Summary:

Hosts Rob and Eli recap Big Ten bowl games and playoff action in this episode, expressing disappointment over Michigan's loss while highlighting strong performances from teams like Washington, Northwestern, and Indiana. They analyze key matchups, including Michigan vs. Texas in the Citrus Bowl, and dive into playoff results up to the Peach Bowl semi-final where Indiana dominated Oregon. The discussion ends with predictions for the national championship between undefeated Indiana and Miami, favoring a Big Ten win.

Key Points:

• Big Ten teams went 6-1 in non-playoff bowls, dominating opponents' rushing attacks (e.g., Washington over Boise State 38-10, Northwestern over Central Michigan 34-7).
• Michigan fell to Texas 41-27 in the Citrus Bowl; Bryce Underwood showed promise but threw late picks amid coaching changes.
• Playoff highlights: Ohio State upset by Miami, Texas Tech shut out by Oregon 23-0, Indiana crushed Alabama 38-3 and Oregon 56-22 to reach the title game undefeated at 15-0.
• Hosts predict Indiana beats Miami in the championship (e.g., 30-7 or by 10+ points), securing Big Ten's third straight national title.
• SEC struggled at 3-8ish in bowls; Big Ten and ACC shine, with Miami advancing.

Summary:

Rob and Eli dive into Big Ten playoff action and coaching drama amid a hectic holiday season, blending detailed game analysis with their signature Michigan-Ohio State rivalry banter. They highlight Oregon's dominant yet sloppy win over James Madison, predict chaos in the opt-out-riddled Michigan-Texas Citrus Bowl, praise Michigan's surprise hire of Utah's Kyle Whittingham, and forecast an Ohio State rout of Miami.

Key Points:

• Oregon Ducks crushed James Madison 51-34 in playoff Round 1, with QB Dante Moore throwing 4 TDs, but allowed a late JMU surge after coasting in the second half.
• Michigan (9-3) faces depleted Texas (9-3) in Citrus Bowl on NYE; massive opt-outs (20+ for Texas), QB showdown Arch Manning vs. Bryce Underwood, plus Michigan's coaching upheaval.
• Michigan fired Sherone Moore for staff issues, snagged 66-year-old Kyle Whittingham from Utah—praised for elite defenses, player development, and Harbaugh-like physicality.
• Whittingham's hire seen as a coup; brings OC Jason Beck, fits Michigan's roster with power spread and dual-threat schemes for Underwood.
• Ohio State-Miami playoff preview evokes 2002 Fiesta Bowl rematch vibes; Buckeyes favored by 10-17 points over Hurricanes despite strong RB Mark Fletcher Jr. and WR Malachi Corley.

Summary:

Rob and Eli react to Indiana's 13-10 upset over Ohio State in the Big Ten Championship, securing the Hoosiers' first title since 1967 and a perfect 13-0 record behind Fernando Mendoza's MVP performance, while the Buckeyes drop to 12-1 amid O-line woes and play-calling critiques. They preview Big Ten bowl matchups like Washington and Boise State and Michigan v Texas in the Citrus Bowl, then break down the CFP bracket with Indiana at #1 and where does Ohio State land.

Key Points:

• Big Ten Title Breakdown: Indiana's defense forces turnovers and stops short-yardage; Ohio State sacked 5 times, goes 2/4 in red zone with heavy 13-personnel usage; Mendoza's 222 yards/TD named MVP.
• Mendoza's MVP Edge: Indiana QB overcomes early injury for 15/23, 222 yards, key 17-yard TD to Elijah Serat and 33-yard strike to Charlie Becker in clock-managing drive.
• Bowl Matchups: Washington (8-4, -8.5) vs Boise St (9-4); Northwestern (6-6, -12.5) vs Central Mich (7-5); New Mexico vs Minnesota (-3); Penn State (6-6) vs Clemson (7-5, +3); Tennessee (-5.5) vs Illinois (8-4); USC (9-3, -6) vs TCU (8-4); Vanderbilt (-4) vs Iowa; Michigan (9-3) vs Texas (9-3, -4.5); Utah (-14.5) vs Nebraska (7-5).
• Final CFP Bracket: #1 Indiana vs #8 Alabama; #2 Ohio State vs #10 Miami; #3 Georgia vs #6 Ole Miss; #4 Texas Tech vs #5 Oregon; #12 James Madison (Sun Belt champ) over Duke; rematches include Alabama-Oklahoma, Ole Miss-Tulane

Summary:

Rob and Eli recap the Big Ten regular season finale, highlighting Indiana's 56-3 rout of Purdue for a perfect 12-0 record, Ohio State's 27-9 dominance over Michigan snapping a four-year streak with Julian Saine's three TD passes and Bo Jackson's 117 rush yards, and other results like Oregon's 26-14 win over Washington and Minnesota's axe victory. They break down CFP rankings with Ohio State #1 and Indiana #2 facing off in the title game, then share picks for conference championships favoring Ohio State over Indiana by double digits, Georgia over Alabama, and G5 chaos scenarios.

Key Points:

• Big Ten Recaps: Indiana crushes Purdue (548-282 yards); Iowa beats Nebraska 40-16; USC pulls away from UCLA 29-10; Minnesota tops Wisconsin in snow; Penn State edges Rutgers 40-36; Michigan State nips Maryland 38-28; Illinois outlasts Northwestern.
• Ohio State-Michigan Breakdown: Buckeyes control clock with 20-play drives, limit Michigan to 39 second-half yards; Saine throws for 233 yards/3 TDs; Michigan hurt by injuries, poor D-line pressure, calls for coaching changes.
• CFP Bracket: Top buys: OSU-Indiana matchup; #5 Oregon vs #12 Lane; #6 Ole Miss vs #11 Miami; Big Ten others: USC #16, Michigan #19.
• Championship Picks: Kennesaw St over Jax St; JMU over Troy; North Texas over Tulane; UNLV over Boise St; Texas Tech over BYU; Western Michigan over Miami (OH); Georgia, Virginia, Ohio State by double digits.

Summary:

Rob and Eli from Big Ten Bloodlines recap recent conference games like Oregon's 42-27 win over USC despite injuries, Michigan's dominant 45-20 road victory over Maryland led by freshman QB Bryce Underwood, and Ohio State's 42-9 rout of Rutgers. They debate the upcoming Michigan vs. Ohio State rivalry, with Eli touting Ohio State's defensive schemes under Matt Patricia to confuse Underwood and limit Michigan's rush, while Rob highlights Michigan's run game efficiency, third-down prowess, slower Ohio State tempo, and potential snow favoring a late Wolverines win. The episode covers unchanged CFP top four (Ohio State #1, Indiana #2, Texas A&M #3, Georgia #4), Michigan at #15, and Rivalry Week picks like Iowa over Nebraska and Indiana covering Purdue.

Key Points:

• Game Recaps: Oregon showed playoff depth beating injured USC; Michigan converted 12/14 third downs without punting vs. Maryland; Ohio State's run game rotated effectively despite missing top receivers; Washington dominated UCLA 48-14.
• Michigan-Ohio State Preview: Eli predicts Ohio State snaps streak via pass rush (2-3 sacks), spy coverage on Underwood, elite rush defense (<100 yards allowed), and opened passing attack; Rob sees Michigan controlling pace with top rush offense, weather edge, and no early blowout.
• CFP Rankings: Top seeds locked; Big Ten playoff hopefuls include Michigan (#15), USC (#17); Oregon (#6) vs. Miami, Ole Miss (#7) vs. Alabama highlight risks in rivalry games.
• Rivalry Picks: Iowa (-6.5) over Nebraska; Indiana (-28.5) covers Purdue; Oregon (-6.5) edges Washington; Wisconsin upsets Minnesota (+1.5); Penn State (-13.5) beats Rutgers.

Summary:

This episode breaks down a key week in Big Ten and adjacent college football action. The hosts recap each major matchup, spotlighting standout player performances, big upsets, dramatic finishes, and storylines heading into the next week. Rankings are discussed twice: once with AP numbers, then recalibrated with fresh playoff rankings. The show closes with bold predictions and humorous asides about upcoming games, stadium atmospheres, and crowd energy.

Key Points:

• Oregon vs. Minnesota: Oregon dominated behind Dante Moore's near-perfect passing and a stifling run defense. Minnesota's young QB gained valuable experience despite the lopsided score.
• Indiana vs. Wisconsin: Indiana remained unbeaten, with Fernando Mendoza breaking the school single-season TD record and the defense shutting out Wisconsin in the second half.
• USC vs. Iowa: USC mounted a big comeback from 11 down, with Mikhail Lemon starring and the defense clamping Iowa post-halftime. Iowa's first half saw a rare triple-threat TD from Markanowski.
• Penn State vs. Michigan State: PSU rode Katron Allen to snap a losing streak, capitalizing on Michigan State's ongoing Big Ten woes in what's humorously dubbed the "Lizard Bowl."
• Illinois vs. Maryland: Illinois controlled the game with tough defense and efficient rushing, handing Maryland another defeat.
• Washington vs. Purdue: Washington bounced back behind Adam Mohammed's 3-TD day. The Purdue game included a scary moment when Washington freshman receiver Raiden Vines-Brite was taken off in an ambulance, but he’s reported to be okay.
• Ohio State vs. UCLA: OSU's ground game exploded despite top receivers being out. Ohio State’s defense continued a historic run of holding opponents under 100 rushing yards.
• Michigan vs. Northwestern: A nail-biter at Wrigley Field, Michigan survived late turnovers to win on a last-second field goal; Andrew Marsh and Jordan Marshall both starred, with injuries and shaky late-game execution almost costing the Wolverines.
• Upcoming Games Preview: The episode features lively predictions for marquee matchups like Ohio State-Rutgers, Michigan-Maryland, and USC-Oregon, including ticket price jokes and musings on stadiums after dark.
• Playoff Picture: The hosts break down the week 13 playoff bracket and the recalibrated top 25, with Big Ten teams moving up or solidifying chances.

Fun and Notable Moments:

• Rebranding the Penn State/Michigan State matchup as the "Lizard Bowl," adding a running joke for future shows.
• A comedic take about how tickets for lackluster games are cheaper than the stadium hotdogs.
• Callbacks to classic video game moments, such as a linebacker with a “video game-like interception.”
• Lighthearted griping about games at Wrigley Field ("not conducive to playing football in") and “Big Ten after dark.”
• Comments about coaching hot seats and the unpredictability of midseason favorites.

Summary:

Chaos ruled in Week 11 as tight finishes, wild turnovers, and dramatic upsets shook up the Big Ten and the playoff picture—while hosts Rob and Eli break down every game, rant about rules, and set the stage for colossal showdowns ahead with fresh rankings and spicy predictions.

Key Points:

• Playoff Rankings & Chaos: The second week of College Football Playoff rankings arrives with Ohio State and Indiana still at the top, but upsets and surprising results threaten to shake up seeding for the home stretch.
• USC’s Friday Night Win: USC beats Northwestern 38-17 with explosive performances (Makai Lemon: 161 yards, 2 TDs) and a bizarre illegal punt number-swap story. Defensive heroics and a controversial end zone fumble turn the game’s momentum.
• Indiana Survives at Penn State: The Hoosiers’ perfect season barely survives as Omar Cooper Jr. hauls in a toe-tap TD for a dramatic road win, overcoming a tough Penn State team and keeping playoff dreams alive
• Oregon Escapes Iowa: Ducks grind out a win with a last-second field goal in a rain-soaked, defensive slugfest, keeping their playoff hopes alive and handing Iowa a rare home defeat.
• Wisconsin Upsets Washington: Washington’s newly acquired ranking vanishes on the road as Wisconsin’s punter matches the quarterback’s passing yards, ending the Huskies’ credibility with the playoff committee.
• Rutgers Rolls Maryland: Antoine Raymond’s career night leads Rutgers to bowl eligibility, while Maryland’s coaching drama heats up as their season threatens to unravel.
• Nebraska Tops UCLA: Freshman QB TJ Latif’s efficient debut and Emmett Johnson’s monster game help Nebraska withstand a late UCLA comeback in the Rose Bowl, now the subject of a bizarre stadium lawsuit.
• Ohio State Dominates Purdue: Buckeyes move to 9-0 as their defense suffocates Purdue and offensive stars shine, setting up a favorable matchup with UCLA.
• Week 12 Previews: The hosts analyze point spreads and offer predictions—expect competitive battles, desperate teams hunting for bowl eligibility, and “The Lizard Bowl” between Penn State and Michigan State.
• Rants, Trivia, & Trophy Talk: The Jewett Trophy rivalry for Michigan-Northwestern gets a spotlight, and the crew delivers classic banter on football rules, playoff quirks, and coaching hot seats.

Summary:

Week 10 of the Big Ten season showcases Indiana’s dominance, ugly yet gritty wins for Michigan and Ohio State, and the debut of the College Football Playoff committee rankings—with plenty of predictions for the road ahead in a league where chaos is the only constant.

Key Points:

• Playoff Rankings Take Center Stage: The crew pivots from the AP poll to real playoff scenarios as the College Football Playoff rankings are unveiled, with Ohio State and Indiana at #1 and #2, and the Big Ten flexing its muscle with multiple teams in the top 25.
• Indiana Stays Unstoppable: The Hoosiers obliterate Maryland 55-10, improve to 9-0, and showcase balanced offense and stifling defense. Maryland’s five turnovers turn an already lopsided contest into a rout.
• USC Survives Nebraska with Ground Game: Despite dismal passing, USC rallies to beat Nebraska 21-17 as King Miller shines and Nebraska loses QB Dylan Raiola for the year.
• Illinois Cruises, Minnesota Survives: Illinois throttles Rutgers for bowl eligibility (35-13); Minnesota escapes Michigan State in an overtime thriller (23-20), keeping MSU winless in the Big Ten.
• Michigan Guts Out a Win Over Purdue: In a grind-it-out, injury-racked effort, Michigan edges Purdue 21-16 behind Jordan Marshall’s three TDs, with an ugly performance that still secures bowl eligibility and keeps stretch-run hopes alive.
• Ohio State’s Statement Win: Ohio State puts away Penn State 38-14 with Joen Sane tossing four TDs, vaulting him to the Heisman front-runner spot and furthering the nation’s best completion percentage. The Buckeyes’ defense continues to dominate, smothering the run.
• Playoff Committee Quirks & Rants: The hosts debate the ranking logic, gripe about Notre Dame’s spot, celebrate Washington finally breaking into the poll, and break down scenarios for Iowa, BYU, Oregon, and more.
• Week 11 Preview & Picks Galore: The hosts look ahead to style matchups (USC/Northwestern), Indiana at Penn State, blowout predictions for Ohio State at Purdue, toss-ups like Maryland/Rutgers, and a few coin-flip calls on Nebraska/UCLA and Oregon/Iowa.
• Vintage Banter: Includes classic rants about football rules, the quirks of perennially snake-bitten teams (Purdue, Penn State), injury storylines, and some fun with playoff bracket hypotheticals.