Rosalie Berg had a spotless driving record — and she wasn’t shy about bragging to her friends. Naturally, the universe heard her confidence and said, “Oh really?”

In this hilarious suburban misadventure, Rosalie manages to rack up two traffic stops in just two weeks… with her kids in the back seat for both. First comes a warning for rolling through a stop sign, then a full‑blown speeding ticket right in her own neighborhood.

Now her kids have appointed themselves her personal traffic police, counting out three‑second stops and reminding her not to speed like she’s a repeat offender.

If you love funny parenting stories, suburban chaos, and the humbling moments that keep us honest, this one will make you laugh all the way to your next full and complete stop.

Welcome to the Does This Happen to You show, where life's absurdities take center stage—told by the women and men who have lived them. Ever found yourself utterly perplexed by the world? You’re not alone! This show is a collection of laugh-out-loud, first-person stories from female writers and the occasional male writer, sharing their real-life experiences with wit, charm, and a touch of bemusement. Whether it’s navigating social mishaps, deciphering life’s oddities, or simply embracing the delightful chaos of everyday moments, these stories will have you nodding in recognition and chuckling in solidarity.

L K Smithe grew up in a tiny town where steak was always well‑done, and ketchup was basically a food group. Years later, she’s a lawyer in the big city, trying to navigate dating and a small-town identity

On a dinner date with another attorney — a man she hoped would finally see her — he calls her “white trash” for putting ketchup on her steak. Suddenly, it’s not about condiments. It’s about class and belonging.

This is a story about small‑town roots, big‑city judgment, and the courage to be exactly who you are, even when someone at the table thinks they’re better.

Welcome to the Does This Happen to You show, where life's absurdities take center stage—told by the women and men who have lived them. Ever found yourself utterly perplexed by the world? You’re not alone! This show is a collection of laugh-out-loud, first-person stories from female writers and the occasional male writer, sharing their real-life experiences with wit, charm, and a touch of bemusement.

Whether it’s navigating social mishaps, deciphering life’s oddities, or simply embracing the delightful chaos of everyday moments, these stories will have you nodding in recognition and chuckling in solidarity.

Ever wonder if you might be the idiot in the room? This comedic rant breaks down the everyday behaviors that reveal our inner moron — from microscopic “For Sale” signs to parking‑lot NASCAR, from sports‑fan meltdowns to parents who treat youth referees like war criminals.

Along the way, we meet toll‑booth dollar‑throwers, left‑lane drifters, volunteer‑bashers, and the people who proudly rationalize all of it.

Told with warm, wry, midlife‑chaos energy, this story by Max Klein is a hilarious guide to spotting idiocy in the wild… including in the mirror. This episode is perfect for anyone who loves relatable humor, social‑norm satire, and the kind of storytelling that makes you laugh and cringe at humanity.

If you’ve ever yelled at a ref, driven 70 mph through a Walmart parking lot, or written a sign no human could read from a moving vehicle, this one’s for you.

Welcome to the Does This Happen to You show, where life's absurdities take center stage—told by the women and men who have lived them. Ever found yourself utterly perplexed by the world? You’re not alone! This show is a collection of laugh-out-loud, first-person stories from female writers and the occasional male writer, sharing their real-life experiences with wit, charm, and a touch of bemusement.

Whether it’s navigating social mishaps, deciphering life’s oddities, or simply embracing the delightful chaos of everyday moments, these stories will have you nodding in recognition and chuckling in solidarity.