Is there anything else more on the public mind? The tragedy continues to unfold, and worsen.

This is also apparently true of certain SEC football programs. We’ll cover that, too.

Also, an ode to live music.

This episode is produced by Daniel Anderson at Audio Alchemy Productions.

This football season begins with the end of a dynasty. Tuscaloosa mourns the end of an era, but we’ll spare you the hour-long eulogy—nobody’s got time to sweep up the confetti. Join us for a droll dissection of life beyond the gridiron. We’ll slog through gerrymandering’s cartographic absurdities, unpack tariffs with the enthusiasm of a customs form, and ponder war and peace with all the gravitas of a halftime speech. Sean will offer insights as thrilling as an F-1 pit stop, while Epstein’s ghost somehow keeps hogging headlines. Tune in for a dryly amusing slog through football and the world’s chaos—because even when history ends, the podcast must go on.

This episode is produced by Daniel Anderson at Audio Alchemy Productions.

This week, we wonder why WNBA fans are sneaking — wait, what? — past the no-bag policy, explain why tariffs are the bad habit every country swears they hate but can’t quit, and ask why influencers keep crying in their cars. We relive the glory days of an internet giant before it finally signs off, sort of. Then we celebrate a peculiar bobble head day at Yankee Stadium, and side-eye the NFL for hiding games like they’re bootleg liquor. Plus, a sarcastic tour through Gaza, Russia, NATO, and the world’s most awkward arms deals—all in one caffeinated, slightly unhinged conversation.

This episode is produced by Daniel Anderson at Audio Alchemy Productions.