Rent a Garfield costume and dial this very special number, it's another episode of 48 Minutes of Corns Cobbing

This week, Jason and Bryan celebrate GamesmasterAnthony's 51st birthday, revel in Androgenic getting his literal wig snatched, delight in boomers getting lowballed by AI, shake their heads at a DeFi trader losing 6 figures to a bad click, delight in the videos and madness that is Fatal Farm and take themselves to the park for some Taser Chess.

Fun Fact : The edit for this episode has the second highest amount of cuts in any episode...

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Theme song performed by Jeffy and the Sunken Heads : https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com/

Contains clips from :

"BREAKING: Androgenic has his hat stolen by a stranger..." by @AutismCapital - https://x.com/AutismCapital/status/2025281656043786707?s=20

"I took Taser Chess to Open Sauce" by Everything Is Hacked - https://youtu.be/h6ddNFnwDTA

"Sex Survey Results" by @lasagnacat - https://youtu.be/KgmoMO66uPg

"07/27/1978" by @lasagnacat - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAh9oLs67Cw&t=3486s

"08/18/1978" by @lasagnacat - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yELOiYgR2aI&pp=0gcJCa4KAYcqIYzv

"10/26/2007" by @lasagnacat - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwNVwiHAUUM

"04/09/1998" by @lasagnacat - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySGtniX4QrU

"1 (800) 591-3274" by @lasagnacat - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IN7LQNDkobA

"Save CornCobTV/Coffin Flop" by Netflix is a Joke/Time Robinson - https://youtu.be/n-Bfkc6lZok

Some listeners may be asking - "where's the rest of the show??" Well folks, we are no longer serving up sleaze in the Shock.JPG segment and the Breathmint has moved to our de-luxe Patreon feed.

Support the show : https://patreon.com/48minutesofdogs for a Patreon-exclusive weekly show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.

Draw yourself as a freaky neko-girl ~ nya~ move your mouth WAY too close to the mic ~~nya!~~ and settle in for 48 Minutes of Dudes Laughing

This week, Jason and Bryan cheer the punching of a pro-ICE teen, watch in horror as RFK and Kid Rock work out half-nude and Obama talks aliens, guess why a Pragmata subreddit was banned, mourn the vibe-coding that nuked Moonwell, explore the nightmare fuel that is Nyan ~ Neko Sugar Girls and use technology to discover what Far Side comic Sting was reading in the 90s.

Fun Fact : The edit for this episode has more cuts than any that has ever come before.

Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO

Theme song performed by Jeffy and the Sunken Heads : https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com/

Contains clips from :

"Nyan ~ Neko Sugar Girls : All Episodes" by DreamSword (original by SoapOpera46) - https://youtu.be/HgjyQ0_coJo

"Nyan ~ Neko Sugar Girls -Episode 1-" by SoapOpera46 - https://youtu.be/pupTowgpVVo

"Nyan ~ Neko Sugar Girls : Mayonaka -ALL EPISODES-" by ShonenJump94 - https://youtu.be/jcQPie5hnas

"COVID-19 PSA Informational Video - Advice From a Medical Expert" by SoapOpera46 - https://youtu.be/BXjFRE0CDU4

Some listeners may be asking - "where's the rest of the show??" Well folks, we are no longer serving up sleaze in the Shock.JPG segment and the Breathmint has moved to our de-luxe Patreon feed.

Support the show : https://patreon.com/48minutesofdogs for a Patreon-exclusive weekly show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.

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Draw yourself a nice little horse, figure out how much beer is in a keg and look out for the jestergooners, it's 48 Minutes of Frames Mogging!

This week, Jason and Bryan discover the unbridled greatness of trains, bathe in the soothing web 1.5 of Gradient Horse, get miffed we didn't get any of the free bitcoin from Bithumb, visit a site full of how-to guides and pranks called Cockeyed.com and visit the PokeStop on Little St. James

Fun Fact : This episode is the closest to 48 actual minutes we've been in a long time.

Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO

Theme song performed by Jeffy and the Sunken Heads : https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com/

Contains clips from :

"[YTP] Zack D Films Goes Absolutely Mad" by BRM75 - https://www.youtube.com/shorts/BQcm2KWcfO4?feature=share

Some listeners may be asking - "where's the rest of the show??" Well folks, we are no longer serving up sleaze in the Shock.JPG segment and the Breathmint has moved to our de-luxe Patreon feed.

Support the show : https://patreon.com/48minutesofdogs for a Patreon-exclusive weekly show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.

Break out your finest cheeseburgers, fire up the Mustang and get ready for a rootin' tootin' good time, it's 48 Minutes of Gays Harding

This week, Jason and Bryan say "God Bless Superbowl" with Jake Sing, try to pronounce Sydney Sweeney's new underwear line, ask "what are you doing Step Finance?" shout "FOOOOOOH" with Razor Ramon HG aka HARD GAY and discover that Moltbook is fake as hell.

Confused? So are we! Enjoy!

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Theme song performed by Jeffy and the Sunken Heads : https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com/

SEE Razor Ramon HG in action at the Foooooh Archives - https://www.youtube.com/@FooooohArchives

Contains clips from :

"YTP - Judge Judy - Everyone is on trial" by The Septic Foundry -

https://youtu.be/1UqRVAuYYjc

"i think they're on to me" by Jake Sing - https://www.tiktok.com/@jakesing_/video/7600803614491168055?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc

"NI HOWDY LORE PT. 2" by Jake Sing - https://www.tiktok.com/@jakesing_/video/7594537541739597069?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc

"Hard Gay Cooking 01 VOSTFR" by Fooooh Archives - https://youtu.be/Y22uyJPRMfw

Some listeners may be asking - "where's the rest of the show??" Well folks, we are no longer serving up sleaze in the Shock.JPG segment and the Breathmint has moved to our de-luxe Patreon feed.

Support the show : https://patreon.com/48minutesofdogs for a Patreon-exclusive weekly show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.

We're back at it again at the Krispy Kreme. Yes, a potato flew around our room and told us a new episode of 48 Minutes of Dogs Barking was coming... And they were roommates!

This week, Jason and Bryan talk about finding the "nastiest angle" on TikTok, ordering Domino's on your Wii in 2026, how the hottest new toy from China is a frowning horse, The Clawd debacle turned scam, the short-lived short-form video platform Vine and we take a little trip to eat the mushrooms that make you see little guys running around.

Confused? So are we! Enjoy!

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Theme song performed by Jeffy and the Sunken Heads : https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com/

Contains clips from :

"Back at it again at Krispy Kreme vine" (original by Fab Cheerleader)

"vines i still think about | vine compilation best of all time" compiled by Atlas Wylde - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojTNokBaF8w

"Nick Mullen - The Vines" compiled by Town Manager (originals by Nick Mullen) - https://youtu.be/URyBV5fezY4

"Merry Christmas vine" by Christine Sydelko - https://www.youtube.com/shorts/_Z-Nu351j58

"Conner O'Malley Vine Compilation : The Transformation" compiled by theadamdanger (original by Conner O'Malley) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzpAYv0AP68

Some listeners may be asking - "where's the rest of the show??" Well folks, we are no longer serving up sleaze in the Shock.JPG segment and the Breathmint has moved to our de-luxe Patreon feed.

Support the show : https://patreon.com/48minutesofdogs for a Patreon-exclusive weekly show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.

Do some corporate synergy, pivot to video and make yourself some short form ""CONTENT"" it's another 48 Minutes of Dogs Barking!

This week, Jason and Bryan talk about the Reddit moderator delivering an epic Dear Richard video, a Turning Point event with a deeply weird name (the Make Heaven Crowded tour), a crypto scam involving oil reserves, NewsCorp's failed video site Internet Action Force and we hum along to a Dr. Pepper jingle that's good and nice (doo doo doo).

Confused? So are we! Enjoy!

Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO

Theme song performed by Jeffy and the Sunken Heads : https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com/

Contains clips from :

"New Study Suggests Scientists Hate Dogs" by Internet Action Force - https://youtu.be/x8yNU4I8dEo

"Hillary Clinton Answer's Last Night's Toughest Debate Questions" by Internet Action Force - https://youtu.be/OmKxCWQN3MA

"All the Reasons to Vote for Hillary Clinton" by Internet Action Force - https://youtu.be/3bczQumzvYE

"A Message to the CEO of Reddit..." by stale2000 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67CXV4o4dYM

"Dr Pepper Jingle" by @romeosshow - https://www.tiktok.com/@romeosshow/video/7586923248651095310

Watch more IAF videos : https://www.youtube.com/@InternetActionForceDotTv

Some listeners may be asking - "where's the rest of the show??" Well folks, we are no longer serving up sleaze in the Shock.JPG segment and the Breathmint has moved to our de-luxe Patreon feed.

Support the show : https://patreon.com/48minutesofdogs for a Patreon-exclusive weekly show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.

Have a seat, grab hold of your BOTDF t-shirts and open up your stickam stream, it's time for a Very Special 48 Minutes of Dogs Barking

This week, Jason and Bryan talk Trashy, the fake Chicago Streets and Sanitation mascot, JD Vance getting owned by ConnorEatsPants, the rollout of the Autistic Barbie, Bandcamp banning AI music, Eric Adams doing his own rug pull, the saga of Jessi Slaughter and we urge you to stare deep into the orb and learn all about Orbology. (Yeeah)

Confused? So are we! Enjoy!

Theme song performed by Jeffy and the Sunken Heads : https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com/

Contains clips from :

"Illinois is the land of Lincoln" by @chicagosanitation -

https://www.instagram.com/p/DTfuXNLDRSh/

"Trashy Loves Trash" by @chicagosanitation - https://www.instagram.com/p/DTa5YyTDmAc/

"Jessi Slaughter (Brain Slushie)" by fliter08 (original by Jessi Slaughter) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cznuwdh5IWc

"You dun Goofed, MAD DAD ONLY remix" by Boing Boing Video (original by Jessi Slaughter) - https://youtu.be/SmR89bFZLdc

"Jessi Slaughter Apologizes [2011]" by HiroKasyumi - https://youtu.be/i25PSTCMa_8

"Lesson One" by xstinamendez - https://www.tiktok.com/@xstinamendez/video/7587292155396263199

"Lesson Two" by xstinamendez - https://www.tiktok.com/@xstinamendez/video/7588420991185849630

Some listeners may be asking - "where's the rest of the show??" Well folks, we are no longer serving up sleaze in the Shock.JPG segment and the Breathmint has moved to our de-luxe Patreon feed.

Support the show : https://patreon.com/48minutesofdogs for a Patreon-exclusive weekly show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.

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Grab those hornrim glasses, re-open your septum piercing and let's save America, it's 48 Minutes of Dogs Barking! Rawr XD!

This week, Jason and Bryan return from the holidays with renewed vigor, new microphones and some killer topics - this week they talk about : The Pink Power Ranger deleting racist dating sites, Free Zyns at work, Maduro fits in your inbox, Unleash getting hacked for $4 million, EMOGAME by Jason Oda and we put in our pre-orders for the Gooch Zapper.

Confused? So are we! Enjoy!

Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO

Theme song performed by Jeffy and the Sunken Heads : https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com/

Contains clips from :

"White Monster Energy Speed Run" by @masterbaddy - https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Jh6gmHKNdJY?feature=share

Some listeners may be asking - "where's the rest of the show??" Well folks, we are no longer serving up sleaze in the Shock.JPG segment and the Breathmint has moved to our de-luxe Patreon feed.

Support the show : https://patreon.com/48minutesofdogs for a Patreon-exclusive weekly show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.