Ruin Your Life Now

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Dead Inside, But Functional Description

Are you tired of pretending to care? Do you want to survive life with the absolute least amount of emotional effort? Congratulations—you’re ready to become Dead Inside, But Functional.

Life is exhausting. People expect enthusiasm, deep emotional connections, and basic human engagement. Annoying. But guess what? You don’t actually have to care—you just have to look like you do.
This book is not about healing. It’s about perfecting the fine art of detachment while still participating in society just enough to avoid suspicion.

Inside, You’ll Learn:

How to master the dead-eyed customer service smile while thinking about absolutely nothing

The science of responding to any crisis with “Damn, that sucks” and moving on immediately

Why “It is what it is” should be your life motto

How to fake emotional depth by saying, “I just don’t open up easily”

Strategic bathroom breaks: The only legally acceptable way to escape responsibility

How to nod convincingly while mentally escaping to Ancient Rome

The trick to falling asleep in three minutes by accepting your own mortality

How to function just enough at work so no one notices you’re doing absolutely nothing

This is not a motivational book. It won’t inspire you. It won’t fix you. It will simply help you navigate life in the most effortless way possible, while maintaining just enough interaction to avoid being declared legally missing.

Click "Buy Now" and start your journey toward emotional detachment today.

©2025 Dicholas Chad Pansy (P)2025 Dicholas Chad Pansy
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  • Volume 1 de la série

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  • Volume 2 de la série

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  • Volume 3 de la série

    • How to Absorb Other People’s Problems Like a Human Sponge and Regret It Immediately (Ruin Your Life Now, Book 3)
    • De : Dicholas Chad Pansy
    • Lu par : Benjamin Powell
    • Durée : 1 h et 21 min
    • Date de publication : 01/04/2025
    • Langue : Anglais
    • Pas de notations

    Prix : 6,24 €

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    Couverture de Everything Is Fine (Unless It’s Not, In Which Case, Panic)
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    Couverture de Live, Laugh, Lobotomy - The Ultimate Guide to Becoming a Pleasantly Vacant Human: Because deep thoughts are a l
    • Live, Laugh, Lobotomy - The Ultimate Guide to Becoming a Pleasantly Vacant Human: Because deep thoughts are a liability

    • De : Dicholas Chad Pansy
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    Couverture de We Need to Talk: A Modern Guide to Breaking Up (And Deleting Receipts)
    • We Need to Talk: A Modern Guide to Breaking Up (And Deleting Receipts)

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