The trophy’s been handed out.
The confetti fell.And the buses left.

Now the real season starts.

From the Hugh Freeze Tiki Bar on Buyout Island, Faux Jimmy Sexton breaks down what the 2025 College Football Playoff actually revealed — and why January matters more than the championship game itself.

In this episode:

• 🏆 What really decided Indiana’s title run (hint: it wasn’t just the final score)
• 🔁 The Coaching Carousel, ranked by alignment — not noise (with Buyout Island transitions you won’t hear anywhere else)
• 🔄 Portal Winners & Losers — a full Whiners & Losers edition from talkin’ season
• 🧠 The QB battles that will define spring ball at Alabama, Ohio State, Notre Dame, Tennessee, and Michigan
• 💰 Why championships are now built when the hat gets passed in January — not April

This isn’t a recap.
It’s a roadmap.

Welcome to the real season.

On this episode of Agent Confidential, it’s time for Whiners & Losers.

Same games. Same reactions. Same mistakes.

We sort through the noise, the excuses, and the narratives that refuse to die — and focus on what the tape actually shows.

The College Football Playoff reaches the semifinals — and the chaos continues.

In this episode of Agent Confidential, Faux Jimmy Sexton breaks down:

• Miami vs Ole Miss in the Fiesta Bowl and why the Hurricanes keep proving people wrong

• Indiana vs Oregon in the Peach Bowl as the Hoosiers complete their transformation from surprise to bully

• How Ole Miss continues winning post-Kiffin under Pete Golding

• What the open transfer portal is doing to coaches, rosters, and sanity across the sport

This isn’t about hype or logos.

It’s about leadership, preparation, and who’s built for January.

And remember:

If you’re not winning… you’re whining.

Four playoff games. Four decisive results. And more fallout than a Lane Kiffin press conference.

In this Agent Confidential playoff quarterfinal wrap-up, Faux Jimmy Sexton breaks down what really happened — and what it all means going forward.

• Ole Miss stuns Georgia without Lane Kiffin, as Pete Golding earns his second playoff win
• Indiana doesn’t upset Alabama — they dominate them
• Miami announces its arrival by overpowering Ohio State
• Oregon looks like the most professional team left standing
• Plus: the growing Ole Miss–LSU coaching drama and why the portal calendar is completely broken

This playoff didn’t just deliver results — it exposed how college football actually works now.

If you’re not winning… you’re whining.

🎙️ Hosted by Faux Jimmy Sexton
✈️ Reporting from Buyout Island

The College Football Playoff rolls on — and so do the whiners.

In this Round Two edition of Agent Confidential, Faux Jimmy Sexton breaks down the next slate of CFP games while sorting through the chaos surrounding the sport:

• Michigan’s hire of Kyle Whittingham and what the program actually needs right now
• Chip Kelly’s quiet move to Northwestern
• Auburn portal rumblings and roster volatility
• Lane Kiffin’s Texas Bowl “drive-by” appearance
• And the ongoing stay in Twitter Service Hades (yes, there’s a Plan B)

Plus, Jimmy picks the losers for:
• Ohio State vs. Miami
• Oregon vs. Texas Tech
• Indiana vs. Alabama (Rose Bowl)
• Ole Miss vs. Georgia (Sugar Bowl)

If you’re not winning… you’re whining.

✈️ Follow the rebuild: @FauxJimmySexton

Welcome back to Agent Confidential — First Round Playoff Summary.

Faux Jimmy Sexton breaks down a wild opening weekend in the 12-team College Football Playoff, plus Michigan’s coaching chaos, the HBO Max/TNT broadcast fiasco, the G5 debate, and why the sport desperately needs a Czar.

In this episode:

• ​ Michigan’s coaching search enters Week 2 of wandering
• ​ Kyle Whittingham suddenly a name to watch
• ​ HBO Max/TNT broadcast disaster (coat hanger + magnetic north = required?)
• ​ Why Nick Saban is right: G5 needs its own playoff
• ​ Alabama storms back after spotting Oklahoma 17
• ​ Miami out-toughs A&M
• ​ Ole Miss domination + Golding/Weis Jr. postgame fireworks
• ​ Oregon–JMU and the backdoor cover that rattled half of Vegas
• ​ Why college football needs a Czar — not a committee

Plus: Jimmy is STILL stuck in Twitter Service Hades.

Cecile has escalated to “Phase 3: Firm But Polite.”

Pray for whatever poor support rep gets her next email.

If you’re not winning, you’re whining.

#AirSexton → Wheels up to 30A for the holidays.

College football expanded the playoff.
The whining expanded with it.

In this College Football Playoff Edition of Agent Confidential, Faux Jimmy Sexton breaks down the matchups, the meltdowns, and the money — with stops at Buyout Island, a fully fueled Air Sexton, and a brief update from Twitter service hades.

From Oregon–James Madison to Alabama–Oklahoma, Jimmy sorts out who’s advancing, who’s whining, and who might be eyeing oceanfront property on Buyout Island.

Because if you’re not winning…you’re whining.

✈️ Air Sexton is wheels up.
🏝️ Buyout Island is near capacity.
📋 Cecile has a document open.

It’s one of those weeks where two things happened at the same time.

The College Football Playoff took center stage — and underneath it, the coaching carousel started humming again.

In this episode of Agent Confidential, Faux Jimmy Sexton steps back from the noise to explain what actually happened this week, what didn’t, and why playoff weeks quietly reset leverage across college football.

We break down:
• The playoff matchups and why they matter beyond the field
• Michigan, the Ann Arbor smoke, and who’s really in control
• Why Kalen DeBoer, Kenny Dillingham, and others are being mentioned — and what that really means
• How agents think during playoff weeks (and when patience creates leverage)
• The human side of the carousel that never makes headlines

This isn’t about panic.
It’s about process.

Agent Confidential — if you’re not winning, you’re whining.