Every year, the same arguments return like clockwork. The War on Christmas. Oscar controversies. Back-to-school culture battles. Summer body debates. These aren't organic conversations—they're scheduled programming. In this episode, we map the "outrage calendar": the predictable rotation of cultural flashpoints that fill the discourse year-round, crowding out coverage of policy, economics, and structural change. Once you see the pattern, you can't unsee it. Your attention has been booked solid—and you never agreed to the appointment.