The boys wrestle with whether to honor Myles Garrett’s Super Bowl ambitions and squint hard enough to see hope in a weakened AFC North.

The boys move from stunned to irrationally stoked as they prepare to overanalyze and prematurely canonize the Todd Monken era of the Cleveland Browns.

The boys navigate the bizarre reality of a post Tomlin, Harbaugh, and McDermott NFL and accept the inevitable hiring of the dreaded Unproven Coordinator Dude as Cleveland’s new head coach.

The boys kinda celebrate a 10-6 win against Pittsburgh, debate whether they’re playing hard for a lame duck, and for better or worse agree to hand all of ‘26 to 12.

The boys lament lopsided losses, stare into the quarterback abyss, and convince themselves the answers lie in the draft with Mendoza and Moore.

The boys play out the string, get the same result regardless of the QB, and watch the Cleveland Browns once again play the bulk of this year for next year.

The boys marvel at Myles Garrett’s defensive dominance and dare to believe football might finally be fun again as the Shadeur Sanders era launches in Vegas.

The boys say goodbye to the failed Stefanski/Berry era and officially usher in the high profile glitz, glamour, and gridiron greatness of the coming Deion Sanders-led Brookpark Browns.