Yo Faded Few, in this episode of Baked Bastards, we go full tinfoil hat and deep dive into the glowing rectangle in your pocket—yup, your phone. Is it a tool of freedom, or just a high-tech parole officer with better Wi-Fi? From smart homes to dumb humans, we’re breaking down the conspiracy that your phone ain’t just listening, it’s snitchin.

We’re lighting up and calling out the education system for dodging real life. Why didn’t school teach us taxes, credit, or how to survive the real world? Was it all just a setup to keep us obedient and clueless? Tune in as we roast school, break down the conspiracy, and smoke every time we remember something useless we learned instead.

Light one up and crack open the hidden pages of history. This podcast blends cannabis culture with a chaotic deep dive into the weirdest myths, forgotten facts, and stoner-fueled conspiracies from across time. From ancient aliens to government weed experiments, nothing is sacred—and everything’s up for a smoke break. Hosted by two half-baked minds with questionable logic and even worse research habits, it’s history… just higher.

We coached our first 8u softball game this week- Jamie forgot half the rules, I forgot which dugout was ours, and somehow didn't lose too badly.

Then our buddy straight up passed out mid smoke session. No warning,just face planted like a tree getting sniped. Ended up in the hospital looking like he tried to wrestle the pavement.

Not a single softball single softball involved. Just weed, heat,and bad decisions. Classic.