Épisodes

  • SantaCon & Snow & Farewell to Blocked
    Dec 17 2025

    This is the end of BlockedPod, and Zeke and Kimara go out exactly how they came in—laughing, spiraling, and blocking everything in sight. Zeke recaps teaching 1,200 kids in Texas, Kimara details her Michelin-star babymoon, and together they unpack holiday burnout, creative exhaustion, and why snow is the devil’s precipitation. They roast SantaCon, break HIPAA laws on the Metro North, nearly buy a timeshare from hot white-passing salesmen, and play one last chaotic round of Blocked or Gawked. It’s emotional, ridiculous, heartfelt, and very them. A love letter to the listeners, and a perfect final bow.


    Stay connected with all things BLOCKED:

    Instagram: www.instagram.com/blockedpod

    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@blockedpod

    Email: info@blockedpod.com


    Zeke: www.instagram.com/iamzeked

    Kimara: www.instagram.com/Kim0rax_

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    50 min
  • Long Car Rides & Couples Who Fight!
    Dec 3 2025

    Wicked hype, holiday stress, and couples who think fighting is ‘healthy.’ Zeke and Kimara dive into PTO strategy, racial identity, wedding chaos, and the things they’re blocking this week — including long car rides and toxic relationship culture. A hilarious, chaotic December episode.


    Stay connected with all things BLOCKED:

    Instagram: www.instagram.com/blockedpod

    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@blockedpod

    Email: info@blockedpod.com


    Zeke: www.instagram.com/iamzeked

    Kimara: www.instagram.com/Kim0rax_

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    1 h et 4 min
  • Office Temperature Personalities & Daylight Savings
    Nov 26 2025

    Thanksgiving Eve chaos at its finest. Zeke and Kimara kick things off with hometown bar lore, mac-and-cheese noodle warfare, and the lies schools fed us about pilgrims (Snoopy included). Zeke chats flight delays before Texas Thespians, while Kimara plans a bougie two-person Thanksgiving complete with sous vide turkey and file-cabinet potatoes. They fall into a cornucopia Mandela Effect rabbit hole, revisit childhood dance trauma, and are blocked by existential spirals and sweaty bangs, while Blocked or Gawked debates flirty baristas, dangly earrings, and post-fine-dining McChickens. Seasonal, unhinged, and fully indulgent.


    Stay connected with all things BLOCKED:

    Instagram: www.instagram.com/blockedpod

    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@blockedpod

    Email: info@blockedpod.com


    Zeke: www.instagram.com/iamzeked

    Kimara: www.instagram.com/Kim0rax_

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    49 min
  • 3D Anatomy Scans & Forced Labor Culture
    Nov 19 2025

    Episode 46 of BlockedPod is Mexico magic meets everyday chaos. Zeke returns from his Day of the Dead trip—mariachis, rooftop brunches, and parades—while Kimara rages at corporate America for forcing injured people to work. They roast crumb-filled childhood backpacks, Kate Middleton’s alleged “tall wig,” and Sephora’s hostage-style checkout screens. Zeke blocks 3D anatomy scans (“why does that baby look like a Fortnite boss?”), while listener submissions drag subway dancers and chatty coworkers. Siri, iPhones, and airline-status anxiety join the fight before a chaotic Blocked or Gawked finale featuring reusable diapers and AI fever dreams. It’s culture, comedy, and unhinged excellence.


    Stay connected with all things BLOCKED:

    Instagram: www.instagram.com/blockedpod

    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@blockedpod

    Email: info@blockedpod.com


    Zeke: www.instagram.com/iamzeked

    Kimara: www.instagram.com/Kim0rax_


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    52 min
  • "I'm Addicted to Coffee" & People Who Have Bad Days
    Nov 13 2025

    Pure chaos wrapped in cozy fall vibes. Kimara announces she’s having a boy—immediately triggering a “stinky poopy boy” spiral—and she declares NYC “Mamdanistan.” They roast rent-freeze panic, halal DoorDash conspiracies, and a 'Spunk for Milk' trailer before tearing up over marathon heroes and paying off debt. Kimara recounts nearly fighting a woman on the train (“Bring me my sneakers!”), Zeke discovers Harry Potter a Mandela Effect, and both get riled over pregnancy tears and caffeine addiction. The episode ends with on-sale candy debates, portals to the hole-universe, and Harry Potter and the Cursed Child plans. It’s unfiltered, unhinged, and unexpectedly heartfelt—classic BlockedPod.


    Stay connected with all things BLOCKED:

    Instagram: www.instagram.com/blockedpod

    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@blockedpod

    Email: info@blockedpod.com


    Zeke: www.instagram.com/iamzeked

    Kimara: www.instagram.com/Kim0rax_

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    40 min
  • Yams & Thanksgiving Icebreakers
    Nov 5 2025

    This episode is a full Thanksgiving feast—fried-turkey explosions, yam scientists, and family-table chaos included. Zeke confesses his lifelong hatred of yams, Kimara defends sweet potatoes like it’s her thesis, and together they go from casseroles to deviled-egg etiquette to “Woman in Yam Sciences.” BLOCKED topics include forced gratitude speeches and holiday hypocrisy, while What’s Blocking Us tackles cruel food-stamp trolls and missing home for the holidays. Between Pope-baby conspiracies, parade nostalgia, and cousin-walks, it’s a fall-flavored mix of chaos, carbs, and comfort. Add a dash of Heated Rivalry hype, a sprinkle of Megan Thee Stallion, and one dramatic Faja manifesto—and you’ve got a perfect seasonal mess.


    Stay connected with all things BLOCKED:

    Instagram: www.instagram.com/blockedpod

    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@blockedpod

    Email: info@blockedpod.com


    Zeke: www.instagram.com/iamzeked

    Kimara: www.instagram.com/Kim0rax_

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    53 min
  • Scary Movies & Healthy Halloween Snacks!
    Oct 29 2025

    This episode of Blocked Podcast is a full-on Halloween feast. Zeke and Kimara trade stories of witch’s brew, spider rings, and moms who went pumpkin-mode before diving into their best and worst costumes (one Silent Hill slay, one last-minute flop). They bond over “gay Halloween” costumes (“the donut Ariana licked”), rank their favorite candies, and rage about trunk-or-treats and “healthy” snack givers. Zeke blocks scary movies (coward behavior), Kimara blocks performative granola folks giving out healthy candy, and both relive haunted houses, hayrides, and near-death jump scares. Plus—Demi Lovato, Mexico City Day of the Dead plans, and a Blocked or Gawked lightning round of chaos. Boo, babes. 🎃


    Stay connected with all things BLOCKED:

    Instagram: www.instagram.com/blockedpod

    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@blockedpod

    Email: info@blockedpod.com


    Zeke: www.instagram.com/iamzeked

    Kimara: www.instagram.com/Kim0rax_

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    43 min
  • Yo-Yo Guys & The Cost of Acrylics
    Oct 22 2025

    This episode of BlockedPod is giving fall-core. Zeke and Kimara hit Warwick for apple-picking, live music, and the kissing-path before reminiscing on Justin Bieber’s forgotten R&B era and full-body praise for Demi Lovato (again). Kimara vents about pregnant-lady stare-downs and a Round Top fashion crisis, while Zeke gets stuck on yo-yo guys. They block overpriced acrylics then accidentally explain Mormon “soaking.” Add in Beyoncé with a stolen diadem and a round of Block or Gawk —and you’ve got the most unhinged autumn recap yet.


    Stay connected with all things BLOCKED:

    Instagram: www.instagram.com/blockedpod

    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@blockedpod

    Email: info@blockedpod.com


    Zeke: www.instagram.com/iamzeked

    Kimara: www.instagram.com/Kim0rax_

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    53 min