigsaw, and Kevin McCallister & Hallie Parker are the deadliest OTP there ever was.

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Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays from The Fess Girls! In this holiday episode, Amy realizes that she has the hubris of the mighty seagull. The girls remake holiday songs about classic stories, talk about the mortality status of the Toy Story toys, and discuss which fictional santa they are. They come up with new ways to scar your children at Christmastime and discuss history's earliest kinks. What a great present this episode is! Gift it to a friend, no need to waste any wrapping paper!

The Fess Sisters are back with another episode of Fess Up! They discuss the weird origin of pink lemonade, debate which Game of Thrones characters would win in a roasting contest, and discuss the sexuality of Santa Claus. They have Rick and Morty play the Newlywed Game and they figure out what two Bob's Burgers characters they are!