I got my Useless Uterus Yoinked in order to stop the Volcano-ing Of My Vagina. This is the story of how that's going.

And what it was like inside my head while I was preparing to become sterile.

To be clear, I've always wanted to be sterile. This was good news. But taking out a whole organ and then having to recover from that shit is terrifying.

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Alisa Starr's Vagina has exploded. So, for the past year, she's been trying to figure out how to live with a blood volcano constantly errupting between her legs.

This is her journey to figure out What The Fuck Is Going Wrong!?!?!?!

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