What if Minority Report wasn’t a slick sci-fi thriller… but a near-future music scandal about a struggling frontman who accidentally becomes the face of an annual “Minority Report” list celebrating the least-attended gigs in America?

In this episode of No Context Cinema Club, Rob attempts to rewrite Minority Report having never seen it - armed only with the title, Tom Cruise’s unavoidable existence, and Kev’s carefully drip-fed (and mildly weaponised) clues.

Expect:

• A viral music magazine “Minority Report” that turns failure into fame
• A tortured singer with a suspicious past and an even more suspicious name
• Online conspiracy sleuths connecting the dots far too quickly
• Retina scanners, stolen songs, and a hit track called “Everybody Runs”
• Courtroom chaos: murder charges and copyright drama (because why pick one?)

After Rob locks in his completely fabricated plot, Kev reveals what the real Minority Report is actually about… then scores the chaos for coherence, entertainment, and originality.

Was it a breakthrough… or has Rob fully sprinted into the nonsense horizon?

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