J.L. Newman
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J.L. Newman

Born in England, residing in Panama, and on the road to insanity.

I believe that writing should be more than just words on a page. It is about how it makes you feel when you read it. Though originally intending to write like the great authors of old, I am much more inclined to write like a deranged Chimpanzee on a typewriter with delusions of grandeur and a penchant for self-invented language. However, it must be said that I enjoy what I do and that is reflected in my work.

My interests range from the obscure to the insane and my imagination has a world of its own. Through my writing, I continue my adventures and am keen to explore new topics.

I don’t plan on making much money but I hope I can bring some laughter to people's lives and that people remember me like that guy, you know, the one who wrote that really great book.

I always liked to read and write and I have been able to do both without too many grandmar or spilling errors for a couple of years now. My dream is to have many people read my books and then I’m falling from a plane and then I’m a dinosaur, no wait! I’m in bed, why is my dog talking?

Anyway, I hope you enjoy my books and you don’t suffer too much trauma as a result. As a great philosopher once said: “Brenda you burnt the toast again”. With that, I bid your farewell and good teatimes.
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