MAHA is furious with MAGA today and Bridget whips out her RFK Jr. impression.

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6:31 - This F*ckin Guy
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15:38 - Weather
16:11 - What Is Happening?
18:48 - The Internet Is Glorious

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The Epstein files are like a box of chocolates, you never know what kind of theory you’re going to get from someone. Everyone has a take on the Epstein files and Bridget is here to explain and analyze the Epstein Spectrum.

0:00 - Introduction
3:59 - Mud/Wtr
5:43 - The Epstein Spectrum Part 1
18:36 - Qualia
18:10 - Weather
18:38 - The Epstein Specturm Part 2
27:23 - The Internet Is Glorious

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Is the tide turning on trans? The battle for reality continues with mainstream media outlets ignoring biological reality and falsely attributing a school shooting in Canada to a female. Is everyone as sick of the trans debate as Bridget is?

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5:37 - BlueChew Gold
6:51 - What Is Happening?
12:26 - Sheath
13:47 - Happy Birthday
14:43 - Weather
14:55 - Breaking Bridget
20:48 - The Internet Is Glorious

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Bridget started a war on X over whether the idea that “fat is fit” was mainstream. She brings receipts.

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6:44 - American Financing
7:44 - Parade of Morons
18:16 - Caliber
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22:06 - Weather
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Insane amounts of fraud are being exposed all over the country. Commifornia is back doing Commiefornia shit. Karen Bass is under fire for allegedly “watering down” the Palisades fire report. Kamala is back being drunk and well, we aren’t really sure what’s she’s doing. And Gavin Newsom is lying about high speed rail again.

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Mattel released its first autistic Barbie and people are mad because she's pretty. Would they rather she's an uggo?

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I spent the weekend freebasing the Epstein Files. If the goal was to turn everyone in schizophrenics, congratulations, they succeeded.

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6:37 - Epstein Ran the World
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Unboxing our 100k YouTube Award! We reminisce about the long slow road to 100k and the history of Dumpster Fire.

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