Jonah Slides
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Jonah Slides

As a self-proclaimed nerd, sinner, and average middle-class American, I wrote this book after a tragic series of events that led to me entering prison for the first time. Like many of you, I was concerned and wanted to know what to expect.

A Nerd's Survival Guide To Prison lays out a clear and detailed road map on how to work the system in your favor, and speed-run your prison sentence. Inside these pages are the 29 'Untold Rules' you'll need to survive prison. I have also included a starter street dictionary of prison slang you will need to make it on the inside. This survival guide contains graphic stories, as well as some surprisingly funny real life stories from behind the cold prison walls, and these stories will prepare you and your family for what lays ahead and help make the best out of a bad situation. If you are just curious about the prison system, this survival guide will give you an inside look behind the bars and barbwire that you won't get anywhere else.

This information in this book is priceless, it was handed down to me from men who had spent their lives in prison, and from learning the hard way so you don't have to. If you follow these rules, learn the language of the street, then this will be a story of you conquering prison, not the other way around. You've got this!

~Jonah Slides
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